Bloodporne Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 Most active fucking thread I've seen in a while on this here video game forum and it's about...American cheese combined with racial stereotypes. I knew I chose the right forum when migrating from NeoGAF. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodporne Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 12 hours ago, SFLUFAN said: I am not familiar with "American cheese"- what is it? Don't you live in WASHINGTON DC? If so, this does not surprise me. It's probably a punishable offense there to eat something with the word 'American' in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 2 minutes ago, Bloodporne said: Don't you live in San Francisco? If so, this does not surprise me. It's probably a punishable offense there to eat something with the word 'American' in it. I live outside Washington, DC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodporne Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 Just now, SFLUFAN said: I live outside Washington, DC Clearly that's what I said, duh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 American cheese is good for making pigs in a blanket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 Is there a difference between American cheese and cheddar? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 Just now, SFLUFAN said: Is there a difference between American cheese and cheddar? Yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamer.tv Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 I think of American cheese as the individual sachets of not-cheese Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Pickle Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 PICKLES!!! Also American cheese with egg on an English muffin is acceptable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodporne Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 19 minutes ago, SFLUFAN said: Is there a difference between American cheese and cheddar? Here's a visual hint. It's that ultra-fake, square shit that tends to come individually packaged to enhance its American-ness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 1 minute ago, Bloodporne said: Here's a visual hint. It's that ultra-fake, square shit that tends to come individually packaged to enhance its American-ness. So it is cheddar. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodporne Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 4 minutes ago, SFLUFAN said: So it is cheddar. No, it's like a bastardization of it. Wikipedia sezzzz: Very early in its history, American cheese was only white in color—as it was made from a blend of cheeses (most often including cheddar cheese) which were originally only white. However, the later versions are often a yellow hue due to the addition of annatto, a sweet and nutty seasoning added to cheddar and to Colby so that by the late 1800s American cheese was often simply called "yellow cheese". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlwaysDyingX Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 50 minutes ago, skillzdadirecta said: Oh yeah, I put it on Tuna sandwiches too... Hot Pastrami and American Cheese is good too. Wait, do people think that the only American Cheese is Kraft singles I don't think it even calls itself cheese on the package... more like "cheese food" or something like that. I don't eat that crap. Same. I'm all about that deli sliced Land O' Lakes New Yorker American Cheese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSpreader Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 The American cheese I like is aged super sharp cheddar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodporne Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 Here's a tip for a killer deli sandwich: Hard salami, swiss cheese, lettuce, mayo, pepper on a hero. Do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSpreader Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 Just now, Bloodporne said: Here's a tip for a killer deli sandwich: Hard salami, swiss cheese, lettuce, mayo, pepper on a hero. Do it. Let me fix that for you: Salami, Light Mayo, Hummus, Lettuce, Tomato, Sharp Cheddar, Avocado, Jalapeño on Whole Wheat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodporne Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 4 minutes ago, 2user1cup said: Let me fix that for you: Salami, Light Mayo, Hummus, Lettuce, Tomato, Sharp Cheddar, Avocado, Jalapeño on Whole Wheat Fuck an avocado, what is this, California!? The rest sounds delicious though... PS: Anything with salami is basically a sell for me. If you have a European deli around you (no idea where you live...) per chance, get your hands on some Hungarian salami, my god. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbsolutSurgen Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 American cheese melts with a great/smooth texture, unlike lessprocessed cheese. It's gooiness goes so well when melted on a burger, or in a grilled cheese sandwich. I'm not going to pretend that it's my favourite cheese, but it has its place. (And it is very different from Cheddar). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 @ohioguy24 is the cheese melt king. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodporne Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 Alas, I'm having some over-easy eggs with a melty slice of American cheese on top right now. Some rye toast on the side with some orange marmalade...yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remarkableriots Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 American cheese on my Freedom Fries! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 2 hours ago, SFLUFAN said: So it is cheddar. It melts way better and the flavor is milder than cheddar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSpreader Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 2 hours ago, Bloodporne said: Fuck an avocado, what is this, California!? The rest sounds delicious though... PS: Anything with salami is basically a sell for me. If you have a European deli around you (no idea where you live...) per chance, get your hands on some Hungarian salami, my god. Avocado on everything please. I am also addicted to Salami. There's a place in go to which has microbrews, artisenal cheeses, and delicious meats. Sometimes the hipsters know what's up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSpreader Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 24 minutes ago, Jose said: It melts way better and the flavor is milder than cheddar. Plastic does melt pretty well, you're right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSpreader Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 1 hour ago, Bloodporne said: Alas, I'm having some over-easy eggs with a melty slice of American cheese on top right now. Some rye toast on the side with some orange marmalade...yes. I pan toasted an everything bagel and added two scrambled eggs with green onions, AVOCADO, tomato, hot sauce, and some grilled halloumi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 Just to be clear - it is a derivative of cheddar, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodporne Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 1 minute ago, 2user1cup said: I pan toasted an everything bagel and added two scrambled eggs with green onions, AVOCADO, tomato, hot sauce, and some grilled halloumi. If you strip that lame-ass avocado out, which by the way has the consistency of a rotten corpse, this sounds great and I'm ripping off your idea tomorrow morning. 4 minutes ago, 2user1cup said: Avocado on everything please. I am also addicted to Salami. There's a place in go to which has microbrews, artisenal cheeses, and delicious meats. Sometimes the hipsters know what's up. That is so hipster it actually made me laugh out loud slightly. But sadly you're correct, I sometimes have to admit defeat and eat at some ultra-hipster shitshow of a restaurant that gentrified my old neighborhood because well...it's delicious and that's where my hatred ends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSpreader Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 43 minutes ago, Bloodporne said: If you strip that lame-ass avocado out, which by the way has the consistency of a rotten corpse, this sounds great and I'm ripping off your idea tomorrow morning. That is so hipster it actually made me laugh out loud slightly. But sadly you're correct, I sometimes have to admit defeat and eat at some ultra-hipster shitshow of a restaurant that gentrified my old neighborhood because well...it's delicious and that's where my hatred ends. They even have a pickled section.. so good. They do play metal music though.... So it's very confusing. Maybe I'm... A hipster. Et tu, Dillinger Escape Plan? I guess they're kinda hipster...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodporne Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 13 minutes ago, 2user1cup said: They even have a pickled section.. so good. They do play metal music though.... So it's very confusing. Maybe I'm... A hipster. Et tu, Dillinger Escape Plan? I guess they're kinda hipster...? I'm a huge Metal fan and even I recognize that any business playing Metal in any shape is hipster as fuck unless it's a Rock bar haha... I totally tuned out that whole 90's Relapse Records scene including Dillinger, isn't for me. No idea if it's a hipster staple though actually. Maybe this is a moment of self-realization. Do you live in New York? Hipsters + Metal in a food store sounds suspiciously New York. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSpreader Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 1 minute ago, Bloodporne said: I'm a huge Metal fan and even I recognize that any business playing Metal in any shape is hipster as fuck unless it's a Rock bar haha... I totally tuned out that whole 90's Relapse Records scene including Dillinger, isn't for me. No idea if it's a hipster staple though actually. Maybe this is a moment of self-realization. Do you live in New York? Hipsters + Metal in a food store sounds suspiciously New York. I love NY but no, I don't live there right now. I really like the mathcore-hardcore sound atm. Like.. I can't get enough of The Armed and Car Bomb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodporne Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 6 minutes ago, 2user1cup said: I love NY but no, I don't live there right now. I really like the mathcore-hardcore sound atm. Like.. I can't get enough of The Armed and Car Bomb. Ah yeah, that style is like kryptonite to me. My favorite Metal bands are stuff like Celtic Frost, Mercyful Fate, Bathory and anything obscure going from there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 I still have yet to try halloumi. My hipster cred Is tanking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSpreader Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 12 minutes ago, Jose said: I still have yet to try halloumi. My hipster cred Is tanking. Halloumi is delicious, you -have- to grill it to have dark grill marks. It's Greek, and amazing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbsolutSurgen Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 3 hours ago, SFLUFAN said: Just to be clear - it is a derivative of cheddar, right? Actually, cheddar is a derivative of American cheese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazyPiranha Posted October 27, 2018 Share Posted October 27, 2018 People turning up their nose to American cheese are no better than the people who get their dick in knots over pineapple on pizza. Get over yourselves people, arguing over the "right" food is meaningless. Oh, you like cheddar? American cheese is typically made with cheddar and colby, they just put some emulsifying salts and such in it so it stays shelf stable and melty. If you don't like the taste, you don't like the taste, but let's not get all high and mighty over the fermented cow tit juice we're putting into our body. American cheese is fantastic on burgers, the proper cheese for egg sandwiches, the only right way to make mac and cheese to get it melty and not clumpy, the right gooey topping for a cheesesteak, and the the best possible option for a nice and stretchy grilled cheese sandwich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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