Commissar SFLUFAN Posted October 6, 2019 Share Posted October 6, 2019 This dumbass is reading and commenting on practically every item on the menu to his girlfriend and it's annoying me so freakin' much that I'm about to stick this wooden sandwich skewer through his eye. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Posted October 6, 2019 Share Posted October 6, 2019 Commenting as in just telling her what is on the menu like she can't or somethin' or like "Wow the steak seems nice. Oh ribs should be good. I wonder how the fired chicken is? Can you FUCKIN BELIEVE DEY GOT FRENCH TOAST?!?!?!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted October 6, 2019 Author Share Posted October 6, 2019 10 minutes ago, Bacon said: Commenting as in just telling her what is on the menu like she can't or somethin' or like "Wow the steak seems nice. Oh ribs should be good. I wonder how the fired chicken is? Can you FUCKIN BELIEVE DEY GOT FRENCH TOAST?!?!?!" The latter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Posted October 6, 2019 Share Posted October 6, 2019 3 minutes ago, SFLUFAN said: The latter. maybe he is really poor and has never been to a restaurant before so it is all amazing to him and worthy of a comment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted October 6, 2019 Author Share Posted October 6, 2019 Just now, Bacon said: maybe he is really poor and has never been to a restaurant before so it is all amazing to him and worthy of a comment He was talking about yoga before - he ain't poor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Posted October 6, 2019 Share Posted October 6, 2019 2 minutes ago, SFLUFAN said: He was talking about yoga before - he ain't poor. is he on a first date? even if not maybe he is just trying to start conversation for some reason? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted October 6, 2019 Author Share Posted October 6, 2019 2 minutes ago, Bacon said: is he on a first date? even if not maybe he is just trying to start conversation for some reason? This is definitely not a first date. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Posted October 6, 2019 Share Posted October 6, 2019 3 minutes ago, SFLUFAN said: This is definitely not a first date. prolly just one of those people who say whatever is going through their mind, or he just likes to hear himself talk I guess Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggie Posted October 6, 2019 Share Posted October 6, 2019 Women are dumb so can you blame him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSpreader Posted October 6, 2019 Share Posted October 6, 2019 Maybe she just had eye surgery Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted October 6, 2019 Share Posted October 6, 2019 Maybe he's a good reader and is proud of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skillzdadirecta Posted October 6, 2019 Share Posted October 6, 2019 Maybe he's on a limited budget and is trying to steer her towards the cheaper options. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Best Posted October 6, 2019 Share Posted October 6, 2019 Maybe he's gay? Ever think about that? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paperclyp Posted October 6, 2019 Share Posted October 6, 2019 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spawn_of_Apathy Posted October 7, 2019 Share Posted October 7, 2019 Maybe he”s a narrator by trade and he just can’t leave it at the office. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodporne Posted October 7, 2019 Share Posted October 7, 2019 Would've been a great Seinfeld episode if it had turned out she was blind and then @SFLUFAN would've had to date her friend who is also blind somehow and gets tricked into the same scenario complete with bass solo afterwards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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