RedSoxFan9 Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 https://deadspin.com/dan-snyder-killed-some-trees-and-a-park-ranger-paid-th-1494113337 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted August 12, 2019 Author Share Posted August 12, 2019 Today: Carolina Panthers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted August 13, 2019 Author Share Posted August 13, 2019 Today: Cleveland Browns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted August 14, 2019 Author Share Posted August 14, 2019 Today: Minnesota Vikings Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thewhyteboar Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 The Titans are so boring and forgettable that @SFLUFAN didn't even bother to post their's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted August 16, 2019 Author Share Posted August 16, 2019 16 minutes ago, thewhyteboar said: The Titans are so boring and forgettable that @SFLUFAN didn't even bother to post their's. Sorry - I've been reading the GE report! I'll correct that now! Today: Tennessee Titans @CayceG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CayceG Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 Hey, I'm not even a fan of the Titans! I will say this, this comment is spot on: Quote The Titans have been the living, breathing personification of bland mediocrity for the better part of 20 years now. I grew up south of Nashville and was a sophomore in college when the Tennessee Oilers rolled into Memphis (good Lord what a fucking disaster that was). Somehow the Tennessee Oilers in their, what...two seasons managed to have more personality, if for no other reason than the incongruous nickname and logo and playing in a 3/4s empty Liberty Bowl because people from Memphis would be damned by an angry God before they supported a team using them as a bus stop before travelling on to Nashville. Their record both seasons? 8-8. Born to underwhelm. I was at the Steelers game in Memphis one of those years. Me, my dad, and my uncle all went down to watch the Steelers get stomped 16-6 by the tEnNeSsEe OiLeRs in shitty, wet, snow flurry weather in the middle of a grey winter. Also, this letter is incredibly correct. Dude has to live in Nashville to get this 100% correct: Quote ... But enough about the Titans. Let’s talk NASHVILLE BABY. We had the draft!! Everybody enjoy that? I did not. I spent that whole week dodging guys named Kyle in Eagles jerseys riding around on Bird scooters. The draft is a symptom of a larger disease. Nashville rode the “It” city status just long enough to sell its soul to corporate interests. I guess it was only a matter of time. Amazon, AllianceBernstein, EY, and Apple are all opening satellite shops. 5,000 people here, 2,000 people there. Basically playing just-the-tip with our city to get absurd sweetheart deals. Tennessee put Marsha Blackburn in the senate. The leading opioid extortionist and climate denier. The governor, who inherited his wealth from a fucking air conditioning company, named a day Nathaniel Bedford Forrest Day. Nashville is landlocked, hot as shit, newly expensive, culturally dead, and ascetically unappealing. It’s full of racists feigning as libertarians and horny mayors. The new Nashville is people from other places cosplaying Southerners cosplaying people from LA: a manufactured feedback loop for the asinine. Did I mention our coach said he’d cut his own dick off to win a Super Bowl? Titan Up. As one commenter on the Nashville Reddit said, come for the bashing the team. Stay for the bashing of Nashville itself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thewhyteboar Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 My favorite part of WYTS is when he clowns on the city or region. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted August 16, 2019 Author Share Posted August 16, 2019 Today: Pittsburgh Steelers @The Dude @Chris- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kal-El814 Posted August 17, 2019 Share Posted August 17, 2019 Quote Jim: They got fleeced on the Antonio trade by Jon freaking Gruden. That’s like the US losing a ground war against the KISS Army. GODDAMN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcelus Posted August 18, 2019 Share Posted August 18, 2019 Loved the Cleveland write up so much Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted August 20, 2019 Author Share Posted August 20, 2019 Today: Seattle Seahawks @thewhyteboar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thewhyteboar Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 Those "anonymous" sources trashing Russ are always Sherm and Doug lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted August 21, 2019 Author Share Posted August 21, 2019 Today: Baltimore Ravens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kal-El814 Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 1 hour ago, SFLUFAN said: Today: Baltimore Ravens Fuck everything about the Ravens forever or until Ray Lewis dies in an unsolved murder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thewhyteboar Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 Ray Lewis is such an awful piece of shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kal-El814 Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 I genuinely cannot understand why any network would aim a camera at him, ever. I wouldn’t call 911 if I saw him bleeding out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thewhyteboar Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 You'll never go broke selling fake Christian bullshit in America. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted August 21, 2019 Author Share Posted August 21, 2019 Today: Houston Texans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneticBlueprint Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 34 minutes ago, SFLUFAN said: Today: Houston Texans There is not a single team name in the history of competitive sports that is worse than this one. Which is a shame because the other two Houston teams have two of the best team names. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 5 hours ago, SFLUFAN said: Today: Houston Texans @sblfilms Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thewhyteboar Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 "The fact that O’Brien, who sucks, was somehow able to consolidate power despite barely having a winning record as a coach and NOT having any winning personality to speak of, says a lot about just how fucking bizarre the NFL is. O’Brien looks like he knows what he’s doing and acts like he’s knows what he’s doing, but he does NOT know what the fuck he’s doing. No matter. He gives off enough Serious Coaching Man vibes to bend an entire franchise to his will." That is dead-on accurate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kal-El814 Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 On 8/21/2019 at 12:06 AM, thewhyteboar said: You'll never go broke selling fake Christian bullshit in America. The fact that Sean Spicer and Ray Lewis are on Dancing with the Stars makes me irrationally angry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted August 23, 2019 Author Share Posted August 23, 2019 Today: Chicago Bears Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thewhyteboar Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 1 hour ago, SFLUFAN said: Today: Chicago Bears I'm enjoying Nagy's descent into Captain Queeg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted August 23, 2019 Author Share Posted August 23, 2019 Today: Philadelphia Eagles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricofoley Posted August 24, 2019 Share Posted August 24, 2019 Bears fan here, and I am definitely like 85-90% convinced that Matt Nagy has been descending slowly into insanity since the double doink in the same fashion as an HP Lovecraft protagonist after they discover a book with mysterious runes on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CayceG Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 My god. The Colts are today. https://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2019-indianapolis-colts-1837312321 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted August 26, 2019 Author Share Posted August 26, 2019 14 minutes ago, CayceG said: My god. The Colts are today. https://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2019-indianapolis-colts-1837312321 Drew might have to reopen the Colts page for new comments. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CayceG Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 1 minute ago, SFLUFAN said: Drew might have to reopen the Colts page for comments. Also, the last letter this week was a fucking tragedy: Quote I like to think that I am a pretty normal guy. I have a wonderful wife, kid, and friends that I hang out with on a regular basis. Everyone always says that I am always calm and collected and stress doesn’t get to me. Well, that all changes the moment that the Colts come on the television screen, Sunday afternoon. At the beginning of the season, I always tell myself that I won’t get caught up or angry with how the Colts do. I try to tell myself “I am just going to enjoy the game...win or lose.” But the very instant something bad happens, the crazy fan comes out. I can’t even count how many “Fuck you!”, “You gotta be fucking kidding me”, “This team fucking sucks” come out of my mouth during a Colts game. When my son was born, I gleefully told my wife how I can’t wait to raise our son as a Colts fan. This is when she told me that our son isn’t allowed to watch the Colts game with me, because of how I act. Only in recent years have my friends started to realize how crazy I am, when it comes to the Colts. The moment they say something about the Colts I tell them to “fuck off” or “go find something better to do with your life, and let me be in the Colts” It isn’t until later in the day, or the next day, do I realize how crazy I was an apologize to them. And everything repeats itself the following weekend. Just... Jesus... Football rots peoples' souls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted August 28, 2019 Author Share Posted August 28, 2019 Today: Dallas Cowboys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted August 29, 2019 Author Share Posted August 29, 2019 Today: Los Angeles Chargers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted August 29, 2019 Share Posted August 29, 2019 Took them long enough to get to the Chargers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted August 30, 2019 Author Share Posted August 30, 2019 Today: Kansas City Chiefs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost_MH Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 The Saints get their turn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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