Reputator Posted November 2, 2023 Share Posted November 2, 2023 'The most Florida thing': Roofing company giving free turkey, AR-15 with roof purchase WWW.WESH.COM The owners of a Florida roofing company announced a plan to give away a free turkey and AR-15 assault rifle to anyone who purchases a roof during the... Oh and a free frozen turkey. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Vic20 Posted November 2, 2023 Share Posted November 2, 2023 A real turkey shoot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted November 2, 2023 Share Posted November 2, 2023 Quote The Roof EZ team isn’t just driving around Southwest Florida with a cooler full of frozen turkeys and a small armory in the trunk. If you want in on the deal, you have to go through the same steps as if you were actually purchasing a firearm. They’re using the local arms deal Shoot Center in Cape Coral to facilitate the promotion. “You got to get a background check. You can’t have any felonies,” Polly said. “Once you pass your background check, you can go pick it up in three days.” “I mean, I wouldn’t have my roof done just for that,” Rousey said. What if you’re like Rousey and don’t want the gun? “That’s their preference. If they don’t want the AR-15, we’ll give them $500 off their roof,” Polly said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted November 2, 2023 Share Posted November 2, 2023 1 minute ago, Commissar SFLUFAN said: What if you’re like Rousey and don’t want the gun? “That’s their preference. If they don’t want the AR-15, we’ll give them $500 off their roof,” Polly said. Smart people would take the gun and then immediately use it to get themselves a free roof, if you catch my drift. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reputator Posted November 2, 2023 Author Share Posted November 2, 2023 You gotta love the timing of this, right? Like an open mockery of AR-15 victims. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Vic20 Posted November 2, 2023 Share Posted November 2, 2023 I look forward to the stories of disgruntled customers using their new found freedom sticks to express their dissatisfaction! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UpvoteShittyTakesOnly Posted November 2, 2023 Share Posted November 2, 2023 2 minutes ago, Reputator said: You gotta love the timing of this, right? Like an open mockery of AR-15 victims. that timing is every day in america Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firewithin Posted November 2, 2023 Share Posted November 2, 2023 im sure they do quality roofs too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted November 3, 2023 Share Posted November 3, 2023 It's a smart idea actually. When they accidentally discharge their firearm and shoot a hole in the roof this company gets to come back and charge them for the repairs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TUFKAK Posted November 3, 2023 Share Posted November 3, 2023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slug Posted November 3, 2023 Share Posted November 3, 2023 I mean, if you're gonna be getting a roof done anyway. I wouldn't make a purchasing decision based on the free AR but if the price/quality of the job was on par with other contractor estimates that deal might kick it to their side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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