silentbob Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 Is everyone ready to go all Demolition Man and start using the 3 Seashells Method? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CitizenVectron Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 1 hour ago, CitizenVectron said: My parents were supposed to fly into Los Angeles tomorrow. So were my girlfriend's sister's fiance's parents, who are now missing the religious ceremony for their wedding. ALSO, tomorrow was going to be the first time my parents and my girlfriend's parents met (this part wasn't intentional, they just independently happened to book trips here at the same time). Totally worth having all our plans jacked up like this for the Imbecile's reelection campaign though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbsolutSurgen Posted March 13, 2020 Author Share Posted March 13, 2020 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaysWho? Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 Fox News is trying to cover for the president, but don't forget the real scandal when Obama didn't wear a jacket. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CitizenVectron Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 My Russian roommate has swung from "LOL IT'S THE FLU LOL!" to "OH MY GOD! IT'S GOING TO KILL US ALL!" 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbsolutSurgen Posted March 13, 2020 Author Share Posted March 13, 2020 8 minutes ago, CitizenVectron said: Under the constitution, who will lead us over the next two weeks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaysWho? Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 Mike Pence will lead Canada Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mclumber1 Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 Just now, SaysWho? said: Mike Pence will lead Canada Wrong bitches! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbsolutSurgen Posted March 13, 2020 Author Share Posted March 13, 2020 Not for long.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbsolutSurgen Posted March 13, 2020 Author Share Posted March 13, 2020 2 hours ago, Comet said: Yeah I was going to say that Mendy’s family has had a corona virus scare so they shouldn’t play that. Arsenal boss Mikel Arteta tests positive for coronavirus, match against Brighton postponed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 13 minutes ago, AbsolutSurgen said: Under the constitution, who will lead us over the next two weeks? Perhaps the Governor-General? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jwheel86 Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 1 minute ago, SFLUFAN said: Perhaps the Governor-General? Harry's exile to Canada was a covert action to insert him as the Prince of Canada to reestablish the glory of the House of Windsor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricofoley Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 Extremely normal stuff goin' on on Fox News tonight 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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CastlevaniaNut18 Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 Makes me more glad we got a bidet last year. We're in good shape regarding TP in my house, at least. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CitizenVectron Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 35 minutes ago, AbsolutSurgen said: Under the constitution, who will lead us over the next two weeks? Cabinet will continue to work, and he will likely just meet remotely instead of in-person. Chrystia Freeland might sit in for some things instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CitizenVectron Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 Wow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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chakoo Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 43 minutes ago, AbsolutSurgen said: Under the constitution, who will lead us over the next two weeks? the Deputy PM will save canada. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marioandsonic Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 Just now, CitizenVectron said: So...what's the catch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSpreader Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 1 minute ago, chakoo said: the Deputy PM will save canada. Trump hates her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 8 minutes ago, marioandsonic said: So...what's the catch? That's the absolute bare minimum. I mean, in a CIVILIZED society, all of that (and more!) would be the FREAKIN' NORM! It doesn't contain any provisions for a moratorium on mortgage/rent/other credit payments. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris- Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 I'm fortunate enough that my agency offers unlimited paid sick time; if you are sick, it is expected that you will stay home. I'm sure they track if someone is taking a suspicious amount of time off, but other than that, it's really no questions asked. For what it's worth they really benefit in the end, because people are much more likely to work from home (even if they only put in a couple of hours) when they feel like it doesn't cost them anything (I battled the stomach flu earlier this week and still put in a few hours of work in between shitting my brains out). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
osxmatt Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 32 minutes ago, Ricofoley said: Extremely normal stuff goin' on on Fox News tonight This has been the most watched cable news show on TV for like 5 consecutive years. We are fooked. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chakoo Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 16 minutes ago, CastlevaniaNut18 said: Makes me more glad we got a bidet last year. We're in good shape regarding TP in my house, at least. Best decision I made when I did renovations on my condo 5 years ago. They were worth every penny. 4 minutes ago, SlipperySlope said: Trump hates her Trump hates any women who doesn't stand around and play pretty like in his pageants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b_m_b_m_b_m Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 11 minutes ago, marioandsonic said: So...what's the catch? Republicans still probably won't pass it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
osxmatt Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 21 minutes ago, CitizenVectron said: Wow. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skillzdadirecta Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 39 minutes ago, Ricofoley said: Extremely normal stuff goin' on on Fox News tonight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skillzdadirecta Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 23 minutes ago, CitizenVectron said: Wow. He couldn't resist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 2 minutes ago, osxmatt said: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 4 minutes ago, b_m_b_m_b_m said: Republicans still probably won't pass it This is actually a pretty easy pass for them because it's absolutely the bare minimum. It's just enough for everyone to feel good about themselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marioandsonic Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 9 minutes ago, SFLUFAN said: This is actually a pretty easy pass for them because it's absolutely the bare minimum. It's just enough for everyone to feel good about themselves. And yet they still won't, just to own da libz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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