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Wow, I was not expecting that to happen so soon.

I didn’t say I’d actually make it. I’m too lazy, lmao

I need to make a list of amazing shit Biden has done and compare it to the list of shitty awful things. I’m constantly defending this motherfucker from rabid progressives on FB and I just want a chart to plan my trolling game better.

People need to be seriously demonstrating against this man right now.

Cool. Where’s them aliens?

Over/under on if this is going to end up flipping anything in Congress?

Is paper currency production large-scale enough to have an effect on climate change? My guess is probably.

yeah, but if it weren’t electric cars it’d be something else. the only thing that’s going to rein in car dependent suburbia is the fast-approaching mass municipal bankruptcy crisis

Electronic cars are fine.

I remember going to Disney world with some friends when I was in my early twenties. It sucked. My brain immediately overwrote whatever nostalgia I had for the place.

That shit literally looks like a screenshot from Interstellar.

My dumbass little brother went out partying for his 21st birthday and got covid. He’s diabetic too. So god damn stupid. He’s currently in the hospital getting a monoclonal antibody treatment. I’m quarantining because I was just doing dabs with him in his car the other day half his friends probably have it too.

They don’t. It’s a spy cam which makes it extra dangerous and blasphemous. You could make some serious $$$ with this format.

Yeah but we all know what happens as soon as you land and start drinking the local water.

Florida, dude.

Pumping money into highways is literally the most wasteful thing our federal government does, and that includes failed exploratory wars in the Middle East.

If this increased revenue goes to spending on welfare and social services then fuck yeah.

Accidentally missing 4:20 and smoking up at 4:21 instead is just as much a tradition as smoking at 4:20. So yeah, ol’ Ralphy was hittin dat pack.

Shit like this makes me panic. I have to get my family the fuck out of here.

SBL really is the patron saint of D1P at this point.

These rotten bastard kids getting free school lunch! When I was in school you had to pay money like a real American.

Is this like a failed sports coup?

Police say no one was in driver's seat in fatal Tesla crash WWW.CNN.COM Two passengers were killed in a crash of a Tesla Model S on Saturday in which there was no one sitting in the driver's seat, according to police. Self driving cars are a mistake, just like cars were a mistake 👍