Commissar SFLUFAN Posted August 8, 2020 Share Posted August 8, 2020 I just want to point out that this is perhaps the Most. Libertarian. Thing. Ever! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted August 8, 2020 Share Posted August 8, 2020 Poor Jojo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted August 8, 2020 Share Posted August 8, 2020 @mclumber1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skillzdadirecta Posted August 8, 2020 Share Posted August 8, 2020 She will discover she now has the powers of a bat and will go on to fight crime as BAT-SHIT! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mclumber1 Posted August 8, 2020 Share Posted August 8, 2020 She will become patient zero to eradicate Coronavirus! Human bites bat and gets corona? Bat bites human to get anti-corona! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted August 8, 2020 Share Posted August 8, 2020 2 minutes ago, mclumber1 said: She will become patient zero to eradicate Coronavirus! Human bites bat and gets corona? Bat bites human to get anti-corona! I know you stole that from the Twitter replies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thewhyteboar Posted August 8, 2020 Share Posted August 8, 2020 And in true Libertarian fashion, she decided that the only way to combat rabies is to lower age of consent laws. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mclumber1 Posted August 8, 2020 Share Posted August 8, 2020 Just now, Jason said: I know you stole that from the Twitter replies. Fuck yeah I did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted August 8, 2020 Share Posted August 8, 2020 Just now, mclumber1 said: Fuck yeah I did. Seems like a NAP violation to not just link the relevant tweet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted August 8, 2020 Author Share Posted August 8, 2020 Let's focus on the relevant question as to exactly how/why the Libertarian Party Presidential Nominee was in such proximity to a potentially rabid bat as to be bitten by it? I mean, you kinda have to "go out of your way" to be actually bitten by a bat. Bats aren't exactly like mosquitos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mclumber1 Posted August 8, 2020 Share Posted August 8, 2020 1 minute ago, Jason said: Seems like a NAP violation to not just link the relevant tweet. I abide only by maritime law. That tweet was considered sunken treasure and I took it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mclumber1 Posted August 8, 2020 Share Posted August 8, 2020 Just now, Emperor Diocletian II said: Let's focus on the relevant question as to exactly how/why the Libertarian Party Presidential Nominee was in such proximity to a potentially rabid bat as to be bitten by it? Most Libertarians live in caves and in attics. Today you learned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted August 8, 2020 Share Posted August 8, 2020 1 minute ago, mclumber1 said: I abide only by maritime law. That tweet was considered sunken treasure and I took it. This is clearly governed by bird law you fucking commie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b_m_b_m_b_m Posted August 8, 2020 Share Posted August 8, 2020 5 minutes ago, thewhyteboar said: And in true Libertarian fashion, she decided that the only way to combat rabies is to lower age of consent laws. Adrenochrome cures rabies So I've heard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ThreePi Posted August 8, 2020 Share Posted August 8, 2020 18 minutes ago, Emperor Diocletian II said: Let's focus on the relevant question as to exactly how/why the Libertarian Party Presidential Nominee was in such proximity to a potentially rabid bat as to be bitten by it? I mean, you kinda have to "go out of your way" to be actually bitten by a bat. Bats aren't exactly like mosquitos. Every man is an island, and sometimes those islands have bats. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris- Posted August 8, 2020 Share Posted August 8, 2020 She actually had a campaign rally in the park next to my apartment; I had no idea who she was at the time, otherwise I would have gone to take pictures for you all to make fun of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marioandsonic Posted August 8, 2020 Share Posted August 8, 2020 ...well okay then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slug Posted August 8, 2020 Share Posted August 8, 2020 She's respectable. The VP she was saddled with is a train wreck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodyHell Posted August 9, 2020 Share Posted August 9, 2020 On 8/7/2020 at 11:19 PM, Emperor Diocletian II said: Let's focus on the relevant question as to exactly how/why the Libertarian Party Presidential Nominee was in such proximity to a potentially rabid bat as to be bitten by it? I mean, you kinda have to "go out of your way" to be actually bitten by a bat. Bats aren't exactly like mosquitos. Not really. I knew a guy who died of rabies after getting struck and bitten by a bat somehow while out walking at night on a lamplit suburban street. The cut was apparently not visible, he thought it just flew into him and flew off. He never considered it again until he started to get sick and went to the hospital weeks later.He died soon after, and according to his family, it was a gruesome death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brick Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 On 8/9/2020 at 2:30 PM, BloodyHell said: Not really. I knew a guy who died of rabies after getting struck and bitten by a bat somehow while out walking at night on a lamplit suburban street. The cut was apparently not visible, he thought it just flew into him and flew off. He never considered it again until he started to get sick and went to the hospital weeks later.He died soon after, and according to his family, it was a gruesome death. Yeah I've read horror stories of how rabies causes a slow, horrifying death to humans. A bat with rabies becomes afraid of anything, so even if you're doing nothing, it can attack you, and brown bats have teeth so small you'd think it's just a scratch. As the rabies sets in, you actually become afraid of water, to the point that even attempting to drink it will cause you to throw up. So you'll be feeling unwell, paranoid, afraid, and thirsty as fuck. Then as your memory goes, your muscle control goes, and your rationality goes, you die. Rabies is fucking scary, and if you don't get a shot immediately after getting bitten, you're 100% going to die. Once the symptoms start it's too late. So yeah, a normal bar sure you might have to "go out of your way" to get bit by, but a rabid bat is unpredictable, and could bite you in the middle of the day because you sneezed and scared it. Always, always, always go to a doctor immediately if bitten by a wild animal, or in the case of a bat if you come into contact with it, even if you don't think you got bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazyPiranha Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 On 8/8/2020 at 11:39 AM, Slug said: She's respectable. The VP she was saddled with is a train wreck. I’ve read some interviews with her. She’s about as respectable as any libertarian, which is not much. Her response to COVID is basically that people should make the rational self interest choice of not going out and making safe choices but nothing should be forced, which is essentially what we’re currently doing but somehow even worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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