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This reminds me of a "joke" I almost told my dentist. The idea that you have to take care of your teeth but I wanted to say, "It won't matter because in 30 years we will have some cybernetic upgraded teeth and jaws" or something like that.

 

Also, sharks can regrow their teeth, we need shark technology in our mouths

 

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3 minutes ago, CitizenVectron said:

Can't wait until the ad on TV contains a rushed "side effects may include teeth growing in ears, anus, and toes."

 

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A 38-year-old male patient complaining of difficulty breathing through one of his nostrils for several years was found to have an ectopic tooth growing in his nose. In their paper published in The New ...

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2 hours ago, Kal-El814 said:

I didn’t see this posted but I also didn’t look too hard so whatever.

 

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Scientists are on the verge of a dental miracle.

 

 

Big, if true.

For some reason that pic reminds me of the textures for Nemesis in the original Resident Evil 3.

 

Well here's to hoping that its not an Umbrella Corp product, I don't want to turn into a bioweapon :p

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3 hours ago, Keyser_Soze said:

This reminds me of a "joke" I almost told my dentist. The idea that you have to take care of your teeth but I wanted to say, "It won't matter because in 30 years we will have some cybernetic upgraded teeth and jaws" or something like that.

 

Also, sharks can regrow their teeth, we need shark technology in our mouths

 

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We're going to get some scientist pull a Doctor Curt Connors looking at sharks' ability to regrow teeth, and splice that into human DNA, and end up with a real life Street Shark

 

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28 minutes ago, S3xB0t said:

Hopefully next they’ll figure out how to regrow gums. Mine are recessed to the point of being a problem thanks to clenching and grinding.

 

I know the pain. I've just gone through my fourth gum graft and got one more to go. Fortunately, my gum dude seems pretty competent and the recovery pain doesn't seem nearly as bad as what people online have said. My regular dentist is suggesting a night mouth guard.

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14 minutes ago, ThreePi said:

 

I know the pain. I've just gone through my fourth gum graft and got one more to go. Fortunately, my gum dude seems pretty competent and the recovery pain doesn't seem nearly as bad as what people online have said. My regular dentist is suggesting a night mouth guard.

Wow! Four grafts? What was the recovery like? I already wear a mouth guard. I had one for about two years before I started wearing it consistently and when I did I chewed through it in 6 months. I had changed jobs by the time I got a new one made so it only cost $200. I’m already putting good marks in the new one.

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15 minutes ago, ThreePi said:

 

I know the pain. I've just gone through my fourth gum graft and got one more to go. Fortunately, my gum dude seems pretty competent and the recovery pain doesn't seem nearly as bad as what people online have said. My regular dentist is suggesting a night mouth guard.

I’ve been considering getting some quotes on Botox. If I mow down on this guard I think I’ll get serious about it.

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9 hours ago, Keyser_Soze said:

This reminds me of a "joke" I almost told my dentist. The idea that you have to take care of your teeth but I wanted to say, "It won't matter because in 30 years we will have some cybernetic upgraded teeth and jaws" or something like that.

 

Also, sharks can regrow their teeth, we need shark technology in our mouths

 

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Deep Blue Sea sequel about teeth instead of Alzheimer's! 

 

8 hours ago, CitizenVectron said:

Can't wait until the ad on TV contains a rushed "side effects may include teeth growing in ears, anus, and toes."

 

But overall this is great!

 

Don't forget the perineum! 

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I had 5 gum grafts or so. Despite being blessed with the gift of gab, I had 14 baby teeth and 8 adult teeth (4 of them were wisdom teeth) pulled to make room for the rest, and I still had little gun tissue to show for it. 

 

The gum surgery wasn't bad for me. I was making less money then, so I had them take the tissue from the roof of my mouth instead of using  the synthetic stuff which was much more expensive at the time. The pain wasn't too bad, the throbbing the first day or so was annoying. Really the worst part was that they have to cover up the recovery sites with some packing material and you can't clean it or underneath it. So when it finally comes off or something you drink manages to get under there and come back out, it smells like something died in your mouth.

 

Also this was long enough ago that they were still giving out pain meds like candy, the first time I had one of these done they gave me something bananas like 30 Vicodin or told me to just take Tylenol. Pick a fucking lane, dentists, Jesus.

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20 minutes ago, Kal-El814 said:

I had 5 gum grafts or so. Despite being blessed with the gift of gab, I had 14 baby teeth and 8 adult teeth (4 of them were wisdom teeth) pulled to make room for the rest, and I still had little gun tissue to show for it. 

 

The gum surgery wasn't bad for me. I was making less money then, so I had them take the tissue from the roof of my mouth instead of using  the synthetic stuff which was much more expensive at the time. The pain wasn't too bad, the throbbing the first day or so was annoying. Really the worst part was that they have to cover up the recovery sites with some packing material and you can't clean it or underneath it. So when it finally comes off or something you drink manages to get under there and come back out, it smells like something died in your mouth.

 

Also this was long enough ago that they were still giving out pain meds like candy, the first time I had one of these done they gave me something bananas like 30 Vicodin or told me to just take Tylenol. Pick a fucking lane, dentists, Jesus.

 

Uh, I don't think it's "synthetic stuff," it's cadaver tissue. And it's still more expensive, with also the risk of the tissue being rejected. I never really had any issue with stuff getting under the dressing, though I tried to be pretty careful what and how I ate and drank. Though the stuff on the roof of my mouth started to fall off after a week, the stuff over the gumline was always pretty secure until the periodontist removed it. And I would get a prescription for like a dozen hydrocodone and some high-dose ibuprofen and usually only ended up using a couple of hydrocodone in the first couple days.

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