LazyPiranha

What do people make of this Newsmax thing? Is this just the same usual hysterics where they bitch about something being too liberal then bail after a week or two and come crawling back? I have not and will not watch or pay attention to Newsmax so I have no clue if they have any shot of really capitalizing on this sudden exodus or if the chuds will grow tired of it like parlor or any of the other alternatives.

Reagan won?

Let's be real about two things. Melania is just as shitty, evil, and cruel as her husband, there's no way she's "fleeing" or getting out right away. Second, there is zero fucking chance pre-nup or otherwise that this case isn't settled largely outside of the courts. The weight a pre-nup holds varies state to state, and the last thing Trump wants is discovery bringing his actual assets to public light.

I wish they were the liberal boogeymen the right fears they are. I wish in January the military seized every gun and F-150 and melted them down for high-speed rails to the mandatory gender reassignment center for every chud who ever wore a MAGA hat.

Imagine being a “billionaire” and thinking that 3 mil is too rich a price to being one of the most powerful men on earth.

I'm a man of my word.

Pineapple on pizza is ok. Pineapple, bacon, and jalapeño on pizza is quite good.

Thank fucking christ.

Tell them you saw the same guy vote four times, but with a different personality each time. The first was normal, the next time he was acting super macho, then he came back again acting all femme, and he finally came back one last time acting like an idiot. Oddly he looked exactly like Michael Keaton.

People it’s almost 4 am. I had to comfort a crying baby, the fuck is your excuse?

I’d love to see a live feed of this useless fat sack of shit try and move a single piece of heavy furniture in front of a door.

No, you need to resurrect the classic with a nice “He lost, get over it” magnet.

Name something wrong about what I said. The Mandalorian is a painfully stupid show that’s still charming and fun to watch.

NO NUT NOVEMBER IS OFF THE MENU BOYS

We all do bro, we all do.

Both of those fat fucks should have died of covid. Why anyone gives a shit what tubby Reek thinks is beyond me.

You require more vespene gas.

No, he actually looks kind of badass in the second one. The first one makes him look like the pussy he is.

It’s somewhere in the middle I guess. It’s 101 proof so it’s not weak and it’s got a strong flavor, BUT... it’s very affordable, easily available, and surprisingly good for the money comparatively. You could do a lot worse, just don’t go taking it as a shot or something.