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    Abolish the Nobel Prize.
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    I went to Kuwait City for a day and it was 114, which was enough to have me pouring sweat before we even got down the ramp to the bus. I can’t fathom how anyone could survive that heat without AC.
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    That might be the most insane thing to ever come out of this administration and that’s fucking saying something.
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    I did it for 3 summers in NYC. I’d rather be on a train to Auschwitz
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    Even in Michigan we get long stretches of 90+ weather every summer now.
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    "Mass surveillance program" ought to indicate extremely illegal from the name alone
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    Ugh. Ugh ugh ughhhhh.
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    After I vote on election day, I’m going home to swallow an entire bottle of xanax.
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    Scenario coming soon to a USA near you!
  10. Uaarkson
    Yes. Cut Canada in half, it’s all coming together.
  11. Uaarkson
    I think the saddest thing about the collapse of our nation is that we fucking deserve it
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    Bleeding Portland? Civil War II here we come!
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    Thank god this madness is spreading. It was starting to feel lonely here in America.
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    Yep, and then we finally would have had an excuse to...exterminate them.
  16. Uaarkson
    Keeping the Union together was a mistake
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    Not to be a both sideser, but...both sides of this incident were stupid.
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    Yep, there was definitely no cocaine or adderall in his system. Healthiest President in history. No Xanax. Just unbelievably healthy, you wouldn’t believe it.
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    If I were John Oliver, this would be a complete honor.
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    To be honest, I’d completely forgotten that this board has no-no words. It’s been a decade since the last time I logged into IGN.
  22. Uaarkson
    Their words, not mine. Calm down. People need to realize that right-wing militiamen are living in the 1960s.
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    Herp de derp. Something something blue lives. Fuck all these assholes. They’re out there for one reason and one reason only: to shoot black people.
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    This guy is the 2020 self-own champion.
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    Great news. Africa has made a lot of progress in the 21st century.
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