Fizzzzle Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 No, she wasn't just born. She's about 15 years older than me, as a matter of fact. She's actually the one who named me, ironically. I know all of my other siblings middle names. It never occurred to me that I didn't know her middle name. I guess it just never came up? I was going over some forms and her middle name popped up on one and I went "... huh." In my 31 years on this planet, all of which she has existed for, her middle name has somehow never come up. Not knowing someone's middle name isn't exactly uncommon. I couldn't tell you my ex's middle name and we were together for 4 years (I'm sure I did know it at some point), but I have literally known my sister my whole life. I know the middle names of at least two of her children. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzzzle Posted December 15, 2021 Author Share Posted December 15, 2021 9 minutes ago, Jason said: It is, in fact, neat, Jason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzzzle Posted December 15, 2021 Author Share Posted December 15, 2021 10 minutes ago, Jason said: Also aren't you an only child? Why do I know that, if that's the case? This board can't be doing good things to my brain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Vic20 Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 Sure, YOU now know, but thanks to your carefully written narrative it remains a mystery to most of the world! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzzzle Posted December 15, 2021 Author Share Posted December 15, 2021 I can remember where @Jasonwent to college and @Rachel's bench warrant in Washington but I can't remember my own sister's middle name Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzzzle Posted December 15, 2021 Author Share Posted December 15, 2021 1 minute ago, Mr.Vic20 said: Sure, YOU now know, but thanks to your carefully written narrative it remains a mystery to most of the world! Her middle name is Dean. I think it's one of those things where her grandfather didn't have a male heir so they named her middle name after him? I never met him, but he sounds like he'd be a Dean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 1 hour ago, Fizzzzle said: Also aren't you an only child? Why do I know that, if that's the case? This board can't be doing good things to my brain. One younger brother. 1 hour ago, Fizzzzle said: I can remember where @Jasonwent to college and @Rachel's bench warrant in Washington but I can't remember my own sister's middle name Stalker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 I don’t have a middle name Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzzzle Posted December 16, 2021 Author Share Posted December 16, 2021 3 minutes ago, Jason said: One younger brother. Stalker. The fact that you have a sibling makes me feel better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 what a coincidence, I just learned her middle name as well! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzzzle Posted December 16, 2021 Author Share Posted December 16, 2021 3 minutes ago, stepee said: what a coincidence, I just learned her middle name as well! I'm glad someone did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 Writes a book about her middle name. Doesn't drop a middle name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSpreader Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 Is it Lynn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 1 hour ago, SuperSpreader said: Is it Lynn Maybe it's Martha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSpreader Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 4 minutes ago, Jason said: Maybe it's Martha. It's always Lynn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 20 minutes ago, SuperSpreader said: It's always Lynn Lartha 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 I have a two part first name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 My brother and I have the same middle name. My Dad's first name. It's fucking dumb. I'd love to get it changed or just removed, but that would be a bunch of wasted effort for something that doesn't even matter in the end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CastlevaniaNut18 Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 I know the middles names of everyone in my close family. Brother, parents, grandparents, aunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 1 minute ago, Rachel said: Damn how narcissistic is your dad lol Going to Disney World was about him, not us. It rained at one point and none of the rides were operating and people were taking shelter under various things. There was a small group of people, maybe 10, with us waiting out the rain. Well, my brother and I didn't let a little or rain stop our fun. Until he started screaming and yelling at us in front of everyone basically telling us to stop having fun and sit here and be bored. The fucking looks on the other people's faces... He also basically forced to do everything he wanted to do and at a pace far too fast for children. My brother ended up getting sick because of that. It caused him to throw up in a restaurant, before any food was served. My dad got mad at my brother for being sick, because of his own rushed pace, while we were on a fucking vacation to Disney World. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 My middle name is Kirk, which is the nickname my grandmother called my grandfather, as his last name was Kirklin. Juanita didn’t have a middle name because she was named after her mother so her mother could have a legit US social security card, and middle names aren’t as common in Mexico. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 Real story: @sblfilms middle name is Kirk because his grandmother was a huge fan of Kirk Douglas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzzzle Posted December 16, 2021 Author Share Posted December 16, 2021 5 hours ago, SuperSpreader said: Is it Lynn My other sister's middle name is Lynn. Lynn is also the name of their mom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSpreader Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 7 hours ago, sblfilms said: My middle name is Kirk, which is the nickname my grandmother called my grandfather, as his last name was Kirklin. Juanita didn’t have a middle name because she was named after her mother so her mother could have a legit US social security card, and middle names aren’t as common in Mexico. Middle names are common, they are written differently. It's: Name, Father's Name, Mother's Name. In that order and your father's name is your last name. Which is really confusing to Americans because they would therefore make your mother's name the last name. So the parents are Fernando Hernández Zenaida Gómez The kid is: Eduardo Hernández Gómez Very old school the wife's name would change to Zenaida Gomez de Hernández. I remember a friend from high school got married and her husband wanted her to change her name because his family was "traditionalist" I was like what Tradition? American tradition because Mexicans don't do that. (They were Mexican) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 6 minutes ago, SuperSpreader said: Middle names are common, they are written differently. It's: Name, Father's Name, Mother's Name. In that order and your father's name is your last name. Which is really confusing to Americans because they would therefore make your mother's name the last name. So the parents are Fernando Hernández Zenaida Gómez The kid is: Eduardo Hernández Gómez Very old school the wife's name would change to Zenaida Gomez de Hernández Nice to meet you Eduardo. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSpreader Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 5 minutes ago, Keyser_Soze said: Nice to meet you Eduardo. Call me Lalo-quera, biiiitch. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodporne Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 6 hours ago, Keyser_Soze said: Real story: @sblfilms middle name is Kirk because his grandmother was a huge fan of Kirk Douglas That's kinda cool considering he's running a movie theater. Wish my ma would've named me Ozzy Osborne as my middle name anticipating my love of Black Sabbath Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodporne Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 I actually have quite the morbid middle name. I was named after my uncle who was kidnapped and disappeared a month before I was born. Great start... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 11 minutes ago, Bloodporne said: That's kinda cool considering he's running a movie theater. It was like his destiny! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Best Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 My middle name is Patrick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzzzle Posted December 16, 2021 Author Share Posted December 16, 2021 My favorite middle name story is when Macaulay Culkin ran a twitter poll to change his middle name and the winner of the poll was "Macaulay Culkin." So his name is now Macaulay Macaulay Culkin Culkin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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