Jason Posted November 8, 2018 Share Posted November 8, 2018 https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2018/11/08/year-old-man-asks-be-declared-claiming-age-is-fluid-gender/ 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chairslinger Posted November 8, 2018 Share Posted November 8, 2018 If this is upheld it could be a real boon for the pedophile community. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kal-El814 Posted November 8, 2018 Share Posted November 8, 2018 1 minute ago, Chairslinger said: If this is upheld it could be a real boon for the pedophile community. Won’t somebody think of the children? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted November 8, 2018 Author Share Posted November 8, 2018 Just now, Kal-El814 said: Won’t somebody think of the children? Don't make me get the footlongs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted November 8, 2018 Share Posted November 8, 2018 Age is nothing but a number. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b_m_b_m_b_m Posted November 8, 2018 Share Posted November 8, 2018 Don't let insurance companies know this, you better believe that you're getting the rated age of a 70 year old smoker for a premium Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greatoneshere Posted November 8, 2018 Share Posted November 8, 2018 Well you can call yourself any number you want, but according to what the world has agreed to, you are 69 bro. Trust me, women have been trying to play this game for centuries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mclumber1 Posted November 8, 2018 Share Posted November 8, 2018 This is our society now. First it was furries. And now it is ageies(?). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CitizenVectron Posted November 8, 2018 Share Posted November 8, 2018 It's true that biological age doesn't necessarily match actual age...but until we have a way of measuring actual biological aging at the cellular level easy for all people, then we should probably stick to measuring time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaladinSolo Posted November 8, 2018 Share Posted November 8, 2018 Why would anyone want to be listed at a 49 year old instead of a 69 year old, lose out on all those sweet discounts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spawn_of_Apathy Posted November 8, 2018 Share Posted November 8, 2018 2 hours ago, PaladinSolo said: Why would anyone want to be listed at a 49 year old instead of a 69 year old, lose out on all those sweet discounts. I guess he's rather pay social security than collect it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CitizenVectron Posted November 8, 2018 Share Posted November 8, 2018 I'd prefer to imagine that he is caught in an un-manageable lie going back a decade in his workplace where he fibbed and said he was younger than he is to some co-worker, and has been taking more and more steps to escalate the situation to prove he is 20 years younger than he is, and it all resulted in this. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodporne Posted November 8, 2018 Share Posted November 8, 2018 3 hours ago, Greatoneshere said: Well you can call yourself any number you want, but according to what the world has agreed to, you are 69 bro. Trust me, women have been trying to play this game for centuries. Someone's getting fired twenty years from now when this is ageaphobic as fuck. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boyle5150 Posted November 8, 2018 Share Posted November 8, 2018 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marioandsonic Posted November 8, 2018 Share Posted November 8, 2018 30 is the new 20! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boyle5150 Posted November 8, 2018 Share Posted November 8, 2018 2 minutes ago, marioandsonic said: 30 is the new 20! depends on the time of day.... its pretty fluid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skillzdadirecta Posted November 8, 2018 Share Posted November 8, 2018 5 hours ago, SFLUFAN said: Age is nothing but a number. Damn beat me to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The def star Posted November 8, 2018 Share Posted November 8, 2018 Why is this even news. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kal-El814 Posted November 9, 2018 Share Posted November 9, 2018 2 hours ago, The def star said: Why is this even news. Obama. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkStar189 Posted November 9, 2018 Share Posted November 9, 2018 This annoys the hell out of me. I don't care what age you "feel" like. Age is based on time. Seconds, minutes, hours, days, weeks, and years. He is over 69 years old, so his body is over 25,185 days old. There's no changing it, get over it old man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thewhyteboar Posted November 9, 2018 Share Posted November 9, 2018 5 minutes ago, DarkStar189 said: This annoys the hell out of me. I don't care what age you "feel" like. Age is based on time. Seconds, minutes, hours, days, weeks, and years. He is over 69 years old, so his body is over 25,185 days old. There's no changing it, get over it old man! He's only doing this to match with younger girls on Tinder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted November 9, 2018 Share Posted November 9, 2018 I identify as 248 years old making me the oldest living man. Give me the accolades! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted November 9, 2018 Author Share Posted November 9, 2018 2 hours ago, The def star said: Why is this even news. Remember when this is the kind of thing we'd amuse ourselves with during the Obama years? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mclumber1 Posted November 9, 2018 Share Posted November 9, 2018 4 minutes ago, Jason said: Remember when this is the kind of thing we'd amuse ourselves with during the Obama years? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted November 9, 2018 Author Share Posted November 9, 2018 2 minutes ago, mclumber1 said: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remarkableriots Posted November 9, 2018 Share Posted November 9, 2018 12 hours ago, DarkStar189 said: This annoys the hell out of me. I don't care what age you "feel" like. Age is based on time. Seconds, minutes, hours, days, weeks, and years. He is over 69 years old, so his body is over 25,185 days old. There's no changing it, get over it old man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reputator Posted November 9, 2018 Share Posted November 9, 2018 12 hours ago, DarkStar189 said: This annoys the hell out of me. I don't care what age you "feel" like. Age is based on time. Seconds, minutes, hours, days, weeks, and years. He is over 69 years old, so his body is over 25,185 days old. There's no changing it, get over it old man! Oh yeah?! Well then I guess gender is based on the thing between your legs! And see this is how this debate would go. Get ready for it folks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Pickle Posted November 9, 2018 Share Posted November 9, 2018 39 minutes ago, Reputator said: Oh yeah?! Well then I guess gender is based on the thing between your legs! And see this is how this debate would go. Get ready for it folks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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