LOL, Trump tried to get Macron to leave the EU by promising a biglier trade deal with America: https://www.politico.eu/article/macron-on-trump-suggestion-to-leave-eu-you-can-imagine-my-response/
Seriously, @CastlevaniaNut18, is there anything other than A1c, blood sugar, and lipids that you'd order for a standard physical?
https://www.cvs.com/minuteclinic/services/price-lists
If getting authentic controllers doesn't have any to you then you're probably best off just making an emulator box and buying some third-party controllers.