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  1. Keyser_Soze
    Microsoft Store is giving 10 dollars off design lab controllers on black friday @The def star
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    It's the sequel to that game.
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    But what developer will they bring in to make a new Advent Rising and make @EternallDarkness jizz his pants? Edited for future clarity but I made a mistake. Sad.
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    Wanted to say BC on an upset special but Clemson marched right down the field.
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    They had to do some damage control after this one
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    Glad I slept through this. Thanks for the updates everyone else. I thought the Obsidian announcement already happened.
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    The shocking thing is: 1. Somehow standing smears shit all over your butt cheeks. People must be shitting basketballs for that to happen. Shit does not get on my butt cheeks. 2. People afraid of skid marks. Do people not look at the TP? Look at your toilet paper, when you stop seeing poop on the TP your ass is clean. On average I can use less than 6 squares of TP and come away clean.
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    It's easier to stand and spread your cheek with one hand and really grind the paper into your asshole. If I lean forward I can barely get my hand behind my ass.
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    It comes with the levels from the first so no.
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    Very keen of you.
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    Your feelings are a horrible movie?
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    Hitman Blood Money was great and I liked the mission You Better Watch Out, you can shoot out the bottom of the glass bottomed Jacuzzi and your target falls to his death.
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    Maybe if I were blind.
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    For instance at my hotel one of the elevators broke and you could only use one, they are side by side. A guest complained they were so "inconvenienced" and then they comped his valet parking for the night.
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    I've worked at one for long enough to get the idea of how things are. My suggestion, ask to talk to the General Manager. If she seems legit then don't take the pillows. Also, you could cover your bases and ask for some pillows for your room claiming you only got 1 pillow, or something, then if they charge you with taking it refer them back to your request and they will probably take it away. Hotels won't charge you for anything if you bitch enough.
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    Depends on how competent the housekeepers are. They might not even think to mention it.
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    Hotels bow to your every need so I doubt they would say anything even if they saw you walk out the door with one.
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    Fair enough
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    Maybe he should have gotten off his ass when he was a free agent.
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    Actually @SFLUFAN if you were being genuine about your statement in this thread, I might be due for a hitman
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    He got me the first one too! So you should definitely take the second one.
  22. Keyser_Soze
    Well they certainly know how to get people to want a D+ sub.
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    I think I have a Resident Evil 2 Prima guide.
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    If guns don't cause any harm then why aren't they allowed on airplanes?
  25. Keyser_Soze
    Team Justin lost one in the shooting as well. http://www.cbs8.com/story/39448825/former-coronado-high-student-killed-in-thousand-oaks-bar-shooting
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