Fizzzzle Posted September 6 Share Posted September 6 It's just a game changer in every regard. Especially whilst having my wiping hand broken. If you haven't gotten into the bidet game in 2024, you're playing yourself. You can get a bidet attachment for your toilet for like $30 on amazon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodger Posted September 6 Share Posted September 6 Thats what I did just even a cheapo attachment from home depot has changed my life to where I hate the idea of traveling because actually wiping my ass feels so antiquated. Hopefully one day I can afford the fancy toilets with the butt warmers and everything all built in. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spork3245 Posted September 6 Share Posted September 6 I have this one: https://www.amazon.com/VOVO-STYLEMENT-VB-6100SR-Electronic-Nightlight/dp/B087JYZ8CC/ref=sr_1_5?crid=1Z30GY39LH80G&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.CprZF1RuUhzgM-L7OyXDBg.ApBDu_Bh9w36YccSR98_4ibY23QJXSdtra7HthtAyg0&dib_tag=se&keywords=vovo%2BVB-6100SR&qid=1725649803&sprefix=vovo%2Bvb-6100sr%2Caps%2C101&sr=8-5&th=1 Smart Bidet Seat VB-6000SE / VB-6100SR – VOVO-US VOVO-US.COM VB-6000SE, VB-6100SR Smart Bidet Seat with heated seat, warm water, warm air dryer, and 5 levels of different nozzle position and water pressure. Bidet seats also come with stainless steel nozzle and LED nightlight. Best purchase I have ever made. I have no idea how I ever lived without a heated toilet seat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted September 6 Share Posted September 6 45 minutes ago, Fizzzzle said: It's just a game changer in every regard. Especially whilst having my wiping hand broken. You a hose connected to the faucet kind of guy now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spork3245 Posted September 6 Share Posted September 6 1 minute ago, Keyser_Soze said: You a hose connected to the faucet kind of guy now? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CastlevaniaNut18 Posted September 6 Share Posted September 6 We've had them on all our toilets for a few years now. Sucks when I have to stay somewhere without one. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggie Posted September 6 Share Posted September 6 I just run my garden hose from outside thru my bathroom window. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrea Posted September 6 Share Posted September 6 Bidet life is best life. My butthole cries when it doesn’t have one. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggie Posted September 6 Share Posted September 6 13 minutes ago, Andrea said: Bidet life is best life. My butthole cries when it doesn’t have one. My butthole cries because its lonely 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted September 6 Share Posted September 6 1 hour ago, Keyser_Soze said: You a hose connected to the faucet kind of guy now? The ones in Thailand were so strong they'd shoot the water up your butthole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSpreader Posted September 6 Share Posted September 6 I got this one; https://www.kohler.com/en/products/toilet-seats-bidet-seats/shop-toilet-seats-bidet-seats/c3-155-elongated-bidet-toilet-seat-8298?skuId=8298-0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skillzdadirecta Posted September 6 Share Posted September 6 Real men don't use Bidets... or Charmin apparently Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CastlevaniaNut18 Posted September 6 Share Posted September 6 My husband installed one at his grandma's house(where we stay when we visit them). He said he'd buy one and install it at my parent's house next time he goes there. He was miserable the last time. His poor butthole. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S3xB0t Posted September 6 Share Posted September 6 Ugh. We had a cheapo one from Amazon for a while. I could never get the pressure right and always felt like I had to wipe anyway. The lack of efficacy combined with the buildup of impossible to clean grime made it a losing proposition. Y’all are making me think maybe I should try again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrea Posted September 7 Share Posted September 7 2 hours ago, CastlevaniaNut18 said: My husband installed one at his grandma's house(where we stay when we visit them). He said he'd buy one and install it at my parent's house next time he goes there. He was miserable the last time. His poor butthole. My friend from back home in Canada let me buy one and install it on her toilet for when I visit home because I stay at her place. 44 minutes ago, S3xB0t said: Ugh. We had a cheapo one from Amazon for a while. I could never get the pressure right and always felt like I had to wipe anyway. The lack of efficacy combined with the buildup of impossible to clean grime made it a losing proposition. Y’all are making me think maybe I should try again. def try again. Could have been something off with the setup or the bidet itself. Tushy or luxe are good options. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted September 7 Share Posted September 7 6 hours ago, Jason said: The ones in Thailand were so strong they'd shoot the water up your butthole. @Fizzzzle you experienced this yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzzzle Posted September 7 Author Share Posted September 7 6 hours ago, Jason said: The ones in Thailand were so strong they'd shoot the water up your butthole. Not really. The place I'm at right now could use a bit more pressure, honestly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShader Posted September 7 Share Posted September 7 7 hours ago, Jason said: The ones in Thailand were so strong they'd shoot the water up your butthole. This is the only way to use one, tbh. It's not doing a great job until it's giving you a deep clean. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CastlevaniaNut18 Posted September 7 Share Posted September 7 Imma be real. As someone with a vagina, the bidets with the feminine wash are extra special. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vitalsign Posted September 7 Share Posted September 7 Bidets are overrated tbd. It's best to take a wet washcloth a knuckle deep and clean out the hole. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SaysWho? Posted September 8 Share Posted September 8 This thread made me get a bidet. I feel weird asking, but how long does it take to wash to where you don’t need toilet paper and everything is gone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzzzle Posted September 8 Author Share Posted September 8 2 minutes ago, SaysWho? said: This thread made me get a bidet. I feel weird asking, but how long does it take to wash to where you don’t need toilet paper and everything is gone? you still need toilet paper, but it's mostly to dry off. The environment thanks you for not using half a roll because you ate Taco Bell and it's like wiping with a marker. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted September 9 Share Posted September 9 5 hours ago, SaysWho? said: I feel weird asking, but how long does it take to wash to where you don’t need toilet paper and everything is gone? 30 to 45 seconds 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nokra Posted September 9 Share Posted September 9 7 hours ago, SaysWho? said: This thread made me get a bidet. I feel weird asking, but how long does it take to wash to where you don’t need toilet paper and everything is gone? Probably depends on the bidet, what the water pressure is like, the angles, etc. but yeah I'd say about 30 seconds. Spray, let the excess water drip off, and then dry with toilet paper. A six-pack of toilet paper is now lasting me at least a couple of months. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted September 9 Share Posted September 9 16 minutes ago, Nokra said: Probably depends on the bidet, what the water pressure is like, the angles, etc. but yeah I'd say about 30 seconds. Spray, let the excess water drip off, and then dry with toilet paper. Would you mind performing a demonstration of this technique for us and posting the video? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nokra Posted September 9 Share Posted September 9 6 minutes ago, Keyser_Soze said: Would you mind performing a demonstration of this technique for us and posting the video? NSFW 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spork3245 Posted September 9 Share Posted September 9 8 hours ago, SaysWho? said: This thread made me get a bidet. I feel weird asking, but how long does it take to wash to where you don’t need toilet paper and everything is gone? This depends on what model you got. Mine has 3 different spray settings (regular, pulse, turbo) and 5 levels of water pressure to choose from for each. I think each is around 30-40 seconds or so. Mine also has a dryer built in which lasts around 60-75 seconds. You still need toilet paper for two reasons: to make sure you’re “clean” and to dry off, but if you use the dryer you need maybe 1-2 squares total. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLeon Posted September 9 Share Posted September 9 I’ve stayed at places that have bidets and I guess they’re nice, but never really felt the need to buy my own. My poop situation has been unproblematic for years now. I never feel unclean after a wipe or two. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GROCERIES Posted September 9 Share Posted September 9 I completely agree. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nokra Posted September 9 Share Posted September 9 1 hour ago, GROCERIES said: I completely agree. Holy shit, it's GROCERIES! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShader Posted September 9 Share Posted September 9 23 hours ago, SaysWho? said: This thread made me get a bidet. I feel weird asking, but how long does it take to wash to where you don’t need toilet paper and everything is gone? Until orgasm is the real answer you're looking for. Which may be 30 seconds like Nokra or it could be more/less. 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrea Posted Saturday at 03:32 AM Share Posted Saturday at 03:32 AM Been without a bidet for a week now and I just started just cleaning my ass in the shower after each shit. Can’t wait to be reunited with my bidets soon. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaysWho? Posted yesterday at 05:13 PM Share Posted yesterday at 05:13 PM Y’all were right. Using the bathroom is a much more pleasant experience with the bidet. In fact, I feel bad because I used it this morning at home, but now I’m at work and I have to use their restroom and there’s no bidet. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spork3245 Posted yesterday at 05:16 PM Share Posted yesterday at 05:16 PM 2 minutes ago, SaysWho? said: Y’all were right. Using the bathroom is a much more pleasant experience with the bidet. In fact, I feel bad because I used it this morning at home, but now I’m at work and I have to use their restroom and there’s no bidet. It truly ruins all other toilets. What model did you get? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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