Signifyin(g)Monkey Posted September 5 Share Posted September 5 Aggregated polling data and correlative statistical algorithms? Pshaw. The keys have spoken. Prof. Allan Lichtman issues election forecast based on his '13 Keys to the White House' system. He's called the outcome of the last ten elections! (sorta...there are some, um, 'nuances' to it...) He is the electoral Delphi! It's in the bag, folks. No need to stress anymore. --Vapes another bowl of industrial-grade copium-- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CitizenVectron Posted September 5 Share Posted September 5 Something that I learned about yesterday is that Nate Silver rates both Trafalgar and Wick polls as higher than Morning Consult. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S3xB0t Posted September 5 Share Posted September 5 34 minutes ago, Signifyin(g)Monkey said: Aggregated polling data and correlative statistical algorithms? Pshaw. The keys have spoken. Prof. Allan Lichtman issues election forecast based on his '13 Keys to the White House' system. He's called the outcome of the last ten elections! (sorta...there are some, um, 'nuances' to it...) He is the electoral Delphi! It's in the bag, folks. No need to stress anymore. --Vapes another bowl of industrial-grade copium-- You gotta watch out for that industrial grade. They put vitamin E acetate and hexavalent chromium in that shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reputator Posted September 5 Share Posted September 5 At this point I buy his prediction over Nate's any day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazyPiranha Posted September 5 Share Posted September 5 So what’s the prediction Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted September 5 Share Posted September 5 10 minutes ago, LazyPiranha said: So what’s the prediction Dewey beats Truman 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spork3245 Posted September 5 Share Posted September 5 14 minutes ago, LazyPiranha said: So what’s the prediction DJT dies of congestive heart failure 4 days before the election, but it's kept a secret from the public and even JD Vance. He's puppeted around, Weekend At Bernie's style, continuing to do rallies via unseen puppeteers pushing on his stomach to release gasses through (sometimes) his mouth - he's been so incoherent lately no one notices. The smell of a rotting corpse should tip people off, but, those close to the former president are all too familiar with his normal scent and thus no one is the wiser. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uaarkson Posted September 5 Share Posted September 5 12 minutes ago, Spork3245 said: DJT dies of congestive heart failure 4 days before the election, but it's kept a secret from the public and even JD Vance. He's puppeted around, Weekend At Bernie's style, continuing to do rallies via unseen puppeteers pushing on his stomach to release gasses through (sometimes) his mouth - he's been so incoherent lately no one notices. The smell of a rotting corpse should tip people off, but, those close to the former president are all too familiar with his normal scent and thus no one is the wiser. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spork3245 Posted September 5 Share Posted September 5 2 minutes ago, Uaarkson said: Pretty uncanny Trump impression tbh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaysWho? Posted September 6 Share Posted September 6 21 hours ago, LazyPiranha said: So what’s the prediction Harris. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ihavebigtitties Posted September 6 Share Posted September 6 Voters won’t be choosing the next president, the Supreme Court will. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skillzdadirecta Posted September 6 Share Posted September 6 6 hours ago, SaysWho? said: Harris. Trump said Nate Silver had him winning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaysWho? Posted September 6 Share Posted September 6 1 minute ago, skillzdadirecta said: Trump said Nate Silver had him winning. OP is saying for Nate to pack it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skillzdadirecta Posted September 6 Share Posted September 6 1 minute ago, SaysWho? said: OP is saying for Nate to pack it up. Ooooh so the post ISN'T about Nate Silver's prediction, it;s about another dude's? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spork3245 Posted September 6 Share Posted September 6 2 minutes ago, skillzdadirecta said: Ooooh so the post ISN'T about Nate Silver's prediction, it;s about another dude's? Professor Alan Lichtman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaysWho? Posted September 6 Share Posted September 6 1 minute ago, skillzdadirecta said: Ooooh so the post ISN'T about Nate Silver's prediction, it;s about another dude's? Yup, the dude with the "13 keys." He got popular after 2016 when he predicted Trump would win and stayed with it even after the Access Hollywood tape. He said something along the lines of, 'I'll be the saddest guy in the world if I'm right.' He bases the keys off 100-something years of U.S. history. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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