LazyPiranha

John M is the hero we need, not the hero we deserve.

It’s like a lynching? Don’t threaten me with a good time.

Different definitions of failure and success I suppose. It wasn’t a total failure like getting stopped at the gates, but if you asked why these chuds or the Q go, I don’t they would have started their goal as pointless loitering. They had access to some of the most powerful people on the planet and unlocked open government emails and they just sat around with their dicks in their hands and took selfies. This is the kind of shit I did in high school when I was after hours and the teachers lounge was unlocked. Yeah, they got much further than anticipated, and foreign government stirring up Q shit are absolutely delighted with the results but the chuds themselves got virtually nothing they wanted.

The coup mostly failed because these idiots have been poisoned on a diet of absolute bullshit and falsehoods. A lot of the morons who stormed the building truly and honestly thought that this was going to be the triggering event for a greater moment and that the military was going to swoop in and start arresting “traitors and enemies” or some other shit. When that didn’t happen they just kind of littered around because they had no goal or plan beyond the kickoff. Once “the storm” or whatever failed to happen, what the fuck were they supposed to do? They weren’t prepared for an actual fight or any sort of siege, they folded like a cheap suit. If they had actually prepared to dig in for a longer standoff or had a leader who wasn’t an absolute pussy terrified of doing anything beyond bossing underlings to do his bidding, we’d be in an entirely different situation. The idiot insurrection only failed because of the idiocy.

Add another to the list of “people I cannot wait to fucking die.”

The idiot insurrection

Impeachment isn’t fucking tinkerbell, we can’t just believe and clap it into existing.

Nah, I’m pretty sure her final rant was a bunch of blood bubbles oozing out of her throat.

There are millions of us! We are the silent majority! Also our large gatherings are mostly antifa!

I have nothing to say at the moment other than god damn it’s good to see you back.

My photoshop skills are trash but...

Missed 2020 by a hair, but punk is now officially dead.

I wonder if she’ll only get two volleys at her funeral because she already ingested the first?

They’ve got a lot of cops and they really don’t like when people look at them sideways?

It takes a long time to put that much shit on.

Good thing he has no fucking idea what it means.

Yes? Easily?

So she’s in hell? Cool, cool, cool.

Never. Gonna. Happen.

Kanye about to make the worst music of his life.

You think if that fat fuck called up OAN or Newsmax they wouldn’t have him live on air this second? Not a god damned chance.