stepee Posted May 31, 2021 Share Posted May 31, 2021 Like it’s you vs an animal but no guns or anything, just hand to hand combat. I think I could probably beat up an ostrich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Posted May 31, 2021 Share Posted May 31, 2021 41 minutes ago, stepee said: today is memorial day not labor day 32 minutes ago, Bacon said: can you prove it tho ? 26 minutes ago, stepee said: yes 22 minutes ago, Bacon said: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted May 31, 2021 Author Share Posted May 31, 2021 Just now, Bacon said: I DID PROVE IT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Posted May 31, 2021 Share Posted May 31, 2021 Just now, stepee said: I DID PROVE IT. you just said yes and provided no proof you lying bitch you can't even prove if today is sunday or monday or tuesday more ron Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted May 31, 2021 Share Posted May 31, 2021 Definitely a camel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted May 31, 2021 Author Share Posted May 31, 2021 22 minutes ago, Bacon said: you just said yes and provided no proof you lying bitch you can't even prove if today is sunday or monday or tuesday more ron u weren’t looking when i proved it not my fault Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted May 31, 2021 Author Share Posted May 31, 2021 16 minutes ago, Commissar SFLUFAN said: Definitely a camel. lol no way could I beat up a camel so you got me there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Posted May 31, 2021 Share Posted May 31, 2021 Just now, stepee said: u weren’t looking when i proved it not my fault yes it is you have to prove it over the internet, not to yourself all you did on the internet is say yes dumbo i saw but you aint seent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted June 1, 2021 Author Share Posted June 1, 2021 3 minutes ago, Bacon said: yes it is you have to prove it over the internet, not to yourself all you did on the internet is say yes dumbo i saw but you aint seent u never said i had to prove it on the internet so mebe next time make better laws beech Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 1 minute ago, stepee said: u never said i had to prove it on the internet so mebe next time make better laws beech but you still didn't prove it if tree falls but no one sawd it proof aint there all you proved is that you cant proof Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggie Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 Probably a medium sized dog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted June 1, 2021 Author Share Posted June 1, 2021 4 minutes ago, Bacon said: but you still didn't prove it if tree falls but no one sawd it proof aint there all you proved is that you cant proof and isn’t that proof enough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Vic20 Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 All the Animals American Men Think They Can Beat in a Fight and Why They Can't GIZMODO.COM According to a YouGov poll released on Friday, some humans have extremely poor judgment when it comes to determining which animals they could win a one-on-one, unarmed fight against. Namely, they think they can win those fights at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 1 minute ago, stepee said: and isn’t that proof enough no ham slice, that is literature tree the opposing idea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 3 minutes ago, Mr.Vic20 said: All the Animals American Men Think They Can Beat in a Fight and Why They Can't GIZMODO.COM According to a YouGov poll released on Friday, some humans have extremely poor judgment when it comes to determining which animals they could win a one-on-one, unarmed fight against. Namely, they think... Note: camel is NOT on this list! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skillzdadirecta Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 Buddy of mine swears that he can take ANY dog in a fight barehanded as long as that dog weighs less than 200 pounds. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted June 1, 2021 Author Share Posted June 1, 2021 21 minutes ago, skillzdadirecta said: Buddy of mine swears that he can take ANY dog in a fight barehanded as long as that dog weighs less than 200 pounds. DUDE I REMEMBER THIS Im so happy to hear he’s still holding firm on that 200lb limit lol 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 A hippopotamus By the way there's a game on steam that you can use to simulate this Animal Revolt Battle Simulator on Steam STORE.STEAMPOWERED.COM The ultimate physics-based, sandbox battle simulator where you can create and watch funny battles between all sorts of creatures such as humans, mammals, dinosaurs, and even fantasy beasts! Or join the battles yourself and blow up the ragdoll monsters with some powerful weapons! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skillzdadirecta Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 28 minutes ago, stepee said: DUDE I REMEMBER THIS Im so happy to hear he’s still holding firm on that 200lb limit lol He's been saying this since college and STILL holds firm on it 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLeon Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 Blue whale in a desert. Or does the fight take place in the animal’s natural habitat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlwaysDyingX Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 I think a kangaroo would be a solid fight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Littleronin Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 Hampster maybe a guinea pig. Cats fight too dirty for me so that might be my upper limit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodporne Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Best Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 7 hours ago, Biggie said: Probably a medium sized dog Pretty much this. Or a baby bob cat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamer.tv Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 A person under four feet tall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzzzle Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 Not gonna lie an ostrich would probably fuck you up. I'm terrified of those fuckers. I'd say I could probably take on a seal hand to hand. As long as it's on land. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Best Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 24 minutes ago, Fizzzzle said: Not gonna lie an ostrich would probably fuck you up. I'm terrified of those fuckers. I'd say I could probably take on a seal hand to hand. As long as it's on land. Lol that's ridiculous but funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted June 1, 2021 Author Share Posted June 1, 2021 @skillzdadirecta i guess your friend is totally normal! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Best Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 A chimpanzee could literally rip your arm off. They are strong as fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzzzle Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 Yeah chimps are crazy in strength to weight ratio. I wouldn't want to square up with one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skillzdadirecta Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 4 hours ago, stepee said: @skillzdadirecta i guess your friend is totally normal! He at least knows he would lose to a chimp but yeah... most people in today's day and age are dumb as fuck. Which is ironic becase we have more access to information as a race than we have ever had in human history. It's the inability to process information and refusal to get pass preconcieved notions that is the issue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 I mean, I think it's pretty wild even that that many people think they could beat a Gorilla, Elephant, Lion or Crocodile bare handed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heydude93 Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 I'm just not built for any effective fighting. I'm sure I'd take a hard L against a goose or ferret. Can't think of many medium to large animals that aren't capable of inflicting some solid damage. Maybe a sloth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzzzle Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 13 minutes ago, heydude93 said: I'm just not built for any effective fighting. I'm sure I'd take a hard L against a goose or ferret. Can't think of many medium to large animals that aren't capable of inflicting some solid damage. Maybe a sloth? Just gotta fight past the scratches and bites and squish those little fucks. You can do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 21 minutes ago, heydude93 said: I'm just not built for any effective fighting. I'm sure I'd take a hard L against a goose or ferret. Can't think of many medium to large animals that aren't capable of inflicting some solid damage. Maybe a sloth? Looks like it could still fuck you up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOPpgrNUjsM (video can't be embedded) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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