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I just simply don’t care about what happens on Fox News anymore. Either the government oversteps and breaks it up, or it’s just something we have to live with. The only way to fight it is by voting.

Is this like microdosing? Because if these patients are full-blown high on molly, they’re facing a whole different set of future issues.

Can you neither confirm or deny that we’re gonna get some real info on this over the summer?

I hit a Chinese immigrant in lower Manhattan once. It was very low speed, but enough to roll the guy over my hood. He was okay and I spent a few minutes begging for his forgiveness before he gave a deep look of disgust and just walked away. I still have some mild PTSD from that incident. The idea that any regular person can just drive one of these things into a dense city is beyond nuts the longer you think about it

Unfortunately, my gut feeling is that he fucked some minors on a plane and or island.

“Is your name Santa Monica?” Lmao that was pretty good tho

Let’s see em.

Basically an analogue for the US as a whole, then.

My parents’ half-built neighborhood is seeing new home builds for the first time in about 16 years.

I’m predicting an epic explosion from that factory in the next 20 years.

I’ve always felt that white people should just shut up about stuff like this. White Twitter piling up on this dude and calling him an Uncle Tom is uhhhhh not a good look Also, I just discovered that iOS auto-capitalizes Uncle Tom

The only reason to ban menthol cigarettes is because they’re fucking gross.

We’re so lucky to have Whitmer. Couldn’t have asked for a better governor in a crisis.

Remember ten years ago when people were arguing about the “real” unemployment rate?

Jesus, I was certain that tweet was from the NYT Pitchbot.

“The Democrats are always sending aid to foreign countries instead of helping reeuhl Amuricans”

These Qanon people are being trolled by dudes four times smarter than they are.

I grew up in a neighborhood where half the lots were empty until 2006, and I spent my teen years smoking weed in half-built McMansions.

So basically, China spent decades and trillions of dollars building housing and infrastructure for a future population that doesn’t exist. What could possibly go wrong?

Joe Rogan is an unfunny fucking moron and so are all his listeners. Case closed.

How many weeks does it take to recharge?

To be fair, this is a totally believable scenario in New York.