Joe Posted April 2, 2021 Share Posted April 2, 2021 Has this ever happened to anyone? Like to an undiagnosed Celiac, perhaps? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzzzle Posted April 2, 2021 Share Posted April 2, 2021 No, I poop 2-3 times a day, I don't think enough rounds can get into the chamber for that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CastlevaniaNut18 Posted April 2, 2021 Share Posted April 2, 2021 I’ve had some logs so big lately they’ve taken a second to go down, but I can’t recall when I last needed multiple flushes. I’ve been on fiber and eating a lot of Raisin Bran and Kashi cereal. Feels good, man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted April 2, 2021 Share Posted April 2, 2021 Yup I've had this. One time it happened to me was in college. No plunger in the bathroom so I couldn't deal with it, and it was the weekend so the toilet was out of commission until Monday when housekeeping came back. So I had to do all my wiping and throw the tp into the already-clogged toilet. Got back into my room without anybody seeing me but it was across the hall from my room so I could hear the conversation a couple of people were having about the unreasonable tp usage blocking the toilet upon the blockage being discovered. Had to stop myself from going out and explaining what happened. The toilets in college sucked so much I'd flush partway through wiping to prevent tp clogs and I think that time I tried to flush before even wiping at all and then bam clogged toilet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny Posted April 2, 2021 Share Posted April 2, 2021 i can recall this happening once to me a long time ago not in a while though. i think i used a plunger to break the log in half Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DPCyric Posted April 2, 2021 Share Posted April 2, 2021 Earlier today being in bed almost all the time stuff isn't going through as well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny Posted April 2, 2021 Share Posted April 2, 2021 6 minutes ago, Jason said: Yup I've had this. One time it happened to me was in college. No plunger in the bathroom so I couldn't deal with it, and it was the weekend so the toilet was out of commission until Monday when housekeeping came back. So I had to do all my wiping and throw the tp into the already-clogged toilet. Got back into my room without anybody seeing me but it was across the hall from my room so I could hear the conversation a couple of people were having about the unreasonable tp usage blocking the toilet upon the blockage being discovered. Had to stop myself from going out and explaining what happened. The toilets in college sucked so much I'd flush partway through wiping to prevent tp clogs and I think that time I tried to flush before even wiping at all and then bam clogged toilet. you should have extracted the log and thrown it away in the garbage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted April 2, 2021 Share Posted April 2, 2021 9 minutes ago, DPCyric said: Earlier today being in bed almost all the time stuff isn't going through as well Why are you in bed all the time? And at least you're not shitting the bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted April 2, 2021 Share Posted April 2, 2021 8 minutes ago, johnny said: you should have extracted the log and thrown it away in the garbage I feel like a massive turd just chilling in the trash like that would have been worse tbh. And a lot of my turds aren't fully formed, don't remember if this one was but good odds it was more of a mound than a log and thus not something you could just grab out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DPCyric Posted April 2, 2021 Share Posted April 2, 2021 1 minute ago, Jason said: Why are you in bed all the time? And at least you're not shitting the bed. I am not allowed to put any weight on my right leg until my doctor approves it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted April 2, 2021 Share Posted April 2, 2021 I've had long ones but usually they are soft enough to break when they spin in the basin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny Posted April 2, 2021 Share Posted April 2, 2021 14 minutes ago, Jason said: I feel like a massive turd just chilling in the trash like that would have been worse tbh. And a lot of my turds aren't fully formed, don't remember if this one was but good odds it was more of a mound than a log and thus not something you could just grab out. you can throw the trash out but the toilet was out of action Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Posted April 2, 2021 Author Share Posted April 2, 2021 1 minute ago, Rachel said: Fucking never lol wtf Don’t you have hashimoto’s? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted April 2, 2021 Share Posted April 2, 2021 4 minutes ago, johnny said: you can throw the trash out but the toilet was out of action Can't grab a pile of semi-diarrhea out of the toilet doe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Posted April 2, 2021 Author Share Posted April 2, 2021 6 minutes ago, Rachel said: Yeah. Why would that make my poops so big they can’t even go down a toilet? It makes you constipated. I got the double whammy with that and Celiac. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted April 2, 2021 Share Posted April 2, 2021 2 minutes ago, Joe said: It makes you constipated. I got the double whammy with that and Celiac. Funnest part of constipation is when it packs everything in so tight that when it eventually comes out it looks like diarrhea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSpreader Posted April 2, 2021 Share Posted April 2, 2021 rofl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted April 2, 2021 Share Posted April 2, 2021 this shit is HOT Spoiler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggie Posted April 2, 2021 Share Posted April 2, 2021 @best3444 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted April 2, 2021 Share Posted April 2, 2021 Best loves to eat whole pizzas and then go to his parent’s house and break their toilet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLeon Posted April 2, 2021 Share Posted April 2, 2021 I had one a few weeks ago. I knew it was gonna be bad, so I flushed halfway through. That wasn’t good enough, and had to put the plunger to serious work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Best Posted April 2, 2021 Share Posted April 2, 2021 4 hours ago, Biggie said: @best3444 1 hour ago, ManUtdRedDevils said: Best loves to eat whole pizzas and then go to his parent’s house and break their toilet. It wasn't pizza but it was when I was temporarily living with my parents for two weeks before moving to my new apartment. I was eating really healthy BIG meals that my mom would make every night. My poop was enormous in that time frame and yes, I literally clogged their toilet so bad that a plumber was called in to fix it. I remember that specific poop and it was the biggest shit I've ever taken. I didn't even use toilet paper in that bathroom because I knew when I would flush something bad was going to happen. It clogged it something fierce and I ran to their other bathroom to use the toilet paper. It was embarrassing telling my parents I literally destroyed their toilet. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSpreader Posted April 2, 2021 Share Posted April 2, 2021 1 hour ago, best3444 said: It wasn't pizza but it was when I was temporarily living with my parents for two weeks before moving to my new apartment. I was eating really healthy BIG meals that my mom would make every night. My poop was enormous in that time frame and yes, I literally clogged their toilet so bad that a plumber was called in to fix it. I remember that specific poop and it was the biggest shit I've ever taken. I didn't even use toilet paper in that bathroom because I knew when I would flush something bad was going to happen. It clogged it something fierce and I ran to their other bathroom to use the toilet paper. It was embarrassing telling my parents I literally destroyed their toilet. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Posted April 2, 2021 Author Share Posted April 2, 2021 If you’ve never had to snake your toilet, you’re a rookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted April 2, 2021 Share Posted April 2, 2021 10 minutes ago, Joe said: If you’ve never had to snake your toilet, you’re a rookie. I had to but didn't realize that a ROOT was growing in the pipe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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