GeneticBlueprint Posted August 15, 2018 Share Posted August 15, 2018 5 Awful (But Revealing) Examples of Conservative Comedy Quote Aside from their artless brains and empty souls, conservative creators have another big problem. They're anti-other, not pro-whimsy. And if the appeal of a joke is how much it bothers someone, that's more of a coping mechanism for being an unlikable failure than a comedy technique. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chadatog Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 Man I used to crack up out loud in the lunchroom at work when I read Seanbaby's articles in EGM. He is a treasure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chairslinger Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 5 minutes ago, Chadatog said: Man I used to crack up out loud in the lunchroom at work when I read Seanbaby's articles in EGM. He is a treasure. His old MMA lists on Cracked are some of the funniest shit I have ever read. Quote When Frank survived the first round, the remaining parts of his brain took one look at the beast that almost killed him and thought, "If we're not dead, that can only mean one thing: we are invincible." It's the only reason I can think of to explain why he got close to Brock and attempted a flying double knee. It had all the foresight of going to an Alabama family reunion without a condom. Sure enough, Frank bounced off and fell onto his back. It was such an open invitation to a ravaging that I think he might have been trying to confuse and overload Brock Lesnar's sex glands. To this day I still crack up laughing at that. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chairslinger Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 The Mormons try to rebrand themselves yet again because even Mormons are embarrassed to be associated with Mormonism Quote The church, commonly referred to as the Mormons, really wants people to stop using that word. It also wants people to stop using LDS as an abbreviation. From now on, it prefers that people use the church's full name, and when a shortened reference is needed, to just use "the Church" or "Church of Jesus Christ." These preferences are contained in a new style guide that the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints released Thursday. It states that while "the term 'Mormon Church' has long been publicly applied to the Church as a nickname, it is not an authorized title, and the Church discourages its use." It also asks that the term "Mormons" not be used in references to members. Also out: the word "Mormonism," which the style guide states is an "inaccurate" word to use to describe the "doctrine, culture and lifestyle unique to The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints." But the word Mormon is fine to use in proper names, like the Book of Mormon, or in historical expressions like the Mormon Trail. Just thought @GeneticBlueprint should know so he can modify his vocabulary accordingly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneticBlueprint Posted August 18, 2018 Author Share Posted August 18, 2018 5 hours ago, Chairslinger said: The Mormons try to rebrand themselves yet again because even Mormons are embarrassed to be associated with Mormonism Just thought @GeneticBlueprint should know so he can modify his vocabulary accordingly. The Profit said the following: Quote "The Lord has impressed upon my mind the importance of the name He has revealed for His Church, even The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints," President Nelson said in a statement. "We have work before us to bring ourselves in harmony with His will. In recent weeks, various Church leaders and departments have initiated the necessary steps to do so." Much like his belabored use of the word "even" (Mormons* love that shit), I will belabor the point and use the full legal name of the organization, even The Corporation of the President of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints from now on. I love how this is the important shit God needs to tell him. Even though 10 years ago Tom Monson was told by God to embrace the term Mormon (their bad "documentary" Meet the Mormons isn't even three years old for Christ's sake), and ten years before that Gordon Hinckley was all about using the full name. And ten years from now Dave Bednar is probably going to change it back to Mormon. It's almost as if they're making this shit up as they go along and passing their shower thoughts off as "the Lord's will". *Ahem. I meant to say "revenue streams of The Corporation of the President of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints" in accordance with the style guide. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted August 22, 2018 Share Posted August 22, 2018 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Chairslinger Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 18 minutes ago, Jason said: Maybe I am wrong, but the funny thing is that even with 7 authors they flubbed the headline. Does Cohen's situation really count as a verdict? The jury reached a verdict in the Manafort case. Cohen simply pleaded guilty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricofoley Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 The New York Times has reported that Trump is growing "increasingly isolated" like 43 separate times (click through to the entire chain of tweets) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b_m_b_m_b_m Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 22 minutes ago, Ricofoley said: The New York Times has reported that Trump is growing "increasingly isolated" like 43 separate times (click through to the entire chain of tweets) Much isolate. Many corners. The best corners. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 15 minutes ago, b_m_b_m_b_m said: Much isolate. Many corners. The best corners. Such a bigly genius he managed to get cornered in the Oval Office. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Jason Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 #BASTA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thewhyteboar Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 9 minutes ago, Jason said: #BASTA Now imagine Newt Gingrich in the corner whacking off with a full butter dish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 @SFLUFAN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 No, Tucker, that will not save you from the Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b_m_b_m_b_m Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 https://twitter.com/JerryDunleavy/status/1035298451280592902?s=19 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 1 hour ago, b_m_b_m_b_m said: https://twitter.com/JerryDunleavy/status/1035298451280592902?s=19 You know what? Good for her! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thewhyteboar Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 Never has there been a less consequential senator. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarSolo Posted September 3, 2018 Share Posted September 3, 2018 Seriously, apparently you don't see the flag PLANTED, and that's it. You see the flag in the scene. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b_m_b_m_b_m Posted September 8, 2018 Share Posted September 8, 2018 TERRORIST FIST JAB ON THE FLOOR OF THE SENATE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted September 11, 2018 Share Posted September 11, 2018 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b_m_b_m_b_m Posted September 11, 2018 Share Posted September 11, 2018 6 hours ago, Jason said: This almost makes me feel bad for kellyanne. Almost. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted September 11, 2018 Share Posted September 11, 2018 @Jose you seen this shit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted September 11, 2018 Share Posted September 11, 2018 What is "lox"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted September 11, 2018 Share Posted September 11, 2018 2 minutes ago, SFLUFAN said: What is "lox"? srsly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted September 11, 2018 Share Posted September 11, 2018 6 minutes ago, Jason said: srsly? Yes, seriously. What on earth is a "lox"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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