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I get off on Tom Hardy doing goofy voices so the Venom movies are like pornography for me. And this one will be Rated R so hopefully we see everything from him.

I love when hot actors do weird voices. Yes please.

Most men are. These titties are a heavy burden to bare.

Oops, my bad! I thought you were giving me a hard time for admitting that I had to listen to the slowed down audio before I could be 100% sure.

Great. So what’s your point?

If Trump wins then this may be the route I go down. I love sex but hate how condoms feels, and birth control will likely be banned under a Christian-fascist state. Childless cat lady for life!

Grohl’s memoir was titled “The Storyteller.” Turns out his storytelling was the lies he told his wife and children as he cheated behind their backs, and the lies he told his fans as he pretended to be one of the few moral rockstars. His whole public persona for years was he was a cut above other rockstars, that he was a family man. Like another user stated he was seen as the Mr Rogers of rock. His fans don’t get to retroactively claim that they always assumed he was secretly a piece of shit.

I have an auditory processing disorder so I’m always questioning what I hear, but glad you don’t have that issue!

He should change his name to P. Diddler

I was a little skeptical as well until I heard the slowed down audio. It’s undeniable and as clear as day. Honestly if you can listen to that and still give him good faith then the conversation is over. No point in talking to someone who is denying evidence Literally everyone else hears it and somehow you’re the one who is hearing it correctly? As the saying goes, either everyone else is crazy or you’re the crazy one.

I want a whole goddamn pickle inside me, won’t settle for less.

Everyone has moved on but I still want that Russian pee pee tape. I need it.

Trump has an N-word tape and it’s coming. It will be the October surprise so his supporters gotta normalize saying it so it won’t be as shocking when it drops.

It was just another time traveler from the future trying to prevent the apocalypse

Awww it’s so cute that anyone still thinks evangelicals care about anything other than power.