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Isn’t half the country in the Golden Horseshoe alone? Lol.

In Michigan, we tore up our cities with trench freeways so we already have a world-class drainage system. Floods close portions of I-94, I-96 and I-75 in Southeast Michigan WWW.MLIVE.COM Southeast Michigan is experiencing heavy rainstorms.

I have heard Houston has horrendous flooding problems already.

This is better than MXC.

Has @b_m_b_m_b_m finally lost it?

My boss is in Arizona right now, somewhere near Flagstaff. It would totally suck for my bottom line if he got landslided to death

The 2021 Sienna is like having your own Millenium Falcon.

Yeah and they’re all expensive as fuck.

There are some pretty jizzworthy Japanese minivans out there these days.

I bought an SUV because Michigan’s roads are about as smooth as the surface of an asteroid. Fuck it. This whole state is an affront to god and nature anyway. The only city you can live a halfway responsible lifestyle in is Ann Arbor, which has higher rents than most major coastal cities. And I’m from Flint, which is about as car-centric of a place as you’ll find anywhere in the world.

Sounds like my wife.

Thank god I’m a land surveyor and actually enjoy my work. I can work from home, the office, or out in my truck with 5G in the middle of a corn field.

My little corner of the world feels so insulated from climate change, compared to some of the shit I’ve been seeing lately from around the world.

Extreme missed opportunity

I really want to stick a rocket up this guy’s ass and launch him into the sun

I’m sure this will happen in some form within many of our lifetimes

The sun is blotted out, the sky is white - and yet there isn’t a cloud in the sky. It’s been like this here in Michigan for days. It’s all wildfire smoke.

Congograte?

Gotcha. Makes sense.

What? Is ‘hoot and holler’ a racist phrase now or something?

“Kid Rock Conservatives” is the most cursed political designation I’ve ever witnessed

This has been the rainiest, coolest July in Michigan I can remember in my entire life.

I read the whole thing. Good shit.

Hang in there man. I almost accidentally killed myself twice in the past year.

If only he had a gun. Something something the criminals will get them anyway.