SimpleG Posted August 28, 2021 Share Posted August 28, 2021 @stepee Once you get out and if you are in a wheel chair , you have to make a Mack and Me recreation video. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted August 28, 2021 Author Share Posted August 28, 2021 2 minutes ago, SimpleG said: @stepee Once you get out and if you are in a wheel chair , you have to make a Mack and Me recreation video. Yeah it probably will be a mix of wheel chair and a walker. and we can have @brazil201’s penis play Mac, since they look similar. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DPCyric Posted August 28, 2021 Share Posted August 28, 2021 On 8/16/2021 at 10:15 PM, Keyser_Soze said: Very close to the bravery that @best3444 had when he posted after getting into a car accident Don't forget my bravery bruh Anyhow just seen this last week was kinda not paying attention to stuff... sorry to hear this but get a good lawyer you gonna be rich 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted August 28, 2021 Share Posted August 28, 2021 31 minutes ago, DPCyric said: Don't forget my bravery bruh I mentioned best for lulz. I would feel bad if I mentioned you because it was a similar pain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Best Posted August 28, 2021 Share Posted August 28, 2021 12 minutes ago, Keyser_Soze said: I mentioned best for lulz. I would feel bad if I mentioned you because it was a similar pain. Don't EVER underestimate the power of emotional trauma! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted September 1, 2021 Author Share Posted September 1, 2021 So I’ve been at this nursing/rehab facility now since Monday and it’s going pretty good after getting some things straightened out. I have my own room thank GOD, and I can close the door to have some slight feeling of privacy (though people still may just walk in at any moment, it’s way less frequent than in the hospital). No longer hooked to ivs anymore, nothing is beeping in my room. I’m going to be hooked up to the wound vac still for another couple weeks but it’s portable. OH, and I get outside food! I’m not going to do it every day since the food here doesn’t seem as bad as at the hospital, but it’s certainly nice to experience flavor again and I can have my diet cherry soda. Im guessing some personal freedom back too. Like I can actually get in a wheel chair myself and go out of my room and roll around the grounds now. I finally get to wear fucking CLOTHES again. I can use the commode and am allowed to do the entire shitting and wiping process myself now. That’s great because it’s really hard to take a shit when you have to call in someone and wait like 30 minutes or whatever before you are allowed to get up and sit down to drop it. Starting to feel a little more alive and hopeful in general, it was getting pretty dark towards the end at the hospital. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris- Posted September 1, 2021 Share Posted September 1, 2021 @stepee so can you get delivery? If so, DM me location/any dietary restrictions you have. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Best Posted September 1, 2021 Share Posted September 1, 2021 Glad you're staying positive and extremely strong. You're doing amazing, man. I can't wait for you to get home and live a normal life again. You're the man! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Best Posted September 1, 2021 Share Posted September 1, 2021 35 minutes ago, Chris- said: @stepee so can you get delivery? If so, DM me location/any dietary restrictions you have. You are very generous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted September 1, 2021 Author Share Posted September 1, 2021 2 hours ago, Chris- said: @stepee so can you get delivery? If so, DM me location/any dietary restrictions you have. I can have people bring things here, but I’m not sure how like regular delivery works. Depending on what you are thinking of here sending to my apt when I get back may be easier, there’s plenty of recovery and inability to walk time ahead! Dietary wise I don’t really have any restrictions. My pickiness usually trends more towards things with weird and:or smooshy texture (tapioca pudding, kinda all pudding, cottage cheese, bananas, shit like that) I also tend to lean far more into savory besides deserts. Oh and I also don’t have a fridge here, but I will at my apt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted September 1, 2021 Author Share Posted September 1, 2021 O_O ohhhhhhhhh I mean once I’m back at my apt that could be amazing if people wanted to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris- Posted September 2, 2021 Share Posted September 2, 2021 1 hour ago, Rachel said: We should all buy him groceries like we did with Wade, that was fun. FUCK YEAH THAT'S A GREAT IDEA 1 hour ago, stepee said: O_O ohhhhhhhhh I mean once I’m back at my apt that could be amazing if people wanted to WE DO 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris- Posted September 2, 2021 Share Posted September 2, 2021 @stepee tell me the closest Whole Foods to you and I will get the thread started. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 2, 2021 Share Posted September 2, 2021 If @Chris-is organizing, I’ll definitely chip in on the groceries/food delivery Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted September 2, 2021 Author Share Posted September 2, 2021 I WENT POO POO IN THE POTTY BY MYSELF TODAY YES INCLUDING WIPING 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzzzle Posted September 2, 2021 Share Posted September 2, 2021 Rooting for the day you can poop standing up like the rest of us 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted September 4, 2021 Author Share Posted September 4, 2021 They approved a discharge date for this Tuesday! Just a few more days! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nokra Posted September 4, 2021 Share Posted September 4, 2021 3 hours ago, stepee said: They approved a discharge date for this Tuesday! Just a few more days! Discharge or discharge ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted September 4, 2021 Author Share Posted September 4, 2021 6 hours ago, Nokra said: Discharge or discharge ? YES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted September 4, 2021 Author Share Posted September 4, 2021 Man, today I wake up to this 70 year old lady barging in with some younger kinda cute completely silent lady and she is going “are you dry, are you dry? do you need me to change the sheets? where is the catheter? are you sure it’s dry do you mind it we check?” Like asking to check still as if she thinks I’m either lying or unaware, and she is already checking as she is asking anyway. And it’s 5am and I’m like “woah woah slow down a bit what the fuck are you talking about?” as she ignore my replies and keeps poking around my bed and asking me about dryness. Even after I try to be direct and be like ummm I don’t have any problems in that regard she kept poking around and speaking in another language sometimes to the other person she brought in as she randomly pokes around me. Then after answering a question I did have, in a way that only acknowledged that she wasn’t actually listening to my question at all, they left. That was the entire mission this morning at 5am, just barging in and accusing me of wetting myself randomly in front of some random cute girl. FUCK I can’t wait until Tuesday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DPCyric Posted September 4, 2021 Share Posted September 4, 2021 29 minutes ago, stepee said: Man, today I wake up to this 70 year old lady barging in with some younger kinda cute completely silent lady and she is going “are you dry, are you dry? do you need me to change the sheets? where is the catheter? are you sure it’s dry do you mind it we check?” Like asking to check still as if she thinks I’m either lying or unaware, and she is already checking as she is asking anyway. And it’s 5am and I’m like “woah woah slow down a bit what the fuck are you talking about?” as she ignore my replies and keeps poking around my bed and asking me about dryness. Even after I try to be direct and be like ummm I don’t have any problems in that regard she kept poking around and speaking in another language sometimes to the other person she brought in as she randomly pokes around me. Then after answering a question I did have, in a way that only acknowledged that she wasn’t actually listening to my question at all, they left. That was the entire mission this morning at 5am, just barging in and accusing me of wetting myself randomly in front of some random cute girl. FUCK I can’t wait until Tuesday. Well if she didn't barge in with the nonsense there wouldn't have been a cute girl there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted September 4, 2021 Author Share Posted September 4, 2021 1 minute ago, DPCyric said: Well if she didn't barge in with the nonsense there wouldn't have been a cute girl there I mean there’s a few cute staff members here, I could have waited and not been embarrassed in front of one of them at 5am! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DPCyric Posted September 4, 2021 Share Posted September 4, 2021 1 minute ago, stepee said: I mean there’s a few cute staff members here, I could have waited and not been embarrassed in front of one of them at 5am! Maybe she was trying to sneak a peak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted September 4, 2021 Author Share Posted September 4, 2021 Just now, DPCyric said: Maybe she was trying to sneak a peak There is a $25 charge for that, she needs to pay up like the rest of them! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted September 4, 2021 Share Posted September 4, 2021 Were you dry though? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted September 4, 2021 Author Share Posted September 4, 2021 1 minute ago, Keyser_Soze said: Were you dry though? YES I WAS FUCKING DRY OMG 1 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamer.tv Posted September 4, 2021 Share Posted September 4, 2021 That’s just what someone that was wet would say 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bitgod Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 You should have peed on her hand 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 19 hours ago, stepee said: YES I WAS FUCKING DRY OMG y u dry for the cutie bb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodger Posted September 6, 2021 Share Posted September 6, 2021 Better call DJ Khalid and have him update grandma got ran over by a reindeer to stepee got ran over by a truck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted September 6, 2021 Author Share Posted September 6, 2021 I didn’t update but yesterday that same lady did pretty much the same random bed wetness check at 5am (alone this time), but was a little less aggressive. Though she did also just leave all the lights on, the door open, and moved my wheel chair towards the very back of the room facing away from me to make it as hard as possible to reach. She didn’t come in this morning though, instead it was a 3am guy coming in and turning on the lights and just looking at me and going “are you ok?” me responding “…yes?” and then he left. My anxiety is so excited to get back home. 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted September 8, 2021 Author Share Posted September 8, 2021 I’m home. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bitgod Posted September 8, 2021 Share Posted September 8, 2021 That lady is gonna show up at your door at 5am 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted September 8, 2021 Share Posted September 8, 2021 How's being home so far? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted September 8, 2021 Author Share Posted September 8, 2021 14 minutes ago, Rev said: How's being home so far? Exhausting lol. Since about 5 it’s been moving around and transporting and setting things up, a bit much movement for me atm. But at the same time of course it’s absolutely lovely. I guess my Dad took basic all my fun stuff to his place so nobody would steal it and didn’t think I would want it here when I got back? Anyway he is getting it now. My bed certainly is more comfortable than the hospital bed, no fancy up and down motions but I have a rest pillow and my purple pillow and it’s just much better. Will take some time to get used to navigating but it works at least. I use the walker (hopping on one leg) for the bedroom and wheelchair moving to and around the kitchen and living room and that gets me through all the corners. Going up the stairs to my apt isn’t a blast but it’s easy enough and it works. Still have to have my Dad help with some more stuff like getting the shower chair in and some of the exercise and self care items I got shipped over situated and then hooking the pc up of course. Then I should be all good to finally start spending most of my days besides exercises relaxing. I guess kinda annoyed that they didn’t discharge me at 11am as planned and were 6 hours late, this would have been much easier earlier in the day because there is just a lot to do when you get back. But fucking finally home and yes it feels great. Had no idea when I went to take that walk how long it would be until I returned! 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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