LazyPiranha

That upvote is a legally binding contract sir.

Real talk if you hit a million I will happily make arrangements to go to one of your theaters but I want you to play some dumbass movie of my choice for one night only. You can upsell me on the popcorn if it makes you feel better.

I understand literally none of this, but the first one of your fuckers that makes a million off of this had better buy me a sandwich or something.

Jesus christ I thought it was the wild turkey making that shit look fake as hell, you’re telling me sober people see that shit too?

Still waiting on those examples...

Sure, I’ll take the bait. Drop some prominent names or tweets of misinformation.

I mean I’m not about to trawl the internet for proof.

While for profit health is still a debacle, they at least have a monetary incentive to make people healthy, comfortable, and whole. For profit prisons have nothing to gain from reforming people, criminal justice reform, or leniency.

Slowly phasing in over the course of five years? Man, these libs are so totally

I know that lying and being idiots come as naturally to these people as breathing, but how exactly does one use "I was hacked" as an excuse for this? Even if you WERE hacked, you just... had topless photos of your underage daughter in your camera roll?

Sometimes relationships end and you’d prefer your ex to not have your tits on their phone forever?

Do you have the political death note? Do you have time to write 49 more letters?

Currently trading at 69. Nice.

Literally anyone who tries to suggest that the stock market is tied to the health of the economy should be shot on site and their body left to rot as an example to others.

Lennie was too smart to fall for this.

Guys, the people who stormed the capitol to execute politicians just really love America ya know?

Cruella De Vil just wanted a coat. This bitch is worse.

Herman Munster lookin’ ass.

Let him flee. You think that fat fuck is good for intel? That useless chode can’t remember the names of the kids he doesn’t want to fuck, and one of them is named after him.

People like the filibuster because they watched Jimmy Stewart do it once in high school.

I mean, globally Twitter is less of a problem but it did directly lead to a huge part of the prominence of Trump

Yeah I don’t see how anyone can imagine a world in which unregulated social media is “fine.” This is primarily a video game board, have we already forgotten the nonsense chuds have done in the past couple years? Did we already forget when a bunch of whiny assholes got so butt hurt over the amount of skin in a fire emblem game that they actively dug through the credits to find, harass, and destroy the career of a single woman who had literally nothing to do with that decision? How does that coordinated effort happen without the aid of social media? Assholery is like any other thing in life, people engage with it when it’s easy, convenient, and the consequences are minimal. Social media is the perfect confluence of these things with the cherry on top of creating custom made echo chambers to reinforce the idea that actually you are completely right in doing this and here are hundred to thousands of other people who will support you.