Why the hell is asexual a letter on the LGBT++++ acronym? Were monks feeling the need for parades? That's just crying for attention.
Woe is me. I only jerk off and sometimes I don't.
Great. So do basement dwellers and nuns.
Why do men keep female friends? Are they dumb?
Like yeah, I have female friends through work or school days, but the closest I get to them is facebook.