Commissar SFLUFAN Posted August 22 Share Posted August 22 Do I really need to say anything at all? Why Your Team Sucks 2024: Cleveland Browns | Defector DEFECTOR.COM Some people are fans of the Cleveland Browns. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Cleveland Browns. This 2024 Defector NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Read all the previews so far here. Your team: Cleveland Browns. Your 2023 record: 11-6. These guys beat the 49ers, Ravens, Texans, and […] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted August 23 Share Posted August 23 17 hours ago, Commissar SFLUFAN said: Do I really need to say anything at all? Why Your Team Sucks 2024: Cleveland Browns | Defector DEFECTOR.COM Some people are fans of the Cleveland Browns. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Cleveland Browns. This 2024 Defector NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Read all the previews so far here. Your team: Cleveland Browns. Your 2023 record: 11-6. These guys beat the 49ers, Ravens, Texans, and […] I'd like to point out that for fans of the Cleveland Browns, this article is typically the highlight of their season. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted August 23 Share Posted August 23 HOW 'BOUT THEM COWBOYS?!?! Why Your Team Sucks 2024: Dallas Cowboys | Defector DEFECTOR.COM Some people are fans of the Dallas Cowboys. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Dallas Cowboys. This 2024 Defector NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Read all the previews so far here. Your team: Ach, ze sadboys. Your 2023 record: 12-5. NFC East champs. Highest scoring team in […] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted August 26 Share Posted August 26 It's the turn of the Cheeseheads! Why Your Team Sucks 2024: Green Bay Packers | Defector DEFECTOR.COM Some people are fans of the Green Bay Packers. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Green Bay Packers. This 2024 Defector NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Read all the previews so far here. Your team: Show the pick. Full disclosure: I am a Vikings fan. As such, […] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted August 27 Share Posted August 27 Today is the day for the Yuckaneers! Why Your Team Sucks 2024: Tampa Bay Buccaneers | Defector DEFECTOR.COM Some people are fans of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. This 2024 Defector NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Read all the previews so far here. Your team: Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Your 2023 record: 9-8. Has any team ever […] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted August 29 Share Posted August 29 It's your turn @sblfilms Why Your Team Sucks 2024: Houston Texans | Defector DEFECTOR.COM Some people are fans of the Houston Texans. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Houston Texans. This 2024 Defector NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Read all the previews so far here. Your team: Houston Texans. Can I get a DOINK going on in here? Oh yeah. That […] And yours @elbobo and @BuckFly Why Your Team Sucks 2024: Buffalo Bills | Defector DEFECTOR.COM Some people are fans of the Buffalo Bills. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Buffalo Bills. This 2024 Defector NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Read all the previews so far here. Your team: Buffalo Bills. Your 2023 record: 11-6, which started off with a bang on […] 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted September 2 Share Posted September 2 This one is yours @Ominous Why Your Team Sucks 2024: Detroit Lions | Defector DEFECTOR.COM Some people are fans of the Detroit Lions. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Detroit Lions. This 2024 Defector NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Read all the previews so far here. Your team: 24-7. Your 2023 record: 24-7 24-7 24-7 24-7 24-7 24-7 24-7 24-7 24-7 24-7 […] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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thewhyteboar Posted September 3 Share Posted September 3 10 hours ago, Commissar SFLUFAN said: This one is yours @Ominous Why Your Team Sucks 2024: Detroit Lions | Defector DEFECTOR.COM Some people are fans of the Detroit Lions. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Detroit Lions. This 2024 Defector NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Read all the previews so far here. Your team: 24-7. Your 2023 record: 24-7 24-7 24-7 24-7 24-7 24-7 24-7 24-7 24-7 24-7 […] Really weird to see the Lions one coming out so late! Usually they are one of the first lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S3xB0t Posted September 3 Share Posted September 3 14 hours ago, Commissar SFLUFAN said: This one is yours @Ominous Why Your Team Sucks 2024: Detroit Lions | Defector DEFECTOR.COM Some people are fans of the Detroit Lions. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Detroit Lions. This 2024 Defector NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Read all the previews so far here. Your team: 24-7. Your 2023 record:... Damn, that’s a great roast. Quote …allegedly not reporting OT Taylor Decker as an eligible receiver. Decker reported, and yeah, I’m still mad about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted September 4 Share Posted September 4 @69los It's time for the Ravens, hon! Why Your Team Sucks 2024: Baltimore Ravens | Defector DEFECTOR.COM Some people are fans of the Baltimore Ravens. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Baltimore Ravens. This 2024 Defector NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Read all the previews so far here. Your team: You had one fucking job. Your 2023 record: 13-4. Best point differential in the […] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
69los Posted September 4 Share Posted September 4 38 minutes ago, Commissar SFLUFAN said: @69los It's time for the Ravens, hon! Why Your Team Sucks 2024: Baltimore Ravens | Defector DEFECTOR.COM Some people are fans of the Baltimore Ravens. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Baltimore Ravens. This 2024 Defector NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Read all the previews so far here. Your team: You had one fucking job. Your 2023 record: 13-4. Best point differential in the […] I did live there but I'm actually a Cowboys fan; passed down from my dad. If I had to guess, Dallas got a lot of TV time in Puerto Rico or whereever he was stationed (Chair Force). 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted September 5 Share Posted September 5 @johnny - as Super Bowl runner-up, this one's for you! Why Your Team Sucks 2024: San Francisco 49ers | Defector DEFECTOR.COM Some people are fans of the San Francisco 49ers. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the San Francisco 49ers. This 2024 Defector NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Read all the previews so far here. Your team: San Francisco 49ers. And if you’ll indulge for just a moment, may […] And finally, we've reached your reigning Super Bowl champs @brodhen Why Your Team Sucks 2024: Kansas City Chiefs | Defector DEFECTOR.COM Some people are fans of the Kansas City Chiefs. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Kansas City Chiefs. This 2024 Defector NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Read all the previews here. Your team: Your kicker is a fucking asshole. Your 2023 record: 11-6. Super Bowl champs. OH […] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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