stepee Posted June 20 Share Posted June 20 The thing for me is it doesn’t even matter if it works or not. It’s just that at the end you can think THERE IS A CHANCE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoberChef Posted June 20 Share Posted June 20 If it was up to me, I'd say snag a 55 gal. drum, douse me in gasoline and light the torch of Gondor. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Vic20 Posted June 20 Share Posted June 20 By the end of this run I'm sure the World and I will have had quite enough of each other. Please cook and serve me to the soils! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSpreader Posted June 20 Share Posted June 20 I've thought about it but there's too many nightmare scenarios. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unogueen Posted June 21 Share Posted June 21 I've seen freezerburn. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLeon Posted June 21 Share Posted June 21 44 minutes ago, unogueen said: I've seen freezerburn. The trick is to stay frozen long enough until they have the technology to fix any damage done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unogueen Posted June 21 Share Posted June 21 1 hour ago, TheLeon said: The trick is to stay frozen long enough until they have the technology to fix any damage done. Where are the intact frozen corpses? None of them close enough to Jesusfy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted June 21 Share Posted June 21 3 minutes ago, unogueen said: Where are the intact frozen corpses? None of them close enough to Jesusfy. Spoken like someone who has never seen the non-fiction movie Vanilla Sky. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSpreader Posted June 21 Share Posted June 21 1 hour ago, Keyser_Soze said: Spoken like someone who has never seen the non-fiction movie Vanilla Sky. Demolition Man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazyPiranha Posted June 21 Share Posted June 21 Even in some future where they figure out how to thaw out a corpse, reverse the freezing damage, and bring you back to life… …why the fuck would they? Oh yeah, let’s thaw out this person with no family, no home, no job, no worthwhile skills, and no context for the modern world at all. If anything, it sounds like a horrifically cruel prank to pull on someone. Surprise motherfucker! It’s 200 years later and now you’re homeless in a world that doesn’t want you and everyone you know has been dead for centuries! Go fuck yourself chump! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSpreader Posted June 21 Share Posted June 21 10 minutes ago, LazyPiranha said: Surprise motherfucker! It’s 200 years later and now you’re homeless in a world that doesn’t want you and everyone you know has been dead for centuries! Go fuck yourself chump! Oh you had investments? We don't use sea shells and feathers as currency anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted June 21 Author Share Posted June 21 lol at you guys assuming that there won’t be a nuclear war that brings about an end to humanity besides those of us left in cryogenic chambers and then aliens eventually discover us and bring us back with their advanced technology and worship us as ancient gods 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLeon Posted June 21 Share Posted June 21 29 minutes ago, stepee said: lol at you guys assuming that there won’t be a nuclear war that brings about an end to humanity besides those of us left in cryogenic chambers and then aliens eventually discover us and bring us back with their advanced technology and worship us as ancient gods Worship us as gods OR keep us as sex slaves. Either way, it’s better than what we’ve got right now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazyPiranha Posted June 22 Share Posted June 22 4 hours ago, stepee said: lol at you guys assuming that there won’t be a nuclear war that brings about an end to humanity besides those of us left in cryogenic chambers and then aliens eventually discover us and bring us back with their advanced technology and worship us as ancient gods Frozen human corpses being revived by aliens scouring the dead remains of earth is actually a more likely situation than the people of the future wanting some 2020’s dipshit running around. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted June 22 Author Share Posted June 22 11 minutes ago, LazyPiranha said: Frozen human corpses being revived by aliens scouring the dead remains of earth is actually a more likely situation than the people of the future wanting some 2020’s dipshit running around. It’s definitely what I’m counting on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkStar189 Posted June 22 Share Posted June 22 10 hours ago, LazyPiranha said: Even in some future where they figure out how to thaw out a corpse, reverse the freezing damage, and bring you back to life… …why the fuck would they? Oh yeah, let’s thaw out this person with no family, no home, no job, no worthwhile skills, and no context for the modern world at all. If anything, it sounds like a horrifically cruel prank to pull on someone. Surprise motherfucker! It’s 200 years later and now you’re homeless in a world that doesn’t want you and everyone you know has been dead for centuries! Go fuck yourself chump! Even in the future someone will want to make a quick buck. They will stick your year 2000 ass in a zoo or museum of oddities and use you as an attraction. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted June 22 Author Share Posted June 22 16 hours ago, DarkStar189 said: Even in the future someone will want to make a quick buck. They will stick your year 2000 ass in a zoo or museum of oddities and use you as an attraction. Yeah, but I’ll be able to play GTA7! 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSpreader Posted June 22 Share Posted June 22 21 hours ago, LazyPiranha said: Frozen human corpses being revived by aliens scouring the dead remains of earth is actually a more likely situation than the people of the future wanting some 2020’s dipshit running around. We'll treat us like we treated Ishi Quote Ishi (c. 1861 – March 25, 1916) was the last known member of the Native American Yahi people from the present-day state of California in the United States. The rest of the Yahi (as well as many members of their parent tribe, the Yana) were killed in the California genocide in the 19th century. ... Quote Ishi was taken in by anthropologists at the University of California, Berkeley, who both studied him and hired him as a janitor. He lived most of his remaining five years in a university building in San Francisco. ... Quote Ishi died of tuberculosis on March 25, 1916.[48][49][1][50][51] It is said that his last words were, "You stay. I go."[52] Kroeber, who was in New York at the time of Ishi's final illness, tried to prevent an autopsy on his body, sending letters and telegrams strongly stating his objections. He believed Yahi tradition called for the body to remain intact. However, Saxton Pope, following hospital protocol, performed the autopsy regardless.[53] Ishi's brain was preserved and his body cremated, in the mistaken belief that cremation was the traditional Yahi practice. .. Quote Kroeber sent Ishi's preserved brain to the Smithsonian Institution in 1917. It was held there until August 10, 2000, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggie Posted June 22 Share Posted June 22 2 hours ago, stepee said: Yeah, but I’ll be able to play GTA7! When they unfreeze you and say it is the year 3038 you'll will ask what Generation iPad are they on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unogueen Posted June 23 Share Posted June 23 8 hours ago, SuperSpreader said: We'll treat us like we treated Ishi ... ... .. Questionable morals and science, like coke and peanuts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted June 23 Author Share Posted June 23 22 hours ago, Biggie said: When they unfreeze you and say it is the year 3038 you'll will ask what Generation iPad are they on? It better be AR glasses by then! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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