Chris- Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 She did not actually flush her ring down the toilet, a fact we only discovered after about 20 minutes of panicked searching and haphazard amateur plumbing. It was on the vanity underneath things she had taken off the top of the toilet. I feel like I'm on fucking PCP right now. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSpreader Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 12 minutes ago, Chris- said: I feel like I'm on fucking PCP right now. Now is the time 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 How much did the ring cost? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggie Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 Why would you want to marry someone so careless? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris- Posted December 18, 2021 Author Share Posted December 18, 2021 19 minutes ago, ManUtdRedDevils said: How much did the ring cost? $7,500 14 minutes ago, Biggie said: Why would you want to marry someone so careless? She is not careless, actually quite the opposite; she was nauseous and took the ring off before throwing up. It wasn't until we both did a cursory search of the room (I only walked in after she had flushed the toilet) and didn't see it that panic started to set in, and when you're in a panic it is hard to always remain totally cognizant. Hence why it is was a shared psychosis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris- Posted December 18, 2021 Author Share Posted December 18, 2021 I think I have Havana syndrome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkStar189 Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 My wife thought she lost her iPhone a few months ago. Searched the house up and down. Thought she must have left it at the mall. She went back to search all the stores she was in and the parking lot. She never really set up find my iphone or whatever its called. Tried logging into her apple account to see if there was some way to enable it but you MUST set it up from another apple product like a phone, tablet, or pc. I'm all android and Windows. 4 hours of searching and feeling defeated she went to the bathroom. She saw the phone on top of the medicine cabinet where she put it before getting a shower that morning.... All that anger and frustration just instantly wash away was quite the feeling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris- Posted December 18, 2021 Author Share Posted December 18, 2021 Just now, DarkStar189 said: My wife thought she lost her iPhone a few months ago. Searched the house up and down. Thought she must have left it at the mall. She went back to search all the stores she was in and the parking lot. She never really set up find my iphone or whatever its called. Tried logging into her apple account to see if there was some way to enable it but you MUST set it up from another apple product like a phone, tablet, or pc. I'm all android and Windows. 4 hours of searching and feeling defeated she went to the bathroom. She saw it on top of the medicine cabinet where she put it before getting a shower that morning.... All that anger and frustration just instantly wash away was quite the feeling. We were sitting on the bathroom floor and I was trying to console her when I literally saw it glitter out of the corner of my eye, the sense of relief when I put my fingers on it and realized it was the ring my soul entered my body. Oh my god I will never feel something like that again. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Best Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 Glad she found it! That would have given me a panic attack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggie Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 $7500? That must be some magical pussy. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris- Posted December 18, 2021 Author Share Posted December 18, 2021 5 minutes ago, Rachel said: This is why you don’t spend that much money on an overpriced rock lol It wasn't so much the money aspect that panicked me, it was the clear distress and pain in her voice...Beyond the fact it's her new engagement ring, it is actually my late mother's ring (the cost was just to get a new stone, since my brother took that for his wife's engagement ring), so she was extremely distraught at the thought of flushing my mom's ring away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris- Posted December 18, 2021 Author Share Posted December 18, 2021 1 minute ago, Biggie said: $7500? That must be some magical pussy. Gandalf quality pussy. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris- Posted December 18, 2021 Author Share Posted December 18, 2021 You people seem to think I'm kidding when I say it was a shared psychosis, but I'm not kidding; the agony and terror I felt on her behalf was crushing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 One time I threw away my keys in my very large apartment building in Jersey City. Literally rummaged through the building dumpster with the help of a couple maintenance guys and somehow found them. Man, that high was fucking incredible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 I remember when I gave my wife a diamond necklace for her birthday when we were on vacation. She misplaced it and lost her shit. I felt bad, but honestly, didn’t care much since I always lose shit. Luckily, we found it underneath the passenger seat of the rental car. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 Was it a lab grown diamond? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kal-El814 Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 1 hour ago, Chris- said: Gandalf quality pussy. If it's grey and turns to white, consult a gynecologist. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 39 minutes ago, Rachel said: Oh and congrats on the engagement! This. Congrats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CastlevaniaNut18 Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 I am very glad I do not give a shit about jewelry. My engagement ring was like $300, my plain tungsten wedding band was $100 and I usually just wear one of my 3 silicone bands most of the time nowadays. But I’m glad you didn’t lose it and hope you have a long and happy marriage. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CastlevaniaNut18 Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 7 minutes ago, Rachel said: My ring was $600 and even I think that was too much. My friend who used to work at a jeweler saw it and guessed it cost around $4-5k 😂😂😂 Yeah, diamonds and shit mean nothing to me. I haven’t worn my engagement ring since I got married 11 years ago. Seriously, these Enso rings are the most comfortable ring ever. I used to love my plain tungsten band, but now I hardly wear it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 My wife and I bought the wedding/engagement rings of a recently divorced co-worker of my wife’s at the time. It was $500 for the whole set. She lost her ring a few years ago and I replaced that with one she liked for maybe $1000. We aren’t really expensive jewelry people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzzzle Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 Should have just committed and got each other's initials tattooed on your butt cheeks. Congratulations on the engagement 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris- Posted December 18, 2021 Author Share Posted December 18, 2021 13 hours ago, Keyser_Soze said: Was it a lab grown diamond? It was not. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggie Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 Fun Fact: A diamond is nothing more than a clear rock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggie Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 3 minutes ago, Rachel said: mined by child slaves Ssssshhh, be quiet. Liberals don't like to be called out on their double standards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 1 hour ago, Rachel said: mined by child slaves Not lab grown diamonds. But Chris didn't go that route, he loves killing kids. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Best Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 Yes, congrats on the engagement man! Glad everything worked out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 5 hours ago, Rachel said: My stone is moissanite. Literally everyone assumes it’s a Diamond. Even the former jewelry store salesperson 😂 #diamondsareascam My friends father was a jeweler so he offered his help to pick out the diamond at the diamond exchange. First thing he taught me is to look for the rainbow. If that jeweler doesn’t know that, he/she is bad at their job. 5 hours ago, Rachel said: mined by child slaves Who you hate so Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggie Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 Children mining diamonds for @Chris- and @ManUtdRedDevils Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggie Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 But hey atleast your bitches are happy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 6 minutes ago, Biggie said: Children mining diamonds for @Chris- and @ManUtdRedDevils Slaves built the XSX, PS5 and iPhone. Love those too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggie Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 2 minutes ago, ManUtdRedDevils said: Slaves built the XSX, PS5 and iPhone. Love those too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raggit Posted December 19, 2021 Share Posted December 19, 2021 On 12/17/2021 at 9:24 PM, DarkStar189 said: My wife thought she lost her iPhone a few months ago. Searched the house up and down. Thought she must have left it at the mall. She went back to search all the stores she was in and the parking lot. She never really set up find my iphone or whatever its called. Tried logging into her apple account to see if there was some way to enable it but you MUST set it up from another apple product like a phone, tablet, or pc. I'm all android and Windows. 4 hours of searching and feeling defeated she went to the bathroom. She saw the phone on top of the medicine cabinet where she put it before getting a shower that morning.... All that anger and frustration just instantly wash away was quite the feeling. Why didn't you just call her phone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkStar189 Posted December 19, 2021 Share Posted December 19, 2021 10 hours ago, Raggit said: Why didn't you just call her phone? Shes notorious for putting it on silent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ominous Posted December 19, 2021 Share Posted December 19, 2021 I've dropped mine in a mail box, had to have the post office come out and get it out, and in the toilet. I should get it resized so it doesn't fall off, but meh it's just a ring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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