Ricofoley Posted May 21 Share Posted May 21 Microplastics found in every human testicle in study | Plastics | The Guardian WWW.THEGUARDIAN.COM Scientists say discovery may be linked to decades-long decline in sperm counts in men around the world I genuinely don't know what can be done about this stuff. I read one article recently with a bunch of bullet points on how to avoid microplastics, with one of the big ones being drink less stuff that comes in plastic bottles. But then there was another article recently that they've started finding microplastics in canned sparkling waters. I gotta drink somethin'! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uaarkson Posted May 21 Share Posted May 21 Eh fuck it, living is overrated anyway. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b_m_b_m_b_m Posted May 21 Share Posted May 21 If you don’t like that you can suck the microplastics out of my nuts 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CitizenVectron Posted May 21 Share Posted May 21 Stolen from ERA: I've got balls of plastic 2 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodger Posted May 21 Share Posted May 21 I basically drink only bottled water so guess that explains why I never had any kids! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thewhyteboar Posted May 21 Share Posted May 21 A huge source of microplastics is car tires. We need to reduce our car addiction more than ever. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silentbob Posted May 21 Share Posted May 21 I too drink a lot from a plastic bottle (Canada Dry mostly now) I don’t think you can avoid them now, because it’s everywhere. Product might be from a can, but the ingredients to make some of it more than likely came from a plastic wrapped source. This coming from someone who got to see some of the magic happen while at Pepsi and occasionally walking the warehouse/plant. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reputator Posted May 22 Share Posted May 22 This is being twisted into something negative. As microplastics becomes more and more incorporated into our tissues, slowly transitioning us into hybrid human/giant action figure beings, we'll have achieved the ultimate de-ageing goal: True immortality! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ominous Posted May 22 Share Posted May 22 No wonder my balls are like Stretch Armstrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unogueen Posted May 22 Share Posted May 22 But do you cum the plastic out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzzzle Posted May 22 Share Posted May 22 12 hours ago, thewhyteboar said: A huge source of microplastics is car tires. We need to reduce our car addiction more than ever. Tires and brake pads are just as bad, if not a worse source of pollution than gas emissions from cars.* *I have a suspicion that a lot of the studies showing those results were paid for by fossil fuel companies that want to paint electric cars in a bad light ("see? electric cars are just as bad for the environment! Might as well keep those gas-guzzlers!"), but particulate matter from tires and brake pads getting into our water IS a huge source of pollution from cars that doesn't get talked about enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted May 22 Share Posted May 22 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reputator Posted May 22 Share Posted May 22 1 hour ago, unogueen said: But do you cum the plastic out. Our dicks are like 3D printers now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TUFKAK Posted May 22 Share Posted May 22 Good thing I keep my balls drained then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brick Posted May 22 Share Posted May 22 Pee microplastics are stored in the balls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silentbob Posted May 22 Share Posted May 22 How many guys will claim they don’t need a condom now because “they’re wrapped on the inside” with plastic protection now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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