Chris- Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 1. Arby's 2. Five Guys 3. McDonalds 4. Chic-fil-a 5. Popeye's 6. KFC 7. Wendy's 8. Burger King 9. Being lit on fire 10. Being run over by a fucking truck 11. In-n-Out 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firewithin Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 I dont know about much but you nailed 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Best Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 Hardees fries are great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Littleronin Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 McDonald's fries are great if you get them in that first minute or so after being fried. After that they are just shitty and deserve to be under In-n-Out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 I like McD's fries the best when it comes to fast food. Arby's aren't that great tho and Chic-fil-a is the worst I have had. I have not had in n out or 5 guys or popeye's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 Chick-Fil-A is the soggiest fry I have ever had and still managed to taste extremely oily. It is a joke to be in anyone’s top 5. #Blocked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazyPiranha Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 All fries that aren't straight aren't actually fries but some other nonsense. Waffle fries and curly fries aren't fries any more than a tater tot or a potato chip is a fry. Five Guys is god tier because they actually taste fresh and you can put vinegar on them like god intended. Everything else is a tier below that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikachu Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 1. Checkers 2. Five Guys 3. Wing Stop 4. Shake Shack 5. McDonald's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firewithin Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 tbh yall sleeping on Del Taco fries Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris- Posted April 4, 2019 Author Share Posted April 4, 2019 1 hour ago, LazyPiranha said: All fries that aren't straight aren't actually fries but some other nonsense. Waffle fries and curly fries aren't fries any more than a tater tot or a potato chip is a fry. Five Guys is god tier because they actually taste fresh and you can put vinegar on them like god intended. Everything else is a tier below that. Wow you so clearly have no fucking idea what you are talking about, you fucking moron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emblazon Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 Aren't Arby's fries seasoned? . The fact that Arby's has no idea what color beef should be prevents me from eating at Arby's. Anything Five Guys is trash. The most generic, over-calorated fast food I've ever experienced. McDonald's fries when perfectly fresh and salted are god-level. Burger King actually has surprisingly good fries, considering all their other food is horrible. Y'all need Portillos fries in your life. White Castle also has pretty good fries. Wendy's keeps changing their fries, and they get worse every time. I will never eat at or contribute a single cent to Chick-fil-gofuckyourself, so I am unable to comment on the quality of their fries. If you have a Smashburger near you, their fries are fantastic. Taco Bell's fries are a crime against humanity... but the commercials for them are amazing. If you think In N Out fries are bad, then you're doing it wrong. Animal Style. You're welcome. But the very best fries I've ever had are from a local Gyro joint called Doggie Diner. Words can not describe the amazingness of these fries. HOWEVER, the moment they are no longer piping hot, they transition into the worst fries available. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSpreader Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 You're all disgusting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggie Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 1 hour ago, Firewithin said: tbh yall sleeping on Del Taco fries They just opened a Del Taco near me. Might need to check these out you say? 🤔 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris- Posted April 5, 2019 Author Share Posted April 5, 2019 1 hour ago, Emblazon said: If you think In N Out fries are bad, then you're doing it wrong. Animal Style. You're welcome. Psssst if you have to smother the fries in cheese and Thousand Island dressing to make them edible, then they aren't good fries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CastlevaniaNut18 Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 Mcdonald's fries are my favorite, if they're fresh and golden and salted. Arby's Five Guys Hardee's Wendy's Popeye's Chick-Fil-A Burger King I try to stay away from fast food in general, though, because fries are my weakness. Also, I've never had In N Out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kal-El814 Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 1 hour ago, Chris- said: Wow you so clearly have no fucking idea what you are talking about, you fucking moron. Hey eat shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris- Posted April 5, 2019 Author Share Posted April 5, 2019 15 minutes ago, Kal-El814 said: Hey eat shit. You are such a stupid bitch, wow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodporne Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 In-N-Out has the shittiest fries ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 ITT fatties rustling each other's jimmies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 super duper burger garlic fries with cheddar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remarkableriots Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 Red Robin fries are the best! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 Five Guys is the worst fries. Thread is also missing Jack in the Box Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazyPiranha Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 3 hours ago, Chris- said: Wow you so clearly have no fucking idea what you are talking about, you fucking moron. Are hash browns french fries? Are potato chips french fries? If I drop an entire idaho spud, skin on, into oil is that a french fry? Is a twice baked potato a french fry? There are rules to this, and waffle fries or curly fries are some other bullshit. Inferior bullshit. You know what a weird shaped fry is good for? Filling your fry carton with empty space that could be filled with another fry. Every time you stare into the center of your shitty seasoned slinky, I want you to gaze into that abyss and realize that's Mr. Arby fucking you in the ass. You know what happens when you get fries at Five Guys? They cram the shitty cup so full of potato that you can never pull out a single fry without six more falling out. As if that wasn't enough, they then dump another god damn order's worth of fries into the bag too because fuck it. Finally, to complete the entire experience, when they hand you your brown paper bag overburdened with spud, the person behind the counter gives you "the look." It's hard to describe what "the look" means in words, but the best possible translation is, "You may be a fat bastard eating two days worth of calories in one expensive meal, but at least you can walk out of here with your head held high because you are not the kind of person that would eat Arby's." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 McDonald’s fries are the best. Five Guys sucks all around and Arby’s food looks like some shit you’d eat to become an undead in Santa Clarita Diet. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodporne Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 I personally prefer pussy really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLeon Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 McDonalds ... everything else, I guess. I don’t have super strong opinions here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodporne Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 14 hours ago, LazyPiranha said: Are hash browns french fries? Are potato chips french fries? If I drop an entire idaho spud, skin on, into oil is that a french fry? Is a twice baked potato a french fry? There are rules to this, and waffle fries or curly fries are some other bullshit. Inferior bullshit. You know what a weird shaped fry is good for? Filling your fry carton with empty space that could be filled with another fry. Every time you stare into the center of your shitty seasoned slinky, I want you to gaze into that abyss and realize that's Mr. Arby fucking you in the ass. You know what happens when you get fries at Five Guys? They cram the shitty cup so full of potato that you can never pull out a single fry without six more falling out. As if that wasn't enough, they then dump another god damn order's worth of fries into the bag too because fuck it. Finally, to complete the entire experience, when they hand you your brown paper bag overburdened with spud, the person behind the counter gives you "the look." It's hard to describe what "the look" means in words, but the best possible translation is, "You may be a fat bastard eating two days worth of calories in one expensive meal, but at least you can walk out of here with your head held high because you are not the kind of person that would eat Arby's." This is one of the most entertaining rants I've read on this board, cheers! And what if you're a Nietzschean devotee and actually enjoy the act of gazing into the abyss and therefore you worship at the altar of seasoned slinky fries? I, for one, won't be held down. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneticBlueprint Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 Only came in to say that the order really doesn't matter as long as In-N-Out is last. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneticBlueprint Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 16 hours ago, CastlevaniaNut18 said: Also, I've never had In N Out. Imagine paying $3 and then waiting half an hour for a burger and fries that taste like they cost $3. That's the experience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nokt Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 I'm surprised at the love of five guys fries in this thread. Always soggy and disappointing despite them always being made when I go to pick up my order. The cajun helps a lot, but I still wouldn't rank them top 5. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slug Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 1A - Taco Bell But aside from that I came in here ready to argue but that's actually a solid list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodporne Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 17 hours ago, CastlevaniaNut18 said: Mcdonald's fries are my favorite, if they're fresh and golden and salted. Arby's Five Guys Hardee's Wendy's Popeye's Chick-Fil-A Burger King I try to stay away from fast food in general, though, because fries are my weakness. Also, I've never had In N Out. I lived in Cali for a year and was bombarded with "holy shit you haven't been to In N Out" for like two months before I was taken there by some clients on the way to a job. To this day I have no idea what the fuck their obsession with this joint is over there. The fries are hands-down the worst fries possible, even worse than Burger King which is insane, and the burgers are just...generic burgers at best. In N Out is stupid. Also, if your fries aren't salty and I have to ask for extra salt, go play in traffic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slug Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 16 minutes ago, Bloodporne said: I lived in Cali for a year and was bombarded with "holy shit you haven't been to In N Out" for like two months before I was taken there by some clients on the way to a job. To this day I have no idea what the fuck their obsession with this joint is over there. The fries are hands-down the worst fries possible, even worse than Burger King which is insane, and the burgers are just...generic burgers at best. In N Out is stupid. Also, if your fries aren't salty and I have to ask for extra salt, go play in traffic. Yeah as far as regional burger places go, I was pretty disappointed the first time I had In-n-Out. Now Whataburger on the other hand... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 None of these fries are actually good, but yeah In N Out is definitely the worst. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paperclyp Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 People get passionate about their fries. If ya'll ever come to Nebraska try Runza and their fries. Some of the best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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