Jason Posted January 5, 2019 Share Posted January 5, 2019 https://news.avclub.com/j-k-rowling-reveals-that-wizards-used-to-just-shit-on-1831501641 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted January 5, 2019 Share Posted January 5, 2019 I'm not seeing the problem here (if there is one). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLeon Posted January 5, 2019 Share Posted January 5, 2019 Quote "Where do vanished objects go?" "Into nonbeing, which is to say, everything" replied Professor McGonagall. -Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Everything is shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brick Posted January 5, 2019 Share Posted January 5, 2019 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted January 5, 2019 Share Posted January 5, 2019 And they had a spell to make shit disappear from their ass too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EternallDarkness Posted January 5, 2019 Share Posted January 5, 2019 was this really information that fans were clamoring to know? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reputator Posted January 5, 2019 Share Posted January 5, 2019 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLeon Posted January 5, 2019 Share Posted January 5, 2019 36 minutes ago, EternallDarkness said: was this really information that fans were clamoring to know? It's the kind of stuff she's been dumping on Pottermore for years. There are plenty of people that just eat up every little tidbit that she throws out. Personally, I consider myself a pretty huge HP fan, but I couldn't care less about most of her "wider Wizarding World". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuckle85 Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 Finally answers that question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kal-El814 Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 On 1/5/2019 at 11:45 AM, TheLeon said: It's the kind of stuff she's been dumping on Pottermore for years. There are plenty of people that just eat up every little tidbit that she throws out. Personally, I consider myself a pretty huge HP fan, but I couldn't care less about most of her "wider Wizarding World". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedSoxFan9 Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 jk rowling sucks 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anathema- Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 if you could instantly clean it all up why wouldn’t you shit yourself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slug Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 OK I actually LOL'd at the example conversation in that article. Wonderful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greatoneshere Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 And no one gives a shit. J.K. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted January 8, 2019 Author Share Posted January 8, 2019 3 hours ago, Anathema- said: if you could instantly clean it all up why wouldn’t you shit yourself Why not get rid of the it before you've even shit yourself? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 3 hours ago, Anathema- said: if you could instantly clean it all up why wouldn’t you shit yourself Because it would take more magic to clean your clothes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anathema- Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 3 hours ago, Jason said: Why not get rid of the it before you've even shit yourself? I don’t think I need to tell you how good it feels to poop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ort Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 20 years from now JK Rolling will have retconned Harry Potter to the point where it will be nothing but drug fueled gay wizard scat orgies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted January 8, 2019 Author Share Posted January 8, 2019 21 minutes ago, Anathema- said: I don’t think I need to tell you how good it feels to poop. pooping: pooping in my pants: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kal-El814 Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 20 minutes ago, ort said: 20 years from now JK Rolling will have retconned Harry Potter to the point where it will be nothing but drug fueled gay wizard scat orgies. There’s a reason the bathroom in Chamber of Secrets was a fucking wreck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anathema- Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 2 hours ago, Jason said: pooping: pooping in my pants: Pooping in your pants because you don’t have to clean it up: :wizard: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted January 8, 2019 Author Share Posted January 8, 2019 2 minutes ago, Anathema- said: Pooping in your pants because you don’t have to clean it up: :wizard: But even one second of being in icky poopy pants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anathema- Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 22 minutes ago, Jason said: But even one second of being in icky poopy pants I think you’re underestimating how much ick is a result of having to clean but you’re a wizard Harry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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