Keyser_Soze Posted May 20, 2023 Share Posted May 20, 2023 I guess the new thing is people are upset that Kim Petras is in the SI Swimsuit issue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thewhyteboar Posted May 20, 2023 Share Posted May 20, 2023 24 minutes ago, Keyser_Soze said: I guess the new thing is people are upset that Kim Petras is in the SI Swimsuit issue. It's gotta be so tiring being a conservative. Every week you get your new rage orders and have freak out about nothing. Your Fox Masters fill out the Rage Mad Libs and off you go: This week you will send death threats to Nabisco because Oreos have gone woke since the black outnumbers the white part of the cookie. And off they go. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TUFKAK Posted May 20, 2023 Share Posted May 20, 2023 1 hour ago, Keyser_Soze said: I guess the new thing is people are upset that Kim Petras is in the SI Swimsuit issue. I mean id hit it shed never fuck with me but I don’t get all incel ragey over it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarSolo Posted May 20, 2023 Share Posted May 20, 2023 I’ve learned to never try and understand incel rage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted May 20, 2023 Share Posted May 20, 2023 Quote “My understanding of the cover of the Sports Illustrated magazine is it has one main purpose and that’s for 15-year-old boys to spend some alone time with it in the bathroom,” Kelly said during Thursday’s episode of her SiriusXM podcast “The Megyn Kelly Show.” Kelly — a mother of two boys, ages 9 and 13, as well as a 12-year-old girl — then added: “I think this isn’t the way to get that done.” Megyn Kelly says SI Swimsuit cover featuring trans pop star Kim... NYPOST.COM Kim Petras, the German-born singer-songwriter, graced the cover of the annual "Swimsuit" issue alongside Megan Fox, Brooks Nader, and Martha Stewart. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted May 20, 2023 Share Posted May 20, 2023 Yeah I too am concerned that there isn’t enough quality content for children to jack off to and feel the need to let everyone know 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLeon Posted May 20, 2023 Share Posted May 20, 2023 Those pics would have me doing something unholy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzzzle Posted May 20, 2023 Share Posted May 20, 2023 3 minutes ago, stepee said: Yeah I too am concerned that there isn’t enough quality content for children to jack off to and feel the need to let everyone know It honestly is a big deal, whenever I go to pornhub my home page is just a gif of tumbleweeds. Sorry, "step-"tumbleweeds. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brucoe Posted May 20, 2023 Share Posted May 20, 2023 I'm more concerned that trans women are looking too much like regular women so that I might accidentally jack off to one before realizing I did something wrong. And you just know there are Maga conservatives who think that exact thing. As for me, really, I still find Bugs Bunny as a girl really HAWT. Way too many people let such unimportant things get in their way of their mundane lives. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLeon Posted May 20, 2023 Share Posted May 20, 2023 Also, if the concern is that this cover isn’t giving young boys everywhere the right kind of boner, what are her thoughts on Martha Stewart’s cover? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marioandsonic Posted May 20, 2023 Share Posted May 20, 2023 1 hour ago, Jason said: Megyn Kelly says SI Swimsuit cover featuring trans pop star Kim... NYPOST.COM Kim Petras, the German-born singer-songwriter, graced the cover of the annual "Swimsuit" issue alongside Megan Fox, Brooks Nader, and Martha Stewart. GOP: "We need to protect our innocent, sinless children from even hearing any mention of anything remotely sexual, lest they be instantly and permanently corrupted into a Gayhomo!" Also GOP: "Our kids can't even jerk off to the latest Sports Illustrated! What is this world coming to?!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris- Posted May 20, 2023 Share Posted May 20, 2023 Kim Petras is pretty hot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CastlevaniaNut18 Posted May 20, 2023 Share Posted May 20, 2023 I'm not big on blonds, but yeah, she's nice. Poor, insecure conservatives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted May 20, 2023 Share Posted May 20, 2023 9 minutes ago, Chris- said: Kim Petras is pretty hot Megyn is probably jelly that Kim is hotter than she is. Which makes the angle about her sons not having suitable fapping material even weirder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaladinSolo Posted May 20, 2023 Share Posted May 20, 2023 Wait till she finds out dudes fap to cartoons, there really isn't an issue when it comes to guys finding fapping material. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Posted May 20, 2023 Share Posted May 20, 2023 sup 2 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5timechamp Posted May 20, 2023 Share Posted May 20, 2023 3 hours ago, Jason said: Megyn Kelly says SI Swimsuit cover featuring trans pop star Kim... NYPOST.COM Kim Petras, the German-born singer-songwriter, graced the cover of the annual "Swimsuit" issue alongside Megan Fox, Brooks Nader, and Martha Stewart. the competition is fierce Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted May 20, 2023 Share Posted May 20, 2023 Martha looks good too honestly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbsolutSurgen Posted May 20, 2023 Share Posted May 20, 2023 17 minutes ago, stepee said: Martha looks good too honestly If you're into 80-year old ex-felons. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spork3245 Posted May 20, 2023 Share Posted May 20, 2023 47 minutes ago, AbsolutSurgen said: If you're into 80-year old ex-felons. Honestly, who isn’t? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted May 20, 2023 Share Posted May 20, 2023 52 minutes ago, AbsolutSurgen said: If you're into 80-year old ex-felons. That’s what I mean though, she looks damn good for 81! I actually looked after I made the remark and hadn’t realized she was THAT old, I give her even more props now. The majority of us are going to be bags of lumpy potatoes by the time we are 81 or in the dirt. Most won’t be able to even afford to look that good at that age even if we want to put in the work and are lucky enough to live that long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ominous Posted May 20, 2023 Share Posted May 20, 2023 Just because the only people buying magazines are 80 doesn't mean you need to put an 80 year old on the cover of one. 1 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greatoneshere Posted May 20, 2023 Share Posted May 20, 2023 24 minutes ago, Ominous said: Just because the only people buying magazines are 80 doesn't mean you need to put an 80 year old on the cover of one. It doesn't mean you can't either. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chadatog Posted May 20, 2023 Share Posted May 20, 2023 Didn't Peterson get his wish though? No curvier people on it this year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CastlevaniaNut18 Posted May 20, 2023 Share Posted May 20, 2023 51 minutes ago, Ominous said: Just because the only people buying magazines are 80 doesn't mean you need to put an 80 year old on the cover of one. I sub to a few different magazines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reputator Posted May 21, 2023 Share Posted May 21, 2023 14 hours ago, thewhyteboar said: It's gotta be so tiring being a conservative. Every week you get your new rage orders and have freak out about nothing. Your Fox Masters fill out the Rage Mad Libs and off you go: This week you will send death threats to Nabisco because Oreos have gone woke since the black outnumbers the white part of the cookie. And off they go. You know, long term anger and stress is very damaging on the body. The good news is we'll probably outlive Conservatives by at least 20 years! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted May 21, 2023 Share Posted May 21, 2023 5 hours ago, Ominous said: Just because the only people buying magazines are 80 doesn't mean you need to put an 80 year old on the cover of one. People buy magazines? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unogueen Posted May 21, 2023 Share Posted May 21, 2023 6 hours ago, AbsolutSurgen said: If you're into 80-year old ex-felons. Stop talking about my aunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Air_Delivery Posted May 21, 2023 Share Posted May 21, 2023 8 hours ago, 5timechamp said: the competition is fierce What is this 1986? Teen boys are well ahead of the game. Hell I was and that was 30 years ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Air_Delivery Posted May 21, 2023 Share Posted May 21, 2023 1 hour ago, Keyser_Soze said: People buy magazines? What else are you gonna read on the toliet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted May 21, 2023 Share Posted May 21, 2023 1 hour ago, Air_Delivery said: What else are you gonna read on the toliet? Your phone 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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