MarSolo

Trump supporters have what I'd like to now dub "The View Derangement Syndrome." Those people go nuts anytime a conservative gets fired for something and then immediately asks why "those bitches on the View haven't been fired yet for being mean to the President."

Who wants to bet that soccer ball has a listening device in it?

Like I said, Trump is going to end up like Michael Corleone at the end of the last Godfather movie: alone, dying, with only a dog for company... or in his case, Jeff Sessions or Mike Pence. I just like the idea of his daughter taking the first figurative bullet.

As I said in the other thread, you can tell a marriage is going well when a couple is getting separate hotel rooms.

That's normal. I'd say Trump is deliberating going 1984, but we all know Trump doesn't read.

Bolton has the biggest boner right now after reading that ALL CAPS tweet.

Let's be real, half the people in positions of power in this government don't know what half the shit that @SFLUFAN wrote even means.

I can't wait for the recording of "Hey Mike, I need you to take care of the baby that bitch is carrying. Get the coat hanger."

Weaponized by a guy who claimed children were being held as sex slaves in the basement of a pizza shop by Hillary Clinton.

But again, they were from a decade ago, before they hired him. And again, Trump has said just as vile shit in his Twitter feed before he ran for President.

The first Guardians of the Galaxy movie has a “I jizzed all over the walls of my spaceship” joke. Family friendly my ass.

So he got fired for saying “you’re lucky I’m at work”?

I hope they don’t accidentally discover that Robert Downey Jr had a problem with drugs. In all seriousness, in a world where Donald Trump’s Twitter history allowed him to run for President, no one’s Twitter history should be scrutinized, unless those posts were made today. And especially if they’re unearthed by the guy who came up with Pizzagate.

So my dream of Donald Trump dying alone because his actions led to ALL of his family going down for his crimes might come true?

Devin Nunes has a stash of kiddie porn somewhere and the Russians know it.

Meanwhile, it’s considered hate speech to call Ivanka Trump “white trash” on Facebook.

Seriously, he needs to quit with that “enemy of the people” shit. Because I still hold that fat piece of shit more responsible for the reporters killed a few weeks back than the guy who actually killed them.

Except this is also bullshit, because everything that has gone wrong since he's been President has been everyone else's fault according to him.

Wait, Tucker Carlson has children? How did that date rapey prick pull that off?... I just answered my own question didn’t I?

Man, remember when Rubio had that temporary spine and went punch for punch with Trump during that one debate? I almost rooted for him.

But her emails amiright?

I'd like to think the classic look for Air Force One is to kind of make it seem similar to other airplanes for safety reasons. I imagine Trump's design is "HEY GUYS THE PRESIDENT IS ON THIS PLANE!!!"

He spelled collusion wrong. He fucking spelled collusion wrong and it's on camera.

That caller just reminded me why IQ tests need to be given before people are allowed to vote.