LazyPiranha

*checks microphone* *shuffles notes* *composes self* ahem SUPERMAN IS A FUCKING ALIEN FROM A DIFFERENT GOD DAMN FUCKING PLANET. HE DOESN'T HAVE A RACE THAT MEANS SHIT TO PEOPLE ON EARTH BECAUSE HE'S NOT EVEN FUCKING FROM HERE.

...are you seriously suggesting that the 80's and 90's were somehow better about people being rampant dicks to each other? Has our collective short term memory really eroded that badly?

Yeah, Ye Olden Days were sure known for their civility and people not being horrible dicks to one another. Oh, wait, it was the exact opposite of that.

For Amazon. What does Amazon get out of this? They get to have a bunch of defunct product listings that aren't available for sale and a bunch of higher priced options that are?

Someone who is better at the economy than me explain the benefit of this?

Plenty of racist pieces of shit out there working for brown people. The money is green and they get to to bitch about shit like affirmative action and all sorts of other stuff to help themselves feel superior.

Civ Rev was streamlined in the best way possible because I almost never lost.

I don't know how we're defining short here. Journey is maybe 90 minutes, but a lot of games mentioned here are 8+ hours. If you're looking for truly short experiences, here are some of my recent favorites: Downwell Donut County Devil Daggers The Fall Jazzpunk OlliOlli SUPERHOT Renegade Ops Into the Breach Rocket League

Well this movie just got unexpectedly interesting...

You know, I'm generally opposed to the death penalty, BUT... ...all I'm saying is this dude could get his money if we sold tickets to this couple's public execution.

"Fuck you I got paid" probably.

To be fair, that is more or less exactly what the first trailer pretty directly implies, and I am loathe to agree with AG on.. anything?

What they need to do is bury the past, kill it if they have to and make Star Wars a genre instead of the holy grail of man children. People got way too involved and obsessed with their space wizards and now look where we are. Some dipshits out there are staring letter writing campaigns and lobbying for the funding to remake a movie all because someone with a pussy came within a hundred yards of it. Burn it to the fucking ground.

I swear that dude is cursed.

Yeah, but how exactly do you know until it happens again or doesn't? I mean, you run a business. If some guy you hired forced a female employee to watch him jerk off in the projection booth, would you EVER rehire him? How long would it take, and what would you need to see to be convinced that this guy wouldn't do it again?

My dude, have you SEEN Christ's abs?

When something is that fucking bad, it tends to stick out. Ask me about the rest of it, like why Catwoman is doing shit and I've got nothing. You fight Mr. Freeze in a really annoying way I think?

Heh. Look, all I'm saying is that Batman is literally going to let Gotham burn to the ground by having everyone get infected because he's too interested in chasing after his main squeeze until Alfred uses the parental lock on his shit and makes him do his homework.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Star Wars is fucking stupid. It's been stupid from day one. It never made sense, even the original trilogy didn't make any sense. Some middle management chode talks shit to Darth Vader's face and mocks his "ancient religion" as if it wasn't the dominant force in the galaxy when he was just learning to shave. Luke is hidden from his father by being put on his home planet, with his own family, and they don't even change his god damn name. Obi Wan claims he'll become more powerful, which apparently means he gets to hang out with Luke and watch him get scolded by a puppet. It's all space opera bullshit and meaningless fluff. The sooner people embrace the fact that Star Wars has the narrative consistency of a paranoid schizophrenic's journal, the better off everyone will be.

Business... how does that work? Eh, the Arkham games are massively overrated. I enjoyed Assylum, but City got tedious and I really, REALLY disliked where the story went in that one.

Good, because the first movie was typical J.J. Abrams all style and no substance. It's a lazy re-tread of A New Hope.

Milk is delicious. I drink it straight from the carton to establish dominance over my household.

Time to buy my seventh copy of the game.

How does it feel knowing your thread title is almost instantly wrong?

Creepy baby mayo or gtfo...