Chairslinger Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 5 hours ago, Jason said: Donald Trump is approaching the land of so fat that your multiple chins form together in a Voltronian effort to paradoxically form no chin at all. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skillzdadirecta Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 56 minutes ago, Chairslinger said: Donald Trump is approaching the land of so fat that your multiple chins form together in a Voltronian effort to paradoxically form no chin at all. And he always looks constipated... it must take him an hour and half to take a shit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted January 17, 2019 Author Share Posted January 17, 2019 4 minutes ago, skillzdadirecta said: And he always looks constipated... it must take him and hour and half to take a shit. Trump eats all that fast food to make sure he's constipated enough to not need Depends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
69los Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 26 minutes ago, skillzdadirecta said: And he always looks constipated... it must take him and hour and half to take a shit. Executive time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedSoxFan9 Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5timechamp Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 9 hours ago, Jason said: I always wondered what became of Samwise gamgee after helping destroy the one ring...politics, would not have expected it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
osxmatt Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 56 minutes ago, RedSoxFan9 said: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Jason Posted January 18, 2019 Author Share Posted January 18, 2019 3 minutes ago, CitizenVectron said: 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted January 18, 2019 Author Share Posted January 18, 2019 2 hours ago, osxmatt said: 1 hour ago, CitizenVectron said: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris- Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 1. Zeddy 2a. pixelated boat 2b. KT 4. ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER 5. Hippo All other Twitter profiles are pointless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b_m_b_m_b_m Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 3 minutes ago, Chris- said: 1. Zeddy 2a. pixelated boat 2b. KT 4. ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER 5. Hippo All other Twitter profiles are pointless. You forgot AOC, comrade Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris- Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 Just now, b_m_b_m_b_m said: You forgot AOC, comrade Democrats get bullets. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anathema- Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 6 minutes ago, Chris- said: 1. Zeddy 2a. pixelated boat 2b. KT 4. ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER 5. Hippo All other Twitter profiles are pointless. dril? endless screaming? John Dingell? You need to up your Twitter game, son. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris- Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 dril is overrated, endless screaming's schtick is tired after two tweets, and I have no idea who John Dingell is. I did forget Nihilist Arby's, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedSoxFan9 Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 The pixelated boat is garbage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spawn_of_Apathy Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 On 1/17/2019 at 1:20 PM, Jason said: Is that OJ Simpson? On 1/17/2019 at 1:28 PM, Spork3245 said: McDowell’s from Coming to America... It's Admiral Fitzwallace from The West Wing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spork3245 Posted January 19, 2019 Share Posted January 19, 2019 25 minutes ago, Spawn_of_Apathy said: It's Admiral Fitzwallace from The West Wing. I can’t tell if you’re joking Spoiler I know it’s the same actor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedSoxFan9 Posted January 19, 2019 Share Posted January 19, 2019 time to cancel the yearbook Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CitizenVectron Posted January 19, 2019 Share Posted January 19, 2019 I am 100% on the Indigenous protester's side here. However, it's a pet peeve of mind when people claim that the Americas were a peaceful utopia before Europeans came. There was war, tribalism, murder, rape, and everything else that the rest of the world had. The only difference was that the Indigenous people hadn't advanced to the same level of technology so it was less organized. But we barely have any recorded history for the continent, and to assume that they were all hunter-gatherers who co-existed peacefully is pretty naive. Having said that, what happened to their civilization was awful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spawn_of_Apathy Posted January 19, 2019 Share Posted January 19, 2019 6 minutes ago, RedSoxFan9 said: time to cancel the yearbook Native Americans didn't build walls, and were too accepting of illegal immigrants. Now look what happened to them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedSoxFan9 Posted January 19, 2019 Share Posted January 19, 2019 all of these kids are going to get stuck going to a christian college Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted January 20, 2019 Author Share Posted January 20, 2019 President Trump claims San Antonio's border wall helped lower crime rate Quote San Antonio is located about 150 miles north of the border. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mclumber1 Posted January 20, 2019 Share Posted January 20, 2019 9 minutes ago, Jason said: President Trump claims San Antonio's border wall helped lower crime rate Unless Mexico has annexed Texas??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted January 20, 2019 Author Share Posted January 20, 2019 14 minutes ago, mclumber1 said: Unless Mexico has annexed Texas??? Which will in fact be what effectively happens to the no man's land between the border and the wall if we build the wall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilentWorld Posted January 20, 2019 Share Posted January 20, 2019 5 hours ago, CitizenVectron said: I am 100% on the Indigenous protester's side here. However, it's a pet peeve of mind when people claim that the Americas were a peaceful utopia before Europeans came. There was war, tribalism, murder, rape, and everything else that the rest of the world had. The only difference was that the Indigenous people hadn't advanced to the same level of technology so it was less organized. But we barely have any recorded history for the continent, and to assume that they were all hunter-gatherers who co-existed peacefully is pretty naive. Having said that, what happened to their civilization was awful. Well, to be fair 'we never had walls here' is a pretty uncontroversial statement. I mean, there was mostly free movement of people all over the world really until less than 100 years ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted January 20, 2019 Author Share Posted January 20, 2019 7 minutes ago, SilentWorld said: Well, to be fair 'we never had walls here' is a pretty uncontroversial statement. I mean, there was mostly free movement of people all over the world really until less than 100 years ago. Yes, your ancestors probably did come here legally — because 'illegal' immigration is less than a century old Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Jason Posted January 21, 2019 Author Share Posted January 21, 2019 Trump’s Social Media Photos Reportedly Altered to Make Him Look Thinner and His Hands Bigger 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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