marioandsonic Posted May 30, 2022 Share Posted May 30, 2022 I have no idea where else to post this, so I'll post it here: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneticBlueprint Posted May 30, 2022 Share Posted May 30, 2022 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silentbob Posted May 30, 2022 Share Posted May 30, 2022 Clearly at least one person went to Trump University. The biggest and smartest words 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ominous Posted May 30, 2022 Share Posted May 30, 2022 1 hour ago, silentbob said: Clearly at least one person went to Trump University. The biggest and smartest words Did she call it a Peach tree dish? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silentbob Posted May 30, 2022 Share Posted May 30, 2022 2 minutes ago, Ominous said: Did she call it a Peach tree dish? Apparently so because it’s the trending hashtag on Twitter right now 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skillzdadirecta Posted May 30, 2022 Share Posted May 30, 2022 3 minutes ago, Ominous said: Did she call it a Peach tree dish? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ominous Posted May 30, 2022 Share Posted May 30, 2022 What a rube. We all know it's a Pea Tree Dish! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skillzdadirecta Posted May 30, 2022 Share Posted May 30, 2022 Just now, Ominous said: What a rube. We all know it's a Pea Tree Dish! I thought it was a Pee tree dish... because you pee in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ominous Posted May 30, 2022 Share Posted May 30, 2022 2 minutes ago, skillzdadirecta said: I thought it was a Pee tree dish... because you pee in it. All trees are pee trees if there are dogs around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nokra Posted May 30, 2022 Share Posted May 30, 2022 We have clearly angered the gods to have to put up with this shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marioandsonic Posted May 30, 2022 Share Posted May 30, 2022 35 minutes ago, Nokra said: We have clearly angered the gods to have to put up with this shit. Everything changed in 2016 when Harambe got shot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CitizenVectron Posted May 31, 2022 Share Posted May 31, 2022 This is the future, where all losing GOP candidates refuse to acknowledge they have lost: Trumpy Georgia Gov. Candidate Who Got 3% of the Vote Refuses to Concede HILLREPORTER.COM With his actions following the 2020 election, Donald Trump set the new standard for Republican candidates. No matter how much you lose by, just claim that the vote was rigged. Kandiss Taylor ran in the Governor’s primary in Georgia with the platform; Jesus, Guns, Babies. Her message didn’t resonate with voters and Taylor only received… 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thewhyteboar Posted May 31, 2022 Author Share Posted May 31, 2022 7 minutes ago, CitizenVectron said: This is the future, where all losing GOP candidates refuse to acknowledge they have lost: Trumpy Georgia Gov. Candidate Who Got 3% of the Vote Refuses to Concede HILLREPORTER.COM With his actions following the 2020 election, Donald Trump set the new standard for Republican candidates. No matter how much you lose by, just claim that the vote was rigged. Kandiss Taylor ran in the Governor’s primary in Georgia with the platform; Jesus, Guns, Babies. Her message didn’t resonate with voters and Taylor only received… She belongs in federal prison solely for the spelling of her name. What the fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Littleronin Posted May 31, 2022 Share Posted May 31, 2022 3 minutes ago, thewhyteboar said: She belongs in federal prison solely for the spelling of her name. What the fuck. Stripper spelling, Staypuft body. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneticBlueprint Posted May 31, 2022 Share Posted May 31, 2022 33 minutes ago, thewhyteboar said: She belongs in federal prison solely for the spelling of her name. What the fuck. *Laughs in Utahan* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thewhyteboar Posted May 31, 2022 Author Share Posted May 31, 2022 3 minutes ago, GeneticBlueprint said: *Laughs in Utahan* Every Mormon child is named after a misspelled Old Testament prophet, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted May 31, 2022 Share Posted May 31, 2022 53 minutes ago, CitizenVectron said: This is the future, where all losing GOP candidates refuse to acknowledge they have lost: Trumpy Georgia Gov. Candidate Who Got 3% of the Vote Refuses to Concede HILLREPORTER.COM With his actions following the 2020 election, Donald Trump set the new standard for Republican candidates. No matter how much you lose by, just claim that the vote was rigged. Kandiss Taylor ran in the Governor’s primary in Georgia with the platform; Jesus, Guns, Babies. Her message didn’t... FINALLY someone has the balls to take on Big Reality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneticBlueprint Posted May 31, 2022 Share Posted May 31, 2022 19 minutes ago, thewhyteboar said: Every Mormon child is named after a misspelled Old Testament prophet, right? Not really. It's a mix of horrific spellings of names that wouldn't be too odd if spelled correctly, and even misspellings of names that don't seem real. How do you misspell something you just made up? A 19 year old Mormon mom will find a way. Lots of names that start with "Mc". Bonus points if you can work in a silent "gh" or put a "y" where it doesn't belong. McKynzee, McTaisleigh, McKeighnly, McFuckface, etc. Here's a fun tweet: And a picture I took at my oldest's swimming lesson a few years ago Also this is a meme for a reason 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xbob42 Posted May 31, 2022 Share Posted May 31, 2022 I'm all for making up new names because that's how we get new names... but if you're just gonna skullfuck an existing name then please consider drinking bleach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CitizenVectron Posted May 31, 2022 Share Posted May 31, 2022 15 minutes ago, Xbob42 said: I'm all for making up new names because that's how we get new names... but if you're just gonna skullfuck an existing name then please consider drinking bleach. Bleech is a great name for a boy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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CastlevaniaNut18 Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 A .22 will take out a raccoon. The fuck are these people smoking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nokra Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 4 minutes ago, CastlevaniaNut18 said: A .22 will take out a raccoon. The fuck are these people smoking. Freedumb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost_MH Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 1 hour ago, CastlevaniaNut18 said: A .22 will take out a raccoon. The fuck are these people smoking. They have really aggressive raccoons 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted June 3, 2022 Share Posted June 3, 2022 Remember, the only good GOP politician/official is a dead one. Ron DeSantis Bullied the Special Olympics Into Dropping Its Vaccine Requirement WWW.ROLLINGSTONE.COM The Special Olympics dropped a vaccine requirement after Florida threatened to fine them nearly $27.5 million. Quote Florida Gov. Ron Desantis and his administration have used their authority to essentially punish organizations he deems to be insufficiently conservative. One of their latest targets is the Special Olympics. Jay O’Brien of ABC News reported on Friday that the governor threatened to levy an eight-figure fine against the Special Olympics if it didn’t drop its Covid-19 vaccine requirement for its games in Orlando this weekend. The Special Olympics backed off its vaccine requirement hours later, saying in a statement, “We don’t want to fight. We want to play.” A letter from the Florida Department of Health dated June 2 threatened to assess the Special Olympics a $27.5 million fine due to “5,500 violations” of state law prohibiting business entities (including charitable organizations) from requiring individuals to show proof of vaccination. The applicable fine per person under this law is $5,000. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skillzdadirecta Posted June 3, 2022 Share Posted June 3, 2022 23 hours ago, CastlevaniaNut18 said: A .22 will take out a raccoon. The fuck are these people smoking. Buddy of mine popped a racoon in his backyard with a pellet gun. Don't think he killed it, but he chased it away. It was threatening his cats I believe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Jason Posted June 3, 2022 Share Posted June 3, 2022 18 minutes ago, silentbob said: Holy shit that's his actual words. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CitizenVectron Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 Ohio House Republicans vote to put Canada on a federal watch list WWW.WKSU.ORG In a late night, party line vote, the majority party in the Ohio House voted for a resolution urging the federal government to put Canada on a watch list for not allowing religious freedoms Quote Republican Rep. Tim Ginter (R-Salem) backed the resolution for the way Canada handled lockdowns of churches and actions it took against religious leaders during the pandemic. "This resolution is not the result of a singular incident or even a handful of incidents. It's a persistent pattern of religious rights violations that has driven us to this point," Ginter said. tl;dr: Canada (generally speaking) applied similar rules to churches as anywhere else during the pandemic, and in some places preachers/priests/churches were fined for breaking the rules. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b_m_b_m_b_m Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 55 minutes ago, CitizenVectron said: Ohio House Republicans vote to put Canada on a federal watch list WWW.WKSU.ORG In a late night, party line vote, the majority party in the Ohio House voted for a resolution urging the federal government to put Canada on a watch list for not allowing religious freedoms tl;dr: Canada (generally speaking) applied similar rules to churches as anywhere else during the pandemic, and in some places preachers/priests/churches were fined for breaking the rules. You also restrict their other religious totems: guns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Pickle Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 On 6/3/2022 at 2:55 PM, skillzdadirecta said: Buddy of mine popped a racoon in his backyard with a pellet gun. Don't think he killed it, but he chased it away. It was threatening his cats I believe. your buddy should go to jail. I hate racoons but I aint killing them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skillzdadirecta Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 2 minutes ago, Captain Pickle said: your buddy should go to jail. I hate racoons but I aint killing them It was a pellet gun which is basically a BB gun that you have pump up with air before you fire. That thing isn't killing shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CastlevaniaNut18 Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 7 minutes ago, Captain Pickle said: your buddy should go to jail. I hate racoons but I aint killing them You don't really know what a pellet gun is, do ya? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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