Greatoneshere Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 5 minutes ago, Chris- said: Oh man, I think I want to fuck @Greatoneshere You are one of my favorite posters on these boards (I like most of you, so don't worry!), so you have a chance! Also: super kind of you to say, I mean that genuinely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted October 31, 2018 Author Share Posted October 31, 2018 No, I am NOT going to grow a beard. I cannot stand having hair anywhere on my body except my head so I'll be damned if I'm going to have it on my face. Besides, there's a practical reason for not having facial hair: the presence of facial hair prevents an airtight seal between a gas mask and the skin. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 I've been letting it go longer than I have in a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 7 minutes ago, Chris- said: Oh man, I think I want to fuck @Greatoneshere I’m not saying my wiener waggled when I looked at his pics, but I’m also not saying it didn’t... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Rev Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 I can grow a full beard really easily but it looks objectively terrible on me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greatoneshere Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 2 minutes ago, SFLUFAN said: No, I am NOT going to grow a beard. At least provide the reason why not! 2 minutes ago, Jason said: I've been letting it go longer than I have in a while. You are growing a mighty beard good sir! Just needs some trimming and grooming but it grows evenly and nicely, which is important. Seriously, style makes us all look so good. 2 minutes ago, sblfilms said: I’m not saying my wiener waggled when I looked at these his pics, but I’m also not saying it didn’t... You guys are seriously too nice - the best! I mean that. At least you have the balls to put yourself in your profile pic on the boards. I couldn't do that haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted October 31, 2018 Author Share Posted October 31, 2018 Just now, Greatoneshere said: At least provide the reason why not! See my edited post! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greatoneshere Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 4 minutes ago, SFLUFAN said: See my edited post! Hahaha, and why can you not stand having hair anywhere on your body except your head? Also: have you done laser hair removal then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted October 31, 2018 Author Share Posted October 31, 2018 1 minute ago, Greatoneshere said: Hahaha, and why can you not stand having hair anywhere on your body except your head? Also: have you done laser hair removal then? I just don't like the sensation of hair. Nah, no laser removal - I shave with a razor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greatoneshere Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 3 minutes ago, SFLUFAN said: I just don't like the sensation of hair. Nah, no laser removal - I shave with a razor. Half measure. Go hard or go home. Have you ever tried growing a beard? I literally shaved and never kept a beard until I was 23-24 and I started trying it out. It takes time to get used to - including the sensation of hair (I still can't stand the feeling of my hair touching my forehead so all of my hair styles avoid that) so I'm with you, genuinely. But you get very used to it. So have you tried before? You may have I assume. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 I just don’t grow much in the way of facial hair. Actually, other than the top of my head I don’t grow much hair anywhere. Lots of people think I shave my arms and legs because it kinda has that look of hair growing in after a week or so post shave, just all the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted October 31, 2018 Author Share Posted October 31, 2018 3 minutes ago, Greatoneshere said: Half measure. Go hard or go home. Have you ever tried growing a beard? I literally shaved and never kept a beard until I was 23-24 and I started trying it out. It takes time to get used to - including the sensation of hair (I still can't stand the feeling of my hair touching my forehead so all of my hair styles avoid that) so I'm with you, genuinely. But you get very used to it. So have you tried before? You may have I assume. For Christ's sake - no I have not tried nor do I have the desire to try. Not only do I not like the sensation of facial hair but I consider it to be degenerate and decadent! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greatoneshere Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 2 minutes ago, sblfilms said: I just don’t grow much in the way of facial hair. Actually, other than the top of my head I don’t grow much hair anywhere. Lots of people think I shave my arms and legs because it kinda has that look of hair growing in after a week or so post shave, just all the time. That's a legit reason. My East Asian and Southeast Asian friends can't really grow facial hair either so they don't - some do the cool few hairs on the mustache and few hairs on the chin look, which I admit they pull of (I couldn't) but yeah, they simply don't grow hair. Seems like kind of a blessing as I hate shaving my chest hair lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hurdyb1 Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 30 minutes ago, Jason said: Three months? The first time it only took me about a week to push through the itchiness I think. I'm one of those guys that me growing a beard takes months. I look at awe of guys that have full facial hair growth in less than a week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greatoneshere Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 3 minutes ago, SFLUFAN said: For Christ's sake - no I have not! Not only do I not like the sensation of facial hair but I consider it to be degenerate and decadent! But why is it degenerate and decadent?! Haha. Seriously asking though - we're getting to the bottom of this! That sounds like the same Mad Men era cultural BS that said it was "unclean" to go to job interviews or do your job with facial hair - always had to be clean shaven. I know because my dad used to drill being clean shaven into my head for years. It's 2018 man. And as I said, the sensation does go away. How can you know you'll hate it before you try it? You've done clean shaven face for years, why not mix it up just to see? You can always shave it off if need be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CastlevaniaNut18 Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 1 minute ago, Greatoneshere said: But why is it degenerate and decadent?! Haha. Seriously asking though - we're getting to the bottom of this! That sounds like the same Mad Men era cultural BS that said it was "unclean" to go to job interviews or do your job with facial hair - always had to be clean shaven. It's 2018 man. And as I said, the sensation does go away. How can you know you'll hate it before you try it? You've done clean shaven face for years, why not mix it up just to see? You can always shave it off if need be. Wade isn't your typical guy. It's not like he's trying to attract women. I believe he's commented on his below average penis size and the fact he's not interested in sex or attracting women. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CastlevaniaNut18 Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 And he also eats his steak well done. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greatoneshere Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 1 minute ago, CastlevaniaNut18 said: Wade isn't your typical guy. It's not like he's trying to attract women. I believe he's commented on his below average penis size and the fact he's not interested in sex or attracting women. Real . . . really?! It's somewhat believable he'd say those things . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greatoneshere Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 Just now, CastlevaniaNut18 said: And he also eats his steak well done. FUCKING BLASPHEMY. That's Trump behavior. Does he also use ketchup? Medium rare or bust. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CastlevaniaNut18 Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 Just now, Greatoneshere said: Real . . . really?! It's somewhat believable . . . Yeah, I'm fairly certain I've seen him talk about that. Can't remember verbatim, but that was essentially the gist of it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted October 31, 2018 Author Share Posted October 31, 2018 Just now, Greatoneshere said: But why is it degenerate and decadent?! Haha. Seriously asking though - we're getting to the bottom of this! And as I said, the sensation does go away. How can you know you'll hate it before you try it? You've done clean shaven face for years, why not mix it up just to see? You can always shave it off if need be. The Roman Empire achieved its greatest height and glory when beards were considered to be "Eastern decadence". It was only when these grooming standards were laxed that the empire began its inevitable decline. As such, I choose to not associate myself with facial hair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted October 31, 2018 Author Share Posted October 31, 2018 - Yes, I only consume well done or medium well done meat. No, I don't use ketchup or any other condiment on steak - Yes, I have no interest in sex or women because both are tremendously uninteresting. - Yes, I have an incredibly small penis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CastlevaniaNut18 Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 @Greatoneshere, see, I told ya. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greatoneshere Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 4 minutes ago, SFLUFAN said: The Roman Empire achieved its greatest height and glory when beards were considered to be "Eastern decadence". It was only when these grooming standards were laxed that the empire began its inevitable decline. As such, I choose to not associate myself with facial hair. For who I consider to be a very smart guy, that's a pretty ridiculous causal connection to make as a reason not to grow a beard. 1 minute ago, SFLUFAN said: - Yes, I only consume well done or medium well done meat. No, I don't use ketchup or any other condiment on steak - Yes, I have no interest in sex or women because both are tremendously uninteresting. - Yes, I have an incredibly small penis. 1. Is it cause you are worried it will be undercooked otherwise? 2. Do you consider or identify as asexual? If you don't mind my asking, now just curious. 3. What do you consider a big penis and a small penis? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted October 31, 2018 Author Share Posted October 31, 2018 Just now, Greatoneshere said: For who I consider to be a very smart guy, that's a pretty ridiculous causal connection to make as a reason not to grow a beard. 1. Is it cause you are worried it will be undercooked otherwise? 2. Do you consider or identify as asexual? If you don't mind my asking, now just curious. 3. What do you consider a big penis and a small penis? Why the hell can't you just accept the fact that I. HAVE. NO. INTEREST. IN. GROWING. A. FUCKING. BEARD. 1. That's correct 2. Yeah, sure, why not - I just don't give a shit. If I ever feel the need, that's what expensive hookers are for. 3. I have no fucking idea - it's not like I've conducted an extensive survey to develop a random sample and to then determine a mean and standard deviations from it. I seriously just don't care. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greatoneshere Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 7 minutes ago, SFLUFAN said: Why the hell can't you just accept the fact that I. HAVE. NO. INTEREST. IN. GROWING. A. FUCKING. BEARD. 1. That's correct 2. Yeah, sure, why not - I just don't give a shit. If I ever feel the need, that's what expensive hookers are for. 3. I have no fucking idea - it's not like I've conducted an extensive survey to develop a random sample and to then determine a mean and standard deviations from it. I seriously just don't care. I can accept the fact you have no interest in grooming a beard, but how do you think one begins to have an interest in something? It is cultivated by someone else. I'm just trying to help you out brotha. I can't make you grow one. I just don't think your reasoning holds up to scrutiny beyond: "I just don't want to do it". 1. That reason is fair. 2. A person doesn't have to care about something for them to bother figuring out why they are or aren't into something. Sex can be or mean more than just the physical act, and getting it for free is better than paying for it as the entire dynamic is different as a result, whether straight/gay/whatever. Surely you know that. Again, you do you - not trying to call you out, but I'm trying to understand. Why so defensive? 3. Then how do you know your penis is small? I'm not trying to attack or offend you - you are saying things, I care and am curious so I ask follow up questions heh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
number305 Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 Wow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legend Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 4 hours ago, SFLUFAN said: It will NEVER compare to this: My mind is filling him in saying "Hiiigh Yah!" like a bad karate movie. 49 minutes ago, Greatoneshere said: I've had a well groomed beard for 7+ years now - I don't even remember what I look like without one. It only itches when it grows between stubble and thicker beard as the hairs grow. It always goes away, and once you are used to a beard and trim it, etc. the itching only lasts a few days in the 5-7 day post trim window depending on how thick you grow it and how much you trim it each time. See below for a recent picture of me with a beard for reference. That one I had trimmed (I usually trim down pretty good, usually a 3.5 on the trimmer) just a few days before that picture so it's thick-ish but not thick yet. Sorry, it is watermarked because I sometimes model part-time and that is the photographer's watermark. @CastlevaniaNut18 @SFLUFAN @Jason, etc. I am Pakistani American (Pahtan/Pushtun, to be exact), to be fair, so I am genetically predisposed to beard excellence. Here's another for better reference: Grow beards! But please, style it. It can even be patchy (depending) but find a style - that is key. And keep it clean, trim it when needed, and groom it. I was looking for a "hey there sexy" reaction and I think I found the perfect one. I have no idea what this is from, but it is now my favorite thing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skillzdadirecta Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 40 minutes ago, SFLUFAN said: No, I am NOT going to grow a beard. I cannot stand having hair anywhere on my body except my head so I'll be damned if I'm going to have it on my face. Besides, there's a practical reason for not having facial hair: the presence of facial hair prevents an airtight seal between a gas mask and the skin. Muslim firefighters in my home county sued the fire department and won, proving this to not be true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CastlevaniaNut18 Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 Damn, I said what I said hoping to make @Greatoneshere understand why Wade isn't really a candidate for a beard and it opened up a can of worms 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greatoneshere Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 1 minute ago, legend said: I was looking for a "hey there sexy" reaction and I think I found the perfect one. I have no idea what this is from, but it is now my favorite thing. And this is why you are one of the best. I also have no idea what that is from either but I feel like it fits here! I have more pics should people need them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted October 31, 2018 Author Share Posted October 31, 2018 1 minute ago, skillzdadirecta said: Muslim firefighters in my home county sued the fire department and won, proving this to not be true OK FINE! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greatoneshere Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 3 minutes ago, CastlevaniaNut18 said: Damn, I said what I said hoping to make @Greatoneshere understand why Wade isn't really a candidate for a beard and it opened up a can of worms Yeah, I didn't know! I didn't know . . . really I'm just trying to get into @SFLUFAN's pants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skillzdadirecta Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 1 minute ago, SFLUFAN said: OK FINE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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