Commissar SFLUFAN Posted July 3, 2020 Share Posted July 3, 2020 Hear ye! Hear ye! In recognition that this First Weekend of the Month of July in the Year of Our Lord 2020 has been dedicated to the Faithless Traitors who committed Foul High Treason against His Most Sovereign Majesty King George III, By The Grace of God and His Holy Saints, I -- in my capacity as Imperator Augustus Maximus of DayOnePatch.com -- do hereby proclaim that I shall bestow upon my Subjects my Highest Noble Beneficence through the gifting of a Bounty of Videogames for your preferred System through the Auspices of the Random Number Generator Gods. All that shall be required of you to participate in this Most Excellent Privilege that I have granted is to make your mark by posting your Most Humble Supplication in this thread. For I have spoken these Words and signed them This Day under my Hand. 3 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remarkableriots Posted July 3, 2020 Share Posted July 3, 2020 i have to do what now for a cookie? Supplicant #1! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spork3245 Posted July 3, 2020 Share Posted July 3, 2020 Yes, please Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remarkableriots Posted July 3, 2020 Share Posted July 3, 2020 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Posted July 3, 2020 Share Posted July 3, 2020 If pre-orders be allowed then Cyberpunk 2077. If not, then it shall be Code Vein. On Steam of course. Thanks in advance, yer grace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted July 3, 2020 Share Posted July 3, 2020 I present thy supplication sir! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamer.tv Posted July 3, 2020 Share Posted July 3, 2020 I feel conflicted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris- Posted July 3, 2020 Share Posted July 3, 2020 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firewithin Posted July 3, 2020 Share Posted July 3, 2020 i have never felt like a peasant until reading wade's statement Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dualhunter Posted July 3, 2020 Share Posted July 3, 2020 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLeon Posted July 3, 2020 Share Posted July 3, 2020 I humbly present myself as Supplicant #59. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodger Posted July 3, 2020 Share Posted July 3, 2020 I'll take a free game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bjomesphat Posted July 3, 2020 Share Posted July 3, 2020 Humble supplication? I pray thee bestow thy mercy upon us in these times of trials and tribulations in the form of your sweet sweet endowments. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikachu Posted July 3, 2020 Share Posted July 3, 2020 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted July 3, 2020 Share Posted July 3, 2020 ok yes i’ll take last of us 2, burnout paradise switch, or lone echo wait nm buy me paper mario Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CastlevaniaNut18 Posted July 3, 2020 Share Posted July 3, 2020 We thank you for your generosity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggie Posted July 3, 2020 Share Posted July 3, 2020 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShreddieMercury Posted July 3, 2020 Share Posted July 3, 2020 Have a great holiday weekend everyone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted July 3, 2020 Author Share Posted July 3, 2020 You guys REALLY need to work on your supplication skills! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted July 3, 2020 Share Posted July 3, 2020 don’t worry guys i got this for you: sup·pli·ca·tion /ˌsəpləˈkāSH(ə)n/ noun the action of asking or begging for something earnestly or humbly. "he fell to his knees in supplication" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaethos Posted July 3, 2020 Share Posted July 3, 2020 I would very much like to put forth my name to be considered by his lordship. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted July 3, 2020 Share Posted July 3, 2020 Ain’t begging. I’m out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimpleG Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spork3245 Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 I already said “please” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silentbob Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 I won’t bullshit yeah. It is my 38th Bday on Sunday (July 5th) and I want a present. PRETTY PLEASE!!! WITH SUGAR ON TOP! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firewithin Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 19 minutes ago, silentbob said: I won’t bullshit yeah. It is my 38th Bday on Sunday (July 5th) and I want a present. PRETTY PLEASE!!! WITH SUGAR ON TOP! Happy birthday. Mine was yesterday so I threw a covid party which was just being alone and playing some games 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silentbob Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 33 minutes ago, Firewithin said: Happy birthday. Mine was yesterday so I threw a covid party which was just being alone and playing some games Well, happy belated bday. Kind of celebrated with family today by getting high, watching Hamilton, having Chinese food and playing some Half-Life: Alyx. It’s amazing but can be freaky when high Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkStar189 Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 Please kind sir, might I be so lucky to have a new game bestowed upon me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 Oh, I am supposed to beg? Dude. DUDE. Please dude. DUDE. FUCKING PLEASE MAN! C'mon dude, please. I fucking begging you bro, fucking PLEASE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD. Thanks in advance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted July 4, 2020 Author Share Posted July 4, 2020 The RNG Gods have found your supplication worthy @silentbob You may now beseech me to fulfill your request. 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silentbob Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 4 hours ago, Emperor Diocletian II said: The RNG Gods have found your supplication worthy @silentbob You may now beseech me to fulfill your request. Are you serious I would love, if possible, to do a pre-order of Cyberpunk 2077 for the PC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted July 4, 2020 Author Share Posted July 4, 2020 3 hours ago, silentbob said: Are you serious I would love, if possible, to do a pre-order of Cyberpunk 2077 for the PC Sure! Send me your email address and I'll gift it to you from GOG! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chakoo Posted July 5, 2020 Share Posted July 5, 2020 I present you this, on this the 4th day of the 7th month of the year 2020 Suck it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted July 5, 2020 Author Share Posted July 5, 2020 @jaethos @Pikachu The RNG Gods have smiled upon you this day! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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