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  1. LazyPiranha
    Am I just a pre-emptive boomer who thinks foam mattresses suck and buying one online is absurd? All I can think of with foam mattresses is the pieces of shit I slept on in my college dorm.
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    Hahahahahahahahahahaha This motherfucker can tweet and trump can’t!
  3. LazyPiranha
    What a fucking asshole.
  4. LazyPiranha
    Where’s the martial law? I was promised martial law?
  5. LazyPiranha
    In honor of my catholic upbringing, I will later feel guilty for the pleasure I’m taking from knowing that millions of chuds are watching and waiting for arrests only to be completely and utterly let down.
  6. LazyPiranha
    It’s delicious to watch all the chuds puss themselves over Assange and Snowden getting snubbed. Poor babies, was everything you were warned about true?
  7. LazyPiranha
    The thread perfectly matches the event. We went in with fire and passion, lashed out at a bunch of shit, attacked some people, then after a while we had no idea what to do so we’re just milling around.
  8. LazyPiranha
    As someone in the know, I have to ask: Is every mattress store selling blow out the back door or something? I never see anyone inside.
  9. LazyPiranha
    Does the NYT even know what the fuck a normal joe even is? A $2,000 exercise bike isn't exactly cheap, but it's not a goddamn Maybach or something.
  10. LazyPiranha
    Ehhhh, half of his customers will never even know about this.
  11. LazyPiranha
    Science is more powerful than god, duly noted.
  12. LazyPiranha
    On a scale of one to heresy, how angry do you think Pence is at god for Trump surviving covid?
  13. LazyPiranha
    I couldn’t name the brand of my pillows if my life depended on it.
  14. LazyPiranha
    There is a zero percent chance this woman could identify your kidneys or even tell you vaguely in the body where they are.
  15. LazyPiranha
    You guys need to think beyond the nut. This bitch stormed the capitol, stole a laptop, and is trying to sell it to Russia. The moment you closed your eyes she’d be trying to guess your Facebook password and scrolling through every text on your phone.
  16. LazyPiranha
    A life of celibacy and testicular torsion > Boebert
  17. LazyPiranha
    Perhaps we should remove them from any mission?
  18. LazyPiranha
    Do I think Trump can write?
  19. LazyPiranha
    I refuse to do any research, but what is so different about mypillow that makes it this much of an empire?
  20. LazyPiranha
    Where we go one, we go all (to jail)
  21. LazyPiranha
    It’s not that hard to figure out. The man is if nothing else a ridiculous coward. Far right chuds will absolutely harass and threaten him for not backing Trump, very few republicans will abandon him for doing this. There’s practically no reason to not take this track
  22. LazyPiranha
    Was his password “ mynameisreek?”
  23. LazyPiranha
    My dude, I appreciate the sentiment and we need more of that attitude in law enforcement BUT... only one thing was getting crushed that day and the video makes it pretty clear it wasn't the chuds.
  24. LazyPiranha
    That’s waaaaaaaaaaaay harder than people make it out to be. Bitch had a better chance of getting a pardon than a mental defense.
  25. LazyPiranha
    Hell it’s not even that hard to test. Just start talking a bunch about something you know for a fact you haven’t searched for. Just start talking about spelunking or cb radios or something and never search for it. You won’t get any specific ads for it.
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