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thewhyteboar

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  1. I thought the rule was anyone I didn't like is a hipster or a millennial?
  2. Urena only got 6 games. Such a dumb decision. Should have been at least 30.
  3. https://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2018-baltimore-ravens-1828383756 thought I had reached the apex of my Ray Lewis hatred years ago, but no. No, my hate for Ray Lewis only continues to expand with time, not unlike the waistline of a Ryan brother. The hatred I bear has a full-on pituitary disorder because this twirling dipshit will eat entire planets whole before he ever cedes the spotlight. When Colin Kaepernick dropped to one knee, Ray Lewis dropped down on both knees because that’s, like, one more knee. FUCK EVERYTHING WE’RE GOING TO FIVE KNEES. Did Ray backtrack on his kneeling immediately afterward? You know he did. And that was before his interminable disgrace of a Hall of Fame speech: 34 minutes of incoherent babbling that should have earned Lewis a one-way ticket to the loony bin. Here is a man who believes that doing the Chicken Dance makes him a vessel for God himself. Here is a man who obstructed justice in two murders and began painting himself as the main victim of that crime the second he got out of that limo. Here is a man who thinks school prayer will prevent child sex trafficking. Ray Lewis a constant, criminal embarrassment, and yet you people built a STATUE for this idiot: That's the good stuff.
  4. Looking forward to this racist shitstain getting his ass kicked in November then waving the Confederate flag:
  5. Bengals https://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2018-cincinnati-bengals-1828297040 This is obligatory, but so is everything else about Cincinnati: the town’s sole contributions to American life are race riots, forgettable ‘70s sitcoms, and revolting chocolate beef gravy. That’s it. Cincinnati is like what if Kentucky, but somehow also the worst big city in America? It’s also the worst city in arguably our worst state, and it should be cleansed from the landscape by a swarm of flying ants.
  6. The Mariners aren't dead yet! Nice 4 game sweep of the Astros.
  7. https://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2018/08/10/plane-possibly-stolen-from-seattles-sea-tac-airport/
  8. Nothing confirmed, but someone might have stolen an empty plane. Then it might have either crashed or been shot down.
  9. If a Democrat had said this it would be the lead story for 3 weeks. The media would be in full attack mode over how elitist liberals are.
  10. Guess who just became citizens via chain migration? https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2018/08/melania-trump-parents-chain-migration-immigration-green-card/
  11. Usually the new episode gets posted to Korean Netflix a day after it airs in America. Still waiting.
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