SuperSpreader Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 Drink milk like man you ninnies!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kal-El814 Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 47 minutes ago, skillzdadirecta said: I'll say this once loud and clear because I've had these conversations at various companies I've worked at. If you don't like dairy milk or can't consume it because of intolerance that's fine and if you want to consume one of the plant based alternatives... cool. But THAT SHIT AIN'T MILK. You can't milk a fucking almond. You can't milk a fucking soybean. You can't milk rice. You can't milk oats. By no definition I've seen do any of these products qualify as "milk" EDIT: As I said in another post Merriam Webster has been co-opted. So enjoy your milk flavored almond juice and Soybean drink. I don't buy as much dairy milk as I used to but when I do I usually buy 2%. I rarely buy or drink whole milk anymore. WAH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 14 minutes ago, Kal-El814 said: WAH Kal, did you know almonds and oats have no nipples. I just checked. Nothing, nada. If you need to take a second to digest this info, I totally understand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 2 hours ago, Pikachu said: I drink unsweetened vanilla almond milk due to my allergy. Very surprising to see a no.1 company going bankrupt though. Unsweetened original almond milk or GTFO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 6 minutes ago, Jose said: Kal, did you know almonds and oats have no nipples. I just checked. Nothing, nada. If you need to take a second to digest this info, I totally understand. What if he can't digest almonds or oats? CHECKMATE SOYBOIS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 37 minutes ago, thewhyteboar said: Sadly I've never seen those for sale in Korea. Any options here that will ship to Korea for a reasonable amount of money? https://www.amazon.com/Kirkland-Signature-Acting-Lactase-Caplets/dp/B07RP3RFL5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thewhyteboar Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 2 minutes ago, Jason said: Any options here that will ship to Korea for a reasonable amount of money? https://www.amazon.com/Kirkland-Signature-Acting-Lactase-Caplets/dp/B07RP3RFL5 Actually that's not a bad idea. Amazon shipping is reasonably priced. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 1 hour ago, skillzdadirecta said: I'll say this once loud and clear because I've had these conversations at various companies I've worked at. If you don't like dairy milk or can't consume it because of intolerance that's fine and if you want to consume one of the plant based alternatives... cool. But THAT SHIT AIN'T MILK. You can't milk a fucking almond. You can't milk a fucking soybean. You can't milk rice. You can't milk oats. By no definition I've seen do any of these products qualify as "milk" EDIT: As I said in another post Merriam Webster has been co-opted. Like they said on the bombcast. It's a marketing term because "nut juice" just probably wouldn't sell. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kal-El814 Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 14 minutes ago, Jose said: Kal, did you know almonds and oats have no nipples. I just checked. Nothing, nada. If you need to take a second to digest this info, I totally understand. DID YOU KNOW GATORADE INCLUDES NEITHER GATORS NOR AIDS 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 3 minutes ago, Kal-El814 said: DID YOU KNOW GATORADE INCLUDES NEITHER GATORS NOR AIDS BUT DOES IT AID GATORS?! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skillzdadirecta Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 If Cheese Whiz isn't real cheese than nut juice isn't real milk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 Lol it has cheese in the name. Edit: It is real cheese btw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kal-El814 Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 Just now, Jose said: Lol it has cheese in the name. Technically it has Cheez in the name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skillzdadirecta Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 11 minutes ago, Jose said: Lol it has cheese in the name. Edit: It is real cheese btw. It's considered "Processed cheese food". The same way Krafyt cheese is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 Speaking of which, I hear that Cheez It stuffed crust pizza is very disappointing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 29 minutes ago, thewhyteboar said: Actually that's not a bad idea. Amazon shipping is reasonably priced. Also I did a quick Google search and unfortunately the link to the image showing the product is dead but apparently there is at least one brand of lactose-free milk in Korea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 15 minutes ago, skillzdadirecta said: It's considered "Processed cheese food". The same way Krafyt cheese is. Yeah it's cheese with other stuff in it to make it extra delicious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marioandsonic Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 Cheez Whiz is awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CastlevaniaNut18 Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 I go through a gallon of milk every couple weeks or so since I eat cereal. I also use it on oatmeal and some other cooking. I rarely actually drink a glass, though. Cheese on the other hand, I hardly ever eat. Don't normally keep it around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 I agree that shit like Soy/Almond Milk isn't milk, but there really isn't a better name for them. I mean, they are supposed to be a milk-like alternative. Like margarine isn't butter the same way these nut juices aren't milk. Really, it just needs a new name. Like, call it some random bullshit like Calimo. Almond Calimo, Soy Calimo, Oat Calimo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anathema- Posted November 14, 2019 Share Posted November 14, 2019 Let's not even get into whether or not Pringles are chips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spork3245 Posted November 14, 2019 Share Posted November 14, 2019 You guys taking lactaid pills or avoiding milk because you don’t want to take lactaid pills... just buy Lactaid brand milk. It’s milk with the digestive enzymes from lactaid pills already in it. The enzyme also works as a preservative and seems to lengthen the shelf life of the milk to ridiculous lengths (my current gallon’s expiration is mid January 2020). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted November 14, 2019 Share Posted November 14, 2019 19 minutes ago, Anathema- said: Let's not even get into whether or not Pringles are chips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted November 14, 2019 Share Posted November 14, 2019 8 minutes ago, Spork3245 said: You guys taking lactaid pills or avoiding milk because you don’t want to take lactaid pills... just buy Lactaid brand milk. It’s milk with the digestive enzymes from lactaid pills already in it. The enzyme also works as a preservative and seems to lengthen the shelf life of the milk to ridiculous lengths (my current gallon’s expiration is mid January 2020). Yes I already buy the Lactaid brand milk for keeping at home, but there are other dairy products I may want to buy which don't have a lactose-free version, plus I want to be able to order whatever I want when at a restaurant or over someone else's place. And I don't think it's the enzyme, I think it's pasteurized at a higher temperature. But yeah it also lasts forever even after being opened, which I love. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted November 14, 2019 Share Posted November 14, 2019 Also, goat milk is naturally low-lactose, but I don't know what the shelf life is like and it's usually quite a bit more expensive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spork3245 Posted November 14, 2019 Share Posted November 14, 2019 56 minutes ago, Jason said: Yes I already buy the Lactaid brand milk for keeping at home, but there are other dairy products I may want to buy which don't have a lactose-free version, plus I want to be able to order whatever I want when at a restaurant or over someone else's place. And I don't think it's the enzyme, I think it's pasteurized at a higher temperature. But yeah it also lasts forever even after being opened, which I love. I was talking specifically and only about milk. I know Lactaid brand has expanded into cheeses and ice creams, but I never see them at stores, just the milk. For any type of cheese or the occasional ice cream/froyo I keep lactaid pills on hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chakoo Posted November 14, 2019 Share Posted November 14, 2019 I'm also on the lactose intolerance band wagon. It started to happen in my teens. I'm willing to suffer through ice cream and some cheese from time to time but pretty much gave up on milk when one bout hit me super hard at work one day. =/ The thing I find interesting in all of this is how little people know of the Land O Lakes brand, specially due to pop culture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted November 14, 2019 Share Posted November 14, 2019 1 hour ago, Jason said: Also, goat milk is naturally low-lactose, but I don't know what the shelf life is like and it's usually quite a bit more expensive. Camel milk is the best milk you can drink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted November 14, 2019 Share Posted November 14, 2019 13 minutes ago, chakoo said: The thing I find interesting in all of this is how little people know of Land O Lakes brand, specially due to pop culture. They changed the packaging. It's just her from the shoulders up now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chakoo Posted November 14, 2019 Share Posted November 14, 2019 3 minutes ago, Keyser_Soze said: They changed the packaging. It's just her from the shoulders up now. I will forever remember her from the old packaging. (I grew up in So Cal, so it was a common brand for us). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkStar189 Posted November 14, 2019 Share Posted November 14, 2019 1 hour ago, Jason said: Yes I already buy the Lactaid brand milk for keeping at home, but there are other dairy products I may want to buy which don't have a lactose-free version, plus I want to be able to order whatever I want when at a restaurant or over someone else's place. And I don't think it's the enzyme, I think it's pasteurized at a higher temperature. But yeah it also lasts forever even after being opened, which I love. We buy the Lactaid brand for my son, but I can't stand the smell of it. I swear it has a sour milk smell. My wife doesn't smell it though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Posted November 14, 2019 Share Posted November 14, 2019 49 minutes ago, chakoo said: The thing I find interesting in all of this is how little people know of the Land O Lakes brand, specially due to pop culture. I feel like I missed something cuz I don't know what Land O Lakes has to do with this. I mean, I know the brand but not the company behind it. Anyways, it is the only brand of butter I have ever gotten. It was the brand my dad and grandma got too. I didn't have much butter growing up tho as my mom is a margarine person. Let me tell ya, actual butter on toast is far better than fucking margarine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Posted November 14, 2019 Share Posted November 14, 2019 1 hour ago, chakoo said: I'm also on the lactose intolerance band wagon. It started to happen in my teens. I'm willing to suffer through ice cream and some cheese from time to time but pretty much gave up on milk when one bout hit me super hard at work one day. =/ The thing I find interesting in all of this is how little people know of the Land O Lakes brand, specially due to pop culture. The article doesnt even mention LOL. I had to google to figure out what you were saying. Poor LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted November 14, 2019 Share Posted November 14, 2019 Kerrygold ate LoL's lunch. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anathema- Posted November 14, 2019 Share Posted November 14, 2019 I just get store brand butter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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