I still don’t know why anyone thought he wouldn’t. Only six presidents actively chose not to run for re-election. Besides, I imagine it would be a huge benefit to dems to NOT have to do a primary campaign and focus purely on the election itself.
Here’s a moral quandary: if Rand Paul and Ted Cruz are both stuck in a burning building, how long do you wait to call your physician because your erection has not gone away?
If Ted Cruz were dying on the side of the road and all I had to do was dial 911 to save him... I’d dial 911, show him the numbers on my screen, then make him watch as I deleted each digit and walked away.
Look if you want to sleep on top of a bunch of tiny bubbles suspended in plastic like the sad foam from a 40oz in a brown paper bag, you do you. I meanwhile, will lay myself upon the cold rolled steel that has been twisted and formed into compliance like the god damned king that I am. Now go listen to some podcast and enter your promo code while I pay full price like an absolute chad.
Am I just a pre-emptive boomer who thinks foam mattresses suck and buying one online is absurd? All I can think of with foam mattresses is the pieces of shit I slept on in my college dorm.
In honor of my catholic upbringing, I will later feel guilty for the pleasure I’m taking from knowing that millions of chuds are watching and waiting for arrests only to be completely and utterly let down.
It’s delicious to watch all the chuds puss themselves over Assange and Snowden getting snubbed.
Poor babies, was everything you were warned about true?
The thread perfectly matches the event. We went in with fire and passion, lashed out at a bunch of shit, attacked some people, then after a while we had no idea what to do so we’re just milling around.
You guys need to think beyond the nut. This bitch stormed the capitol, stole a laptop, and is trying to sell it to Russia. The moment you closed your eyes she’d be trying to guess your Facebook password and scrolling through every text on your phone.