Ghost_MH Posted April 6, 2022 Share Posted April 6, 2022 11 minutes ago, Kal-El814 said: This tweet and the subreddit are incredible. I turn 40 this year and the worst fracture I've ever had was a hairline crack in my pinky. I guess I don't qualify for that subreddit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kal-El814 Posted April 6, 2022 Share Posted April 6, 2022 6 minutes ago, Ghost_MH said: I turn 40 this year and the worst fracture I've ever had was a hairline crack in my pinky. I guess I don't qualify for that subreddit. No, you’re weak boned trash that skated and got lucky for 40 years. The only things that don’t count is if you voluntarily break / remove a bone for surgery or something. A woman asked if it counted when her developing baby kicked her hard enough to break her rib. It did count and she was weak boned trash, but some consider the child to be their new god. The only time I’ve seen the sub break kayfabe was someone who posted an x-ray of their hand after an accident. I don’t remember what happened to them but the scan looked like they left their hand in a hydraulic press, it was terrifying. They actually seemed concerned as opposed to telling them their marrow was trash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost_MH Posted April 6, 2022 Share Posted April 6, 2022 1 hour ago, Kal-El814 said: No, you’re weak boned trash that skated and got lucky for 40 years. The only things that don’t count is if you voluntarily break / remove a bone for surgery or something. A woman asked if it counted when her developing baby kicked her hard enough to break her rib. It did count and she was weak boned trash, but some consider the child to be their new god. The only time I’ve seen the sub break kayfabe was someone who posted an x-ray of their hand after an accident. I don’t remember what happened to them but the scan looked like they left their hand in a hydraulic press, it was terrifying. They actually seemed concerned as opposed to telling them their marrow was trash. Weak boned and muscled since I also tore my left deltoid. Don't tear muscles people, they never heal quite right. I wish I could say I tore it over something cool, but I tore it trying to reach a fucking pacifier my son dropped under the third row of our old SUV. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Keyser_Soze Posted April 18, 2022 Share Posted April 18, 2022 22 hours ago, GeneticBlueprint said: But where are the "mmmhmmm"s? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Kal-El814 Posted May 11, 2022 Share Posted May 11, 2022 49 minutes ago, Brick said: He shouldn’t have been wearing a ring, lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brick Posted May 11, 2022 Share Posted May 11, 2022 39 minutes ago, Kal-El814 said: He shouldn’t have been wearing a ring, lol Huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kal-El814 Posted May 11, 2022 Share Posted May 11, 2022 34 minutes ago, Brick said: Huh? The reason that *most* people can squeeze an egg very hard and not break it is because you're applying a relatively equal amount of pressure in all directions simultaneously, combined with the shape of the egg which provides the greatest amount of strength at the the "ends." If you're wearing a ring while you attempt this (the guy who couldn't break the egg was not, the guy who shattered the egg was), much more force is being applied to the very small area where the ring is making contact with the egg. If you squeeze an egg while wearing a ring, you're basically replicating how we deliberately crack an egg for cooking; taking a very small area of the egg and applying pressure to it with something else "small." I said *most* because it's possible someone could grip the egg in such a way that you're not applying relatively evenly distributed pressure, or maybe have really large or really small hands that would basically accomplish the same thing; lots of pressure in a small area as opposed to equal pressure across most of the egg. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brick Posted May 11, 2022 Share Posted May 11, 2022 11 minutes ago, Kal-El814 said: The reason that *most* people can squeeze an egg very hard and not break it is because you're applying a relatively equal amount of pressure in all directions simultaneously, combined with the shape of the egg which provides the greatest amount of strength at the the "ends." If you're wearing a ring while you attempt this (the guy who couldn't break the egg was not, the guy who shattered the egg was), much more force is being applied to the very small area where the ring is making contact with the egg. If you squeeze an egg while wearing a ring, you're basically replicating how we deliberately crack an egg for cooking; taking a very small area of the egg and applying pressure to it with something else "small." I said *most* because it's possible someone could grip the egg in such a way that you're not applying relatively evenly distributed pressure, or maybe have really large or really small hands that would basically accomplish the same thing; lots of pressure in a small area as opposed to equal pressure across most of the egg. Makes sense, although can't tell if you're just trying to trick me into doing it myself and getting egg on my face, literally... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kal-El814 Posted May 11, 2022 Share Posted May 11, 2022 25 minutes ago, Brick said: Makes sense, although can't tell if you're just trying to trick me into doing it myself and getting egg on my face, literally... There's only one way to find out! Kidding aside, here's a video where other people try it and fail. You can see her take her ring off before she does the squeeze for the reason I mentioned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted May 13, 2022 Author Share Posted May 13, 2022 Yeah dawg that's a fucking placenta. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Jason Posted May 16, 2022 Author Share Posted May 16, 2022 ‘Philly cheese steak’ €12 : shittyfoodporn OLD.REDDIT.COM Posted in r/shittyfoodporn by u/colette2894 • 1,532 points and 198 comments Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dualhunter Posted May 18, 2022 Share Posted May 18, 2022 Goose saved from eagle attack by B.C. mom MONTREAL.CTVNEWS.CA A B.C. woman who was nursing her child had to burst out of her front door to save her pet goose from an eagle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost_MH Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 This is trippy. What's weird is I get the effect in full even though I barely have functional stereoscopic vision. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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GeneticBlueprint Posted May 28, 2022 Share Posted May 28, 2022 This is the phrase I'll be using from now on when asked of I drink. "Nah I'm raw doggin' life." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted May 28, 2022 Share Posted May 28, 2022 1 hour ago, GeneticBlueprint said: This is the phrase I'll be using from now on when asked of I drink. "Nah I'm raw doggin' life." Better than straight edge. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Derek Posted June 5, 2022 Share Posted June 5, 2022 Incredible gap. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted June 5, 2022 Author Share Posted June 5, 2022 18 hours ago, Derek said: Incredible gap. Extremely NSFW but check out /r/datgap on reddit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Posted June 6, 2022 Share Posted June 6, 2022 12 hours ago, Jason said: Extremely NSFW but check out /r/datgap on reddit. Well then, It's a good thing I'm not at work today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Kal-El814 Posted June 10, 2022 Share Posted June 10, 2022 This thread has now peaked. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted June 11, 2022 Share Posted June 11, 2022 Better than the original. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost_MH Posted June 11, 2022 Share Posted June 11, 2022 2 hours ago, Kal-El814 said: This thread has now peaked. Lock the thread. We're done. This is amazing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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