SuperSpreader Posted Monday at 11:25 PM Share Posted Monday at 11:25 PM 2 minutes ago, S3xB0t said: long as we’re complaining then I don’t care for them, either. simp 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneticBlueprint Posted Monday at 11:27 PM Share Posted Monday at 11:27 PM 42 minutes ago, Uaarkson said: If I have one complaint about the Simpsons memes it’s that they kinda assume that everyone has seen and remembers every single episode of The Simpsons which is just insane TBF any cultured and comedy appreciating person would have seasons 1-8 memorized. Come on now. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneticBlueprint Posted Monday at 11:28 PM Share Posted Monday at 11:28 PM 18 minutes ago, MarSolo said: It’s why the judge in the hush money trial moved the sentencing to after the election. The book is definitely getting thrown at Trump in that case, and I think Merchan thought that if he sentenced Trump that way BEFORE the election, it would have definitely motivated EVERYONE who hates him to vote, and thus, interfering in said election. But if it’s as you describe then that is also election interference Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Best Posted Monday at 11:31 PM Share Posted Monday at 11:31 PM 1 minute ago, GeneticBlueprint said: TBF any cultured and comedy appreciating person would have seasons 1-8 memorized. Come on now. I rarely ever watched the Simpsons and to be completely honest I never found it funny. If I thought anything was funny it's when Family Guy hit it's peak in season 4. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spawn_of_Apathy Posted Monday at 11:43 PM Share Posted Monday at 11:43 PM @Spork3245’s Simpsons memes are the funniest the show has been in decades. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneticBlueprint Posted Monday at 11:44 PM Share Posted Monday at 11:44 PM 12 minutes ago, Best said: I rarely ever watched the Simpsons and to be completely honest I never found it funny. If I thought anything was funny it's when Family Guy hit its peak in season 4. You’re older and wiser than when you last saw it. You should try again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CitizenVectron Posted Monday at 11:51 PM Author Share Posted Monday at 11:51 PM Haha, honest mistake! Montana voting system shut down after Kamala Harris left off ballot WWW.NEWSWEEK.COM Montana temporarily shut down its online absentee voting system after a voter realized that Kamala Harris was not listed. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted Monday at 11:54 PM Share Posted Monday at 11:54 PM 44 minutes ago, MarSolo said: It’s why the judge in the hush money trial moved the sentencing to after the election. The book is definitely getting thrown at Trump in that case, and I think Merchan thought that if he sentenced Trump that way BEFORE the election, it would have definitely motivated EVERYONE who hates him to vote, and thus, interfering in said election. Instead he made this explicitly a referendum on "do you want this guy to get charged and thrown in prison", which is way worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xbob42 Posted Tuesday at 12:03 AM Share Posted Tuesday at 12:03 AM I don't hate the Simpsons memes, but I do hate how fucking long they can be. Keep it to 3 panels max, and even that's pushing it! Back in my day a good meme was a single image! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted Tuesday at 12:12 AM Share Posted Tuesday at 12:12 AM 8 minutes ago, Xbob42 said: I don't hate the Simpsons memes, but I do hate how fucking long they can be. Keep it to 3 panels max, and even that's pushing it! Back in my day a good meme was a single image! And it loaded one row of pixels at a time, so you had to wait in eager suspense to see if she was wearing a top what the punchline was! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSpreader Posted Tuesday at 12:13 AM Share Posted Tuesday at 12:13 AM 10 minutes ago, Xbob42 said: Keep it to 3 panels max Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finaljedi Posted Tuesday at 12:32 AM Share Posted Tuesday at 12:32 AM 1 hour ago, chakoo said: I agree but I put money on him fleeing to another country to escape jail time. I'm okay with this, the US government can seize his stateside assets and whatever country he flees to will fleece him dry of the rest. For the first time in generations maybe a future Trump will have to get a job. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b_m_b_m_b_m Posted Tuesday at 01:08 AM Share Posted Tuesday at 01:08 AM 1 hour ago, chakoo said: I agree but I put money on him fleeing to another country to escape jail time. it is impossible for him to escape the united states. to put it bluntly: the secret service won't allow it, and he can't/won't be able to pay them and their families off and protect them in such a way for them to let him escape, to say nothing of any potential safe harbor country being far enough away that he would have to fly and the same thing applies to the pilots and any intermediary country they would need to pass through 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b_m_b_m_b_m Posted Tuesday at 01:11 AM Share Posted Tuesday at 01:11 AM 4 minutes ago, b_m_b_m_b_m said: it is impossible for him to escape the united states. to put it bluntly: the secret service won't allow it, and he can't/won't be able to pay them and their families off and protect them in such a way for them to let him escape, to say nothing of any potential safe harbor country being far enough away that he would have to fly and the same thing applies to the pilots and any intermediary country they would need to pass through also given the charges he is facing in Florida, and whatever details exist in his banana pudding consistency brain, the United States cannot let him escape to another country, it is an unacceptable national security risk 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSpreader Posted Tuesday at 01:16 AM Share Posted Tuesday at 01:16 AM It will be house arrest in Mar a Lago with no Internet access/media access/etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chairslinger Posted Tuesday at 01:21 AM Share Posted Tuesday at 01:21 AM 5 minutes ago, b_m_b_m_b_m said: also given the charges he is facing in Florida, and whatever details exist in his banana pudding consistency brain, the United States cannot let him escape to another country, it is an unacceptable national security risk Nightmare scenario: Trump flees fo Russia and Putin sets him up as the "legitimate" U.S. President in exile. We are worried about the post-election trouble Trump could cause. Now imagine Trump uncoupled from any consequences, controlled by Putin, with tens of millions of cult members in America willing to do whatever he says..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5timechamp Posted Tuesday at 01:25 AM Share Posted Tuesday at 01:25 AM if/when Trump loses the election hes only headed to one place Martyrdom.. He will be the new “South”, a thing that one set of Americans despise that another chunk of Americans revere as a hero who fought for the greater good…. as long as his fatass is not on the roof of a dodge charger I suppose I will call it even… Jailing Trump at his age if he loses the election is mostly symbolic and hopefully he dies shortly thereafter… I would prefer the government completely wipe out his assets along with those of his idiot spawns.. Kushner too The people who have harmed the country most are a bunch of old dinosaurs fighting to bring back and promote their old racist values… the new group MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, Hawley etc are really a bunch of blatant idiots who will hopefully self destruct.. at worst Cruz becomes the head puppet once the old heads die out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b_m_b_m_b_m Posted Tuesday at 01:30 AM Share Posted Tuesday at 01:30 AM 8 minutes ago, Chairslinger said: Nightmare scenario: Trump flees fo Russia and Putin sets him up as the "legitimate" U.S. President in exile. We are worried about the post-election trouble Trump could cause. Now imagine Trump uncoupled from any consequences, controlled by Putin, with tens of millions of cult members in America willing to do whatever he says..... he won't make it there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mclumber1 Posted Tuesday at 01:53 AM Share Posted Tuesday at 01:53 AM 24 minutes ago, b_m_b_m_b_m said: it is impossible for him to escape the united states. to put it bluntly: the secret service won't allow it, and he can't/won't be able to pay them and their families off and protect them in such a way for them to let him escape, to say nothing of any potential safe harbor country being far enough away that he would have to fly and the same thing applies to the pilots and any intermediary country they would need to pass through Trump owns a golf course in Dubai. He may just decide to take a flight over to the UAE this winter to escape the cold, get in a few rounds of golf, and claim asylum at the Russian consulate. It's only a 27 minute drive from his golf course to the consulate, which happens to be about halfway to the airport. Quote "Hey Bob!" Trump yells into the intercom to the Secret Service driver of the SUV that is currently taking him from Trump Golf Dubai to the Dubai International Airport. Trump continues, "Bob, I have to take a fat dump. Can you please pull over as soon as possible. Oh shit. shit. shit. I have to go NOW. Bob, there is the Russian consulate. Great consulate. Bob, please pull into the Russian consulate. They have the best toilets. Ok Bob, wait in the car. I'll be back in 5 minutes." Trump does not return in 5 minutes. 5 years later, Trump is still taking a dump inside the consulate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b_m_b_m_b_m Posted Tuesday at 01:56 AM Share Posted Tuesday at 01:56 AM Just now, mclumber1 said: Trump owns a golf course in Dubai. He may just decide to take a flight over to the UAE this winter to escape the cold, get in a few rounds of golf, and claim asylum at the Russian consulate. It's only a 27 minute drive from his golf course to the consulate, which happens to be about halfway to the airport. trump can't do anything without the secret service. they effectively control his movements. I'd also be shocked if his passport was not revoked as part of sentencing in Mid november. he's not going anywhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mclumber1 Posted Tuesday at 02:01 AM Share Posted Tuesday at 02:01 AM Just now, b_m_b_m_b_m said: trump can't do anything without the secret service. they effectively control his movements. I'd also be shocked if his passport was not revoked as part of sentencing in Mid november. he's not going anywhere. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneticBlueprint Posted Tuesday at 02:11 AM Share Posted Tuesday at 02:11 AM 40 minutes ago, b_m_b_m_b_m said: he won't make it there This is correct. The USSS doesn’t just protect people from external threats. They protect their protectees from themselves too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chairslinger Posted Tuesday at 02:28 AM Share Posted Tuesday at 02:28 AM 14 minutes ago, GeneticBlueprint said: This is correct. The USSS doesn’t just protect people from external threats. They protect their protectees from themselves too. When Trump goes to eat his 13th cheeseberder of the day do they dive in front of it like they're trying to take a bullet for him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneticBlueprint Posted Tuesday at 03:32 AM Share Posted Tuesday at 03:32 AM 1 hour ago, Chairslinger said: When Trump goes to eat his 13th cheeseberder of the day do they dive in front of it like they're trying to take a bullet for him? I mean I would for sure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted Tuesday at 04:17 AM Share Posted Tuesday at 04:17 AM 3 hours ago, b_m_b_m_b_m said: it is impossible for him to escape the united states. to put it bluntly: the secret service won't allow it, and he can't/won't be able to pay them and their families off and protect them in such a way for them to let him escape, to say nothing of any potential safe harbor country being far enough away that he would have to fly and the same thing applies to the pilots and any intermediary country they would need to pass through From what we've seen of the Secret Service recently it seems like a foreign country could have people extract him from one of his properties in the middle of the night pretty easily if they wanted to make it happen. Wouldn't necessarily even need it to turn into an armed firefight. Hopefully Biden would place additional security on him if it came to that. Just not seeing Secret Service alone being guaranteed to stop it. Plus isn't his detail all true believers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted Tuesday at 04:18 AM Share Posted Tuesday at 04:18 AM The only thing that raises Wade's blood pressure more than Simpsons memes is continued discussion about Simpsons memes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xbob42 Posted Tuesday at 04:22 AM Share Posted Tuesday at 04:22 AM 4 minutes ago, Keyser_Soze said: The only thing that raises Wade's blood pressure more than Simpsons memes is continued discussion about Simpsons memes. Spoiler 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spork3245 Posted Tuesday at 07:26 AM Share Posted Tuesday at 07:26 AM 7 hours ago, b_m_b_m_b_m said: it is impossible for him to escape the united states. to put it bluntly: the secret service won't allow it, and he can't/won't be able to pay them and their families off and protect them in such a way for them to let him escape, to say nothing of any potential safe harbor country being far enough away that he would have to fly and the same thing applies to the pilots and any intermediary country they would need to pass through Tricking USSS with a body double wouldn’t be difficult. An extremely aged ham with a wig made of hay and some bronzer in an oversized suit would be all it takes. Can you even tell the difference here: 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spork3245 Posted Tuesday at 07:31 AM Share Posted Tuesday at 07:31 AM 7 hours ago, Xbob42 said: I don't hate the Simpsons memes, but I do hate how fucking long they can be. Keep it to 3 panels max, and even that's pushing it! Back in my day a good meme was a single image! The ones I make myself are single panel (or cut into a single png). I try to post shorter ones when it’s multi-panel (unless they’re amazing like that one I put in the Elon thread ) and keep it to ones that, IMO, are extra good - but, holy F, some of these people that make them will post 30 panel ones (I’m not even exaggerating). I think people just make them directly on frinkiac and don’t bother combining them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spork3245 Posted Tuesday at 08:18 AM Share Posted Tuesday at 08:18 AM (Sorry for fox business, it was this or NYP so it was lose-lose ) Donald Trump gives mom of 3 $100 towards grocery bill at Pennsylvania market store WWW.FOXBUSINESS.COM During a campaign stop in Pennsylvania on Monday, former President Donald Trump stopped by a local market and gave a mom of three $100 towards her grocery bill. So, he’s buying votes now, eh? Surely he’ll be held accountable! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uaarkson Posted Tuesday at 09:38 AM Share Posted Tuesday at 09:38 AM No way that was his idea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spork3245 Posted Tuesday at 10:08 AM Share Posted Tuesday at 10:08 AM 29 minutes ago, Uaarkson said: No way that was his idea I bet it was his idea and he’s so out of touch on pricing that he was probably waiting for change afterwards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted Tuesday at 10:15 AM Share Posted Tuesday at 10:15 AM For a mother of 3 that's a drop in the bucket. I somehow spent $140 going to the grocery store yesterday and that was just for myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spork3245 Posted Tuesday at 10:35 AM Share Posted Tuesday at 10:35 AM 19 minutes ago, Keyser_Soze said: For a mother of 3 that's a drop in the bucket. I somehow spent $140 going to the grocery store yesterday and that was just for myself. I think Trump covered part of a loaf of bread and some lunch meat tbh 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaladinSolo Posted Tuesday at 11:15 AM Share Posted Tuesday at 11:15 AM MICHIGAN* USA Today/Suffolk (2.9/3.0⭐️ per 538) 9/16-19 n=500 LV 🔵 Harris 48% 🔴 Trump 45% *NORTH CAROLINA* Elon Univ/YouGov (3.0/3.0⭐️ per 538) 9/4-13 (mostly pre-debate) n=800 RV 🔵 Harris 46% 🔴 Trump 45% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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