Signifyin(g)Monkey Posted April 29, 2021 Share Posted April 29, 2021 Maybe he can lose the popular vote three times in a row and set a nigh impossible-to-match record for the remainder of the Republic’s existence? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marioandsonic Posted April 29, 2021 Share Posted April 29, 2021 I don't want him running again, but if he does, I want him to suffer the most crushing of losses, beyond any sort of doubt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzzzle Posted April 29, 2021 Share Posted April 29, 2021 Turns out that campaign money is pretty sweet, eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spawn_of_Apathy Posted April 29, 2021 Share Posted April 29, 2021 So the question is, once he announces he’s running in 2024, does every Republican line up to kiss is ass, or will there actually be a Republican primary to choose a nominee? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greatoneshere Posted April 29, 2021 Share Posted April 29, 2021 He won't run. He'll either die or be in jail by 2024. Plus he's too lazy to actually follow through this time, having gone through it once and hated it. He just wants to be in the spotlight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CayceG Posted April 29, 2021 Share Posted April 29, 2021 5 minutes ago, Greatoneshere said: He won't run. He'll either die or be in jail by 2024. Plus he's too lazy to actually follow through this time, having gone through it once and hated it. He just wants to be in the spotlight. This is breathlessly optimistic. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greatoneshere Posted April 29, 2021 Share Posted April 29, 2021 2 minutes ago, CayceG said: This is breathlessly optimistic. I mean, it's just my sense of the varying aspects of Trump being Trump. Allegedly he enjoys retirement. Allegedly, he hated "working" as President. We know he's insanely lazy, and that he loves being in the spotlight. We know SDNY is going to go hard after him (as well as the private banks), and we know he's old and unhealthy. I dunno, one of those shoes has got to drop! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted April 29, 2021 Share Posted April 29, 2021 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CayceG Posted April 29, 2021 Share Posted April 29, 2021 Just now, Greatoneshere said: I mean, it's just my sense of the varying aspects of Trump being Trump. Allegedly he enjoys retirement. Allegedly, he hated "working" as President. We know he's insanely lazy, and that he loves being in the spotlight. We know SDNY is going to go hard after him (as well as the private banks), and we know he's old and unhealthy. I dunno, one of those shoes has got to drop! I meant that about the "he'll either be dead or in jail in 3 years" part. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greatoneshere Posted April 29, 2021 Share Posted April 29, 2021 2 minutes ago, CayceG said: I meant that about the "he'll either be dead or in jail in 3 years" part. Well he could be! He is old, unhealthy, and groups are coming after him. But yeah, probably optimistic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CayceG Posted April 29, 2021 Share Posted April 29, 2021 Hey, I can't fault you for looking on the bright side! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greatoneshere Posted April 29, 2021 Share Posted April 29, 2021 5 minutes ago, CayceG said: Hey, I can't fault you for looking on the bright side! We've been trending upwards since Biden took office, so I'm hoping! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted April 29, 2021 Share Posted April 29, 2021 5 minutes ago, CayceG said: Hey, I can't fault you for looking on the bright side! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarSolo Posted April 29, 2021 Share Posted April 29, 2021 The media has thankfully not covered his little press releases, hopefully they don’t cover his klan rallies either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted April 29, 2021 Share Posted April 29, 2021 6 minutes ago, MarSolo said: The media has thankfully not covered his little press releases, hopefully they don’t cover his klan rallies either. All Three Networks Ignored Bernie Sanders' Speech Tuesday Night, 'Standing By For Trump' | HuffPost WWW.HUFFPOST.COM There just isn't enough time in the evening to get all that analysis in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarSolo Posted April 29, 2021 Share Posted April 29, 2021 A lot can change in four years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b_m_b_m_b_m Posted April 29, 2021 Share Posted April 29, 2021 Just now, MarSolo said: A lot can change in four years. Has changed* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted April 29, 2021 Share Posted April 29, 2021 7 hours ago, ManUtdRedDevils said: This is my favorite gif. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cusideabelincoln Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 3 hours ago, MarSolo said: The media has thankfully not covered his little press releases, hopefully they don’t cover his klan rallies either. Too many media outlets are giving their commentary on Tucker Carlson now. Even if we're making fun of him, he's getting talked about way too much. Next Trump incoming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b_m_b_m_b_m Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 13 hours ago, cusideabelincoln said: Too many media outlets are giving their commentary on Tucker Carlson now. Even if we're making fun of him, he's getting talked about way too much. Next Trump incoming. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodporne Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 Well, I've enjoyed the few months of relative political silence and lack of massive daily anxiety compared to the last four years, guess that's over. And I do firmly believe they'll all cover the shit out of this because Trump's term must've been a gold mine for our drama-horny news outlets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cusideabelincoln Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 57 minutes ago, b_m_b_m_b_m said: Hope and change Make America great again Build back better ....Change America Back? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finaljedi Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 8 hours ago, cusideabelincoln said: Hope and change Make America great again Build back better ....Change America Back? They aren't clever, it's just going to be MAGA again. They tried "Keep America Great" but then hundreds of thousands died from a deadly disease so they unironically just went back to MAGA. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzzzle Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 "Make America the 50's Again" Back when a factory worker could afford a 4 bedroom home (*cough* back when roughly 1 in 3 non farm workers were unionized), but more importantly before we lifted Jim Crow and let all those brown people in! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
osxmatt Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 16 hours ago, Fizzzzle said: "Make America the 50's Again" Back when a factory worker could afford a 4 bedroom home (*cough* back when roughly 1 in 3 non farm workers were unionized), but more importantly before we lifted Jim Crow and let all those brown people in! "Make America Great Again!" "Ok, when was America great?" "I would say post-WWII and the 50s." "Ok, so you want top marginal tax rates to be around 80%" "No." "Ok, so you want union membership to be around 40%" "No." "Ok, so what exactly do you want to be like the 1950s?" "Oh, you know the stuff." Every.single.time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricofoley Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 Apparently the "they found a lotta votes up in New Hampshire" thing he's talking about is that they found a slight discrepancy in votes for a state House race in one town. Absolute "Hitler holed up in the Downfall bunker commanding the army to advance" vibes here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted May 2, 2021 Share Posted May 2, 2021 New Hampshire just sounded like he randomly remembered the name of a state and threw it out there. "Oh yeah, Wyoming, there are votes there I hear." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iculus Posted May 2, 2021 Share Posted May 2, 2021 he looks like a poorly made animatronic. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted May 2, 2021 Share Posted May 2, 2021 I could see trump somehow being even more obviously unfit like barely able to get out of bed or something and everyone will try to discount him but everyone will keep saying “ya but that’s what they said in 2015” and then somehow stumble that on down into a win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finaljedi Posted May 2, 2021 Share Posted May 2, 2021 31 minutes ago, stepee said: I could see trump somehow being even more obviously unfit like barely able to get out of bed or something and everyone will try to discount him but everyone will keep saying “ya but that’s what they said in 2015” and then somehow stumble that on down into a win. He'll be as old as Biden is now in 2024 and Biden moved around a lot better than Trump at his age. He'll probably win the primaries easily because the Republican Party is now either stale white bread, Trump-lite, or straight up crazy pants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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