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Shrinking horse balls is best bullet point feature of all time.

I had a woman at my work tell me that one of the main reasons she didn't want gay marriage legalized was because she didn't want to have to explain it to kids. Do you know how easy it is to explain gay people to little kids? You just fucking tell them, and they say okay like it's normal, because to them it is. Here's how our big talk went down when my kids were like 6 and 3... What's that mean? Gay? Well, you know how boys and girls get married or be boyfriend and girlfriend? Most kids we know have parents that are one man and one woman, but some men prefer to get married to other men and some women prefer to get married to other women. It's called being gay. You'll meet lots of gay people in your life. It's not a big deal. Some people are gay and some people aren't. You don't really need to worry about it too much for now. Oh, okay... like how charlie has two moms? Yup. Oh, okay. (goes back to doing whatever) The end. Wow, that was hard. You can almost feel the moral fiber of America unraveling as you speak the words!

You mean 2003, right? (Pilot was 2003, actual episodes 2004... and the pilot isn't really considered a real episode)

My wife and I had a long nuanced talk about this last night, and we both came to the conclusion that Bert has to be the bottom.

You should be prepared to be pissed off.

So who is the top and who is the bottom?

Waiting on a grittier reboot.

I wonder if you bought every single release of Super Mario Bros Nintendo has put out since 1985, how much you would have spent.

Apple does have a trade in program, but it's a really bad deal.

Some of the PR people at Fox News probably punched up his copy and asked him to resubmit it.

I too LOVE LOVE LOVE my AirPods. They make more of a difference than you would ever expect. I'm surprised Apple doesn't try to make a SKU of the iPhone that comes with AirPods. Charge $100 more and let people finance them along with their phones. Most people wouldn't even think twice about it.

If I needed a new phone this year, I think I would probably get the Xr. I like having a zoom lens on my phone, but honestly, I barely use it. I don't care at all about 3D touch. I'm sure the Xs has a better screen, but seriously, all screens on all phones are great now. This doesn't matter much... And the real reason? It gets better battery life. And I like $250 bucks.

So they went back and found 65 women he went to HS with and had them sign this thing... what a random and out of nowhere thing for the republicans to do.

Such respect for a brave man!

Hard pass.

Because I usually don't buy the latest and greatest and physical discs are always way way cheaper. I wish I could go all digital, but I'm too cheap. I'm 100% digital on the Switch though.

I think it really just comes down to band preference more than anything. I want the silver watch with a black band, but they don't sell that. I think I'm going to get the grey one with the grey velcro strap deal, non-cellular. I'm not in any rush though, will wait for reviews and seeing it in person. Might put it on my Xmas list and see if my parents feel like splurging this year... The watch will very much be a toy for me... I really really don't need it at all. It's just another blinky bloopy doo-dad to distract me a bit while I march slowly toward my impending doom.

So the man she's paying to represent her in court is a "CREEPY PORN LAWYER" but they absolutely love everything about the man who actually slept with the porn star.

I don't think there is a difference in the glass. I've never heard that before and googling brings up nothing on that. I think it really is just the different band and a few extra watch faces. I won't be getting the Nike version, because I've always found Nike to be an annoying company... even though I support them in hating America and our troops.

The very idea that that cowardly piece of shit would ever, EVER, EVER IN A MILLION FUCKING YEARS, put himself in harms way to help another living soul is fucking laughable. Donald Trump doesn't give a shit about a single person on this planet besides himself and anyone who believe otherwise is a complete and total fool.

My 5 year old has broken our Switch for the second time, and reading online, it's going to cost me about $100 to get it fixed. He mangled the connectors inside the USB-C port by yanking it out of chargers too hard. We've also had all of the connections to our Joycons come loose twice now. Already been sent in for that problem and now both joycon connectors are loose AGAIN... That's covered by warranty fortunately. I guess I just need to bite the bullet and get it fixed, but the whole situation pisses me off. It seems to me like Nintendo did a total crap job of making a console that is able to be used daily by their core audience of children. It's a fragile and fiddly piece of shit in my opinion. I'd like to shove it up Reggie's ass. Tired of dealing with sending it back. Tired of my kids breaking everything. TIRED. Tired.

Yeah, apparently this story has been shared many times and is in his book. It just gained "went viral" this time or whatever.

I think the Nike watches come with different bands, a few exclusive watch faces and the Nike Plus software pre-installed. (You can download Nike Plus onto any watch for free, so not a big deal).