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Welp. Almost two years into the pandemic and I finally got the shit.

What about bobsledding?

Oh fuck this shit. China good USA bad durrr

I might have been a little drunk last night. lmao

I am absolutely in love with this woman. Her look, her voice, her accent, her intellect and her channel. I have a little boy crush on her, I swear to god.

Dear god I am so fucked. Someone send me money

Lmao

He’s not wrong.

It’s 16 fucking degrees, life on this continent fucking sucks dick

Currently stranded at an auto repair shop (closed early because you know, why wouldn’t it be), trying to huddle my girls together with some blankets to keep them warm while I wait for an Uber. Going to need a new drivers side front ball joint, which is $250 that I don’t fucking have. FREEDOM BABY

From Michigan, I feel you bro

The Biden administration could solve a lot of our nation’s problems right now by just bombing Ottawa. Multiple birds with one stone!

This is all just a dry run for 2024

I know at least three people from high school who wound up leaving their teaching gigs in Michigan for Texas.

That’s the American way. People do stupid shit until they’re told not to.

From burning the White House to burning masks

This is probably going to happen eventually in most western democracies. People just aren’t built to follow the rules, especially for 2+ years.

The internet has really done a number on western society, hasn’t it.

Gwyneth Paltrow could never hope to be as bad as Jabroni Rogan.

This kind of shit is only going to happen more frequently over time.

Remember when the right was fear-mongering about migrant caravans? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

Welcome, let us all burn together as brothers. BFFs for life! USA CANADA

hahahaha wtf

Not even a little