A female cop I was on a date with last year flipped out on me (in front of everyone in a crowded bar) when she realized I didn't vote for Trump. She had the NERVE to call Hillary a criminal.
My response: "If you think Hilary is a criminal and Trump is an honest man you must be the shittiest cop ever."
(don't get me wrong, I don't think Hillary is squeaky clean and is about as cuddly as a cactus, but to even compare the two is laughable)