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MarSolo

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  1. Yeah, I didn't mean to murder that hooker, she just did too much blow and I had to whack her over the head with that vase.
  2. The only docudrama I know of involving humans interacting with toons is the one involving the murder of Marvin Acme, and how the toon Roger Rabbit was implicated in his murder.
  3. Ah I see. I'm not as well versed in sports as my friends are, and they always spoke of it as if it were some unspoken thing about Jordan that people always knew. Good to know that wasn't the case.
  4. Rumors always circulated that Jordan’s father was murdered because of Michael’s gambling debts and his aversion to actually paying those debts. Killing his father was their way to get him to pay.
  5. I still use my 2009 MacBook Pro as my primary computer. My 2011 iMac’s graphics card just bit the dust. I've contemplated getting maybe a Surface for work (graphic and game design).
  6. Tells black man to go back to Africa, spends the rest of day hearing “Africa” by Toto in his ears because he got knocked on the noggin multiple times.
  7. Seriously, I’m upset that Fox News wasn’t included in the Disney deal because I would have loved seeing Hannity and his ilk getting the axe by the Mouse.
  8. "Look you can ask our client anything except about what you're investigating our client about. Ask him about his golf game. Ask him about how much he loves his wife. Anything but obstruction."
  9. Liberalism is a mental disorder. Gotta give them the bullet.
  10. Clinton was never impeached. Although I think she should be impeached for the emails and Benghazi.
  11. Sessions must be pissed. EDIT: Nevermind, that shithead is from Alabama.
  12. Rudy must have insane biceps from all the goalpost shifting he’s done since becoming Trump’s lawyer.
  13. I just realized Sean Spicer was only press secretary from January to around June or July of 2017. It's amazing all the stupid shit he said during that time.
  14. Who do you trust? The liar or the lawyer that covered up for the liar and kept tapes?
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